How to Properly Scare a Gunslinger Girl

Haunted by Pino? Perhaps. Scared by it? No.
Enuff Said!

Two words:
Pop quiz!

I might have posted this already, it's been a while, but if the Padanians managed to equip all of their terrorists with cybernetic enhancements that make them ten times as strong as an SWA cyborg, I think that would be pretty effective at making the girls learn the meaning of fear.

Except for Triela. She would just find out what their weakness is (because there's always a weakness) and exploit it to her advantage.

Triela would just continue to rape face like she usually does. Henrietta would go all uber-berseker-style on them, screaming "MY LOVE FOR GIUSE IS LIKE A TRUCK!" as she leaps in, shooting dual-P90s. Rico would be busting caps all John Woo-style, with flights of white pigeons exploding up behind her as she did so in slow-motion, MG3 being hip-fired because that's how Rico rolls, dammit. Priscilla would trip and fall, and have them going all "D'AAAAAW!!!" ... right before Henrietta, Rico and Triela just totally own them.

Claes would read a book about shoes. Because even if they were augmented, Claes would not give a good God-Damn about Padanians.


Coming soon: Gunslinger Girl: FLASH

Officer_Charon wrote:Coming soon: Gunslinger Girl: FLASH

I sure hope it wont end up like Dirty Pair Flash! Yeesh!

Well what I can see happening to scare each girl based on personality and how they react to things happening randomly IE: 'Etta's camera being stolen and her nearly ripping the thief apart with her bare hands.

So...

Angelica - Dyeing and Marco going far more then just knocking her down. (IE: Hitting and other things. I recall in her debute episode Marco knocked her to the ground.)

I think just sealing her in a glass coffin (with air tanks.) And dropping her in a sink hole would scare her enough.

Henrietta - Jose being killed or hurt in any form. Becoming like Elsa and killing herself and Jose.

Knocking her and Jose out (make sure Jose is knocked out for the count), cover her face in fake blood do the same to Jose and when she wakes up she'll think she did it and tried to do the same to herself.

Triela - I don't know why but I can see Triela being afraid of zombies, and watching the grounds at night for hours with a gun ready incase.

Replace real gun with realistic fake and have everyone else dress as Zombies and run around the grounds yelling BRAINS and then shooting red paintballs at her window. Wait for the 'I KNEW IT' And then terrified shriek at the fact her gun isn't real.

Then run like hell when she realizes your not a real zombie.

Claes - I can honestly see her afraid of heights.

Bungee jumping should do it nicely.

Rico - Sharks, great whites, hammerheads even tiny ones. It doesn't matter I think they would all manage to make Rico squeal run away or scream. Especially if she is afraid of water.

Just tied her down with extra strangth steel chains and ropes and sit her infront of all three JAWS movies, add in other B-movies such as Sharktopus and have her watch it for twenty four hours.

Release her and then ask all the girls if they want to see the new Shark exibit at an Aquarium. Make Rico required to go and see your movie induced conditioning blossom with her twitching and running for all exits.

Make her participate in the tide pool exibit at that.

ElfenMagix wrote:

Officer_Charon wrote:Coming soon: Gunslinger Girl: FLASH

I sure hope it wont end up like Dirty Pair Flash! Yeesh!

That's the point! *grins* Rico's hair is changed to look like DP:F! Kei's, complete with dye-streak. Triela's masculine attire gets trimmed down to boy-shorts and a trimmed waistcoat, and she's apparently... "matured" somewhat. Henrietta has suddenly become proficient with knives, as well as the afore-mentioned l33t dual-wielding skillz (playing too much Call of Duty? *grins*). Claes manages to lose her glasses at least once an episode, with commensurate property damage and body count. Petra... is still Petra. With longer hair. And she can never keep her clothes on.

can't wait to see it or read it

Oh sweet Zombie Jesus... did I just commit myself to writing that abomination?

Either that or your account was hacked.

*looks nervously at the quickly-growing cluster of irate cyborgs*

Yes... err... It was teh haxxors... the council was merciful... THE COUNCIL WAS MERCIFUL!

Nice save... I think you may owe Elfen one.

Fernando: Everybody owes me one... The Whole Planet Owes Me One! But Do I Get It? Well, NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All I want is some Undisturbed Sleep!

Sounds like insomnia might be Fernando's fear....or not.

Jacen Starslayer wrote:Sounds like insomnia might be Fernando's fear....or not.

Insomnia is not Fernando's fear. People keeping him busy so he cant sleep or waking him up when he needs it is not a fear but something he cant stand.

Even though they're all grizzled fighters who've inflicted dozens, if not hundreds, of kills, so they wouldn't blink twice at splatter, and their conditioning should inure them to psychological threats, it occurs to me that cyborgs might still be spooked by some things on screen:

Jean has just put on a documentary entitled The Evolution of the Clog in the Low Countries and Jutland, 1372-1624. Naturally, as soon as he's nipped out to "look for the board rubber" (even though there's one already sitting quite happily under the whiteboard), it's tossed out of the video player.

Chiara: Let's go for a classic today... Terminator! A cyborg just like us, not having to worry about maintaining cover and inflicting some real damage!

Amelia: I would concur with the desirability of such a proposition. The brawn of the male principal Arnold Schwarzenegger is stimulating and encourages my attentiveness.

Ten minutes later, Jean jumps out of his skin - and burns the leather on his shoe as he drop his cigarette - as there's a deafening bang somewhere behind him. He hurries around the building to find the door to the lecture theatre twinkling into orbit, while Henrietta is rolling around on the grass outside.

Henrietta: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! All that horrid cold steely oily stuff is inside me?

Terminator 2 right

Eh, any of them that shows whats inside a terminator. Not sure if etta was specifically referring to that liquid dude that can't get hurt from getting a shotgun in the face. (But, as it turns out, the extreme cold and furnaces(I think) are his two fatal weaknesses.)

Scare the cyborg girl with this scene from Terminator 2 is funny....
But it's not really realistic, cause the terminator (Arnie the governator) is only a robot covered with real skin.
Our cyborgs are humans enhanced with artificial limbs.

But i have another funny scene in my head.

What would happen if you took a fratello-team like Henrietta and José in a magic-show like Houdini or David Copperfield?
Jose was chosen by the magician to get in a box, and then the magician sticks swords through this box. And now??
Henrietta jumps up and kill the magician on the stage with her own hands in front of the show-viewers.

Funny to see a little girl is killing a magician on stage.

schaschanist wrote:Funny to see a little girl is killing a magician on stage.

Is this how all magic shows end in Deutschland?

No no no.
Just only in my Mind.

I really dont like magic, i think magic is for fags. (Those who play "World Of Warcraft" or so)
My favorite is the realism and logic.

schaschanist wrote:No no no.
Just only in my Mind.

I really dont like magic, i think magic is for fags. (Those who play "World Of Warcraft" or so)
My favorite is the realism and logic.

Oi!

Nothing against world of Warcraft. I think its a nice game to let be the world out of your mind and play with friends.

But i really like to damage and destroy things with tons of dynamite or nukes or kill people with massive rounds of bullets.
Like a Berserk at its best.

As metallica has sung "some kind of Monster" hehehe..

schaschanist wrote:But i really like to damage and destroy things with tons of dynamite or nukes or kill people with massive rounds of bullets.

Bullets are expensive, so why waste them?
Nukes? @$1M for a snoppy suitcase nuke, its not worth it.
And Dynamite is not cheap.

You can not destroy things for the the urge of destroying them. You must have a reason behind everything before you act on it, and that reason must be a benefit for both you and the community. Destroying a derelict building because its an eye-sore and an unsafe area where possible crimes are committed- thats great.

I meant it more in connection to video Games.
Before i go and finish quests, i would go and bomb half of the WoW-world away. Only to satisfy my berserk-personality.

Do not misunderstand me, in reality i never would kill or attack anybody, but in virtuality i would do this (what i say post before).

Even in the games, bullets, nukes and dynamite are expensive.

Hey, let the cyborgs pay for the bullets by their pocket money.

Now that would scare them!

Got it!
Thats the thing that would scare them really, cause the dont get money from their handlers
A really logical Nightmare for them.
How can i protect my handler? I dont have any money, but i need bullets to protect my handler! Aaaahhhh!!!!! (runs loudly screaming awa y)

schaschanist wrote:I meant it more in connection to video Games.
Before i go and finish quests, i would go and bomb half of the WoW-world away. Only to satisfy my berserk-personality.

Do not misunderstand me, in reality i never would kill or attack anybody, but in virtuality i would do this (what i say post before).

Just like most gamers. Nice in life, shitty in game .

Hm....put a cyborg into a video game world filled experienced hardcore gamers out to get her, who generally put on a "shitty" act in video games .

schaschanist wrote: magic is for fags.

I can picture Rachel saying that line...directly to a street magician who is trying to entertain her.

Stan: "What are you guys doing?"

Kids: "We're playing Harry Potter!"

Cartman: "Haha! Fags!"

Professor Voodoo wrote:

schaschanist wrote: magic is for fags.

I can picture Rachel saying that line...directly to a street magician who is trying to entertain her.

That magician would have to be a boring bastard in order to her to say that.
So boring that everyone else would have walked away a long time ago.

Stan: "What are you guys doing?"

Kids: "We're playing Harry Potter!"

Cartman: "Haha! Fags!"

Haha, i remember that. South Park is my favorite TV-Show. I have watched every episode several times ...

them paying for there bullets well there goes Henrietta's mission's for the next month

ElfenMagix wrote:Simple: Rico cant swim, so her fear is falling into deep water.
Interesting though- since Claes and Petra does not seem to have that fear.

blub blub blub... hehehehehe make it sulfer water throw in a few of those laser sharks from goldmember for gd luk.

then strap a mini to her leg. hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah i love being evil

add to my last idea...

strap knifes, chains and weights to her and throw her in the Atlantic.
here sharky sharky sharky...

I think it's quite hard to gross or to shock Emilie.
But if you really want try to scare Emilie to death, then i think you should wear a bloddy surgeron-outfit and say "I'm here to amputate your legs" with a spooky voice.
I'm quite sure in her actual condition Emilie would be scared to death.
She would scream loud horribly or she would stand there with widely opened eyes without any movement.

who wouldnt lay a log or two schas.
strap one of the poor b******s to a 40k, chaos plage engin. Now thats som shiz.

first rusting saw blades will cut her open then the wound will GRILLED for a week. wip them for a day in the desert and. or ill show them around Plymouth... chavs... shudder.