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Why run a marathon when your Robo can do it for you!

Darn whippersnappers and their Jeggings!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1946405

The Lat Ring-bearer -- "Lord of the Rings" as told from the perspective from Mordor

MadHatChemist wrote:Darn whippersnappers and their Jeggings!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1946405

Thanks, Chemist.

Kara is now in the corner, hugging her knees to her chin and rocking back and forth.

Now she needs to go film a dance cover to get her mind off the horror of witnessing those "fashions".



Watching apricot* bounce around, I kind of think doing dance covers might not be a bad way to get Kara used to her implants.

Claes: "Rationalize it any way you want, Kara. It's still geeky."

Monty: "What she said."

YES!!! I've finally found it! The one Vocaloid song that not even Kara would ever be caught dead doing a dance cover to (although the song itself is proving to be almost obsenely addictive):

Spoiler:

And before you say anything Kisk, yes, I am aware there there ARE people who actually have done dance covers of even this song. My point it that Kara would be mortified at the idea of doing one herself.

I dare say there are many dance routines Kara would not be willing to cover...
...at least I hope.

ChaosKin640 wrote:And before you say anything Kisk, yes, I am aware there there ARE people who actually have done dance covers of even this song. My point it that Kara would be mortified at the idea of doing one herself.

I have come across that song/dance cover and always wondered what it was, but yes, you'd have to get Kara insanely liquored-up to try it, and at that point, she'd be too drunk to perform it.

Kiskaloo wrote:I have come across that song/dance cover and always wondered what it was, but yes, you'd have to get Kara insanely liquored-up to try it, and at that point, she'd be too drunk to perform it.

Now that's something I'd watch on Youtube...drunk Japanese girls trying to do dance covers!

Kara: Michele...

Michele: Stop right there. No.

Wahahaha!! I love Filmcow!

Oh man, you gonna see this. It Kira vs. Zero.

Anime Epic Fail

Charlie Sheen playing Black Ops:

'Nuff said:

It may be useless news, but man is it entertaining at times...

The Today Show's "Long Stabby Thing"

Bully FAIL w/ Commentary from John Morgan on Vimeo.

Ignore the "commentary" dub, which may or may not be in bad taste, I don't konow. Just savor the righteous ass-whupping laid upon a little turd who bit off more than he could chew.

Concussion probably.

Little punk needs to know when to walk away.

maverick375 wrote:Little punk needs to know when to walk away.

Kind of hard now.... *snrk snrk snrk*

He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian:

I happen to like Fosters, and will have a few around when the F1 season starts in two weeks at Melbourne (fortunately it's early enough in the evening I can stay up to watch it live).

Nothing is more frightening then a little girl...

What's in Mr. Spock's scanner:

Okay, that was pretty amusing.

VCA 2010 RACE RUN from changoman on Vimeo.

true insanity !!!

Is the dog an official obstacle?

Kiskaloo wrote:Is the dog an official obstacle?

i think it's a case of anything goes !

That was insane and awesome. I love the bits where he'd come off a jump and just descend into the noise of the crowd.

This is why Trekkies have such a bad reputation:

So Trekkies have not changed much in the last 50 years X3

I can proudly say Star Wars fans are a lot more sane in the majority of fans. ^_^ True facts. Going to a Star Wars convention and knowing first hand gives me great satisfaction. :3

Triela wrote:I can proudly say Star Wars fans are a lot more sane in the majority of fans. ^_^ True facts. Going to a Star Wars convention and knowing first hand gives me great satisfaction. :3

right ,totally sane fans............... not i think padawan !

Kara's Dance Covers start to catch on with the other cyborgs...



Jean Croce: "PAGANI!"

Telus is not my service provider for anything but basic telephone service, but I have to admit they have awesome ads:



(The kitty at the end is probably in there because Telus ads typically feature various types of critters. This advertisement from a few years ago is one of the memorable ones.)

2012 can't get here soon enough

The Beefy Crunch Burrito Shootout

*facepalm* The gene pool needs chlorine again...

Man makes a rifle/slingshot that shoots machetes.



Found on BoingBoing.

Michele: "Kara, have you seen my katana?"

Kara: "I was just going to ask you if you knew where mine was?"

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[Behind the tool shed, Allison, Rico, and Beatrice are standing around. Marisa comes up with two large laquered wooden cases with a gold Imperial Chrysanthemum symbol on the top.]

Marisa: "I couldn't find any machetes, but these should work. I've seen Michele and Kara cut bundles of straw with them lots of time so they must be wicked sharp. Rico, set up that plywood board."

John: *turns corner, whistling a jaunty tune*

*spots Marisa & Co*

*performs a To The Rear March and walks away, still whistling*

CommieSub's April Fools Joke:



Blog Entry

Officer_Charon wrote:John: *turns corner, whistling a jaunty tune*

*spots Marisa & Co*

*performs a To The Rear March and walks away, still whistling*

Elio: John...mate, when you see the girls doing something stupid like that it is your responsibility as a staff member and an adult to stop them.

John: Oh hell no! The Agency pays well but not that well. Did you see that thing? They built a gun that fires samurai swords!

Michele: (just walking by) Wait...a what that fires what?

A Top Gear episode which caused controversy with jokes about Mexicans has been cleared by the broadcasting watchdog.

Remarks broadcast by the BBC presenters included branding Mexicans "lazy", "feckless" and "flatulent".

The corporation later apologised to the Mexican ambassador over the comments made by James May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson.

Ofcom received 157 complaints about the comments on the BBC2 show, which viewers complained were derogatory, cruel, xenophobic, discriminatory and racist.

The watchdog said it "recognised that the comments made about Mexican people were based on negative national stereotypes and had the potential to be very offensive".

But it said that Top Gear was well known for its "irreverent style and sometimes outspoken humour".

It added that viewers were likely to be aware that the show "frequently uses national stereotypes" and that "few, if any, nationalities had not at some point been the subject of the presenters' mockery".

"The majority of the audience would be familiar with the presenters' approach to mocking, playground-style humour, and would have considered that applying that approach to national stereotypes was in keeping with the programme's usual content, and the presenters' typical style," it said.

The BBC apologised after the Mexican ambassador, His Excellency Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza, wrote to the corporation to complain about the "outrageous, vulgar and inexcusable insults".

Hundreds of Mexicans contacted the BBC to protest about the remarks which caused national outrage. The corporation said at the time the comments may have been "rude" and "mischievous", but there was no "vindictiveness" behind them.

X3 A Classic

This guy is SO great! Watch his other stuff pleaseee!!! O___O

Kiskaloo wrote:Michele: "Kara, have you seen my katana?"

Kara: "I was just going to ask you if you knew where mine was?"

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[Behind the tool shed, Allison, Rico, and Beatrice are standing around. Marisa comes up with two large laquered wooden cases with a gold Imperial Chrysanthemum symbol on the top.]

Marisa: "I couldn't find any machetes, but these should work. I've seen Michele and Kara cut bundles of straw with them lots of time so they must be wicked sharp. Rico, set up that plywood board."

Allison: As interesting as this is, I'm gonna talk to Johanneke and Q-branch and see if we can't make a gun that shoots Shurikens and lightning:

I want a splurge gun from Bugsy Malone.

MP5 wrote:Allison: As interesting as this is, I'm gonna talk to Johanneke and Q-branch and see if we can't make a gun that shoots Shurikens and lightning:

Kiskaloo wrote:I want a splurge gun from Bugsy Malone.

As a very young kid I was fond of a Bob Kane produced cartoon named Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse. As a running gag the titular character owned a huge variety of trick guns which fired anything the situation warranted...ropes, nets, water, a parachute, a magnet et cetera.

Marisa: Did the cartoon cat ever actually fire bullets from his gun?

Voodoo: Eh...no, I don't think so.

Kiskaloo wrote:I want a splurge gun from Bugsy Malone.

The original film guns tried to use cream filled wax balls, but this hurt way too much. So they never filmed a direct shot from the guns on target. Instead they had the crew pelt the unfortunate kid from behind the camera.

Virgin Galactic's White Knight and Spaceship 2 performed a parallel approach and landing with a Virgin America A320-200 at San Francisco International Airport (and yes, they really do fly that close on a parallel approach):


Approach:



Landing:

Snooki used to be okay on the eyes. At the rate she's going now, however, she's going to be fighting the fat at forty. Mark my words.

Ew. She's gross looking. O_o


XD

I haven't seen one of these ads in a while, but this is still awesome:

Call of Duty multiplayer in a nutshell.

Shooting Machetes with the Slingshot

MadHatChemist wrote:Shooting Machetes with the Slingshot

Check out halfway up the page about 15 posts to a post I made earlier. It's good to know I'm not the only one who finds the idea of giant knives flung by rubber is hilarious.

This is an awesome video of a young girl selected to be part of a Star Wars scene with actors, and instead of fighting Darth she gets down on one knee and pledges herself to the darkside. Epic win. Everyone knows the Dark Side is more fun that those prissy Jedi monks.

Russian despots...I think...as the Japanese see them...

MadHatChemist wrote:Russian despots...I think...as the Japanese see them...

That was actually CommieSub's April Fools Joke. I posted it up-thread on April 2nd.

Ok, I gotta admit... this is a really nifty idea.

How many times have you needed to give someone something on a thumb-drive, but didn't want to risk loosing your own all full of backups and other important things?



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