Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

by Alfisti Thu 2 Jun 2011 - 3:29

Nachtsider wrote:
Odon wrote:Jose: Henrietta you spoilt brat, I want to spend my Christmas getting drunk and carousing with women my own age, not driving aimlessly around the countryside with you!
You know, to be perfectly honest, I think that's how he must sometimes feel on the inside.

Going by the expression he was wearing after agreeing to... well... drive aimlessly around the countryside with 'Etta, I'd agree.

Of course if he'd vocalised that he may not have made it to Turin.

by Professor Voodoo Thu 2 Jun 2011 - 18:56

Monty: Group Hug!

by **Kiskaloo** Thu 2 Jun 2011 - 19:53

Kara: "There's a White Sale at (J.C.) Pennys!"

by Robert Frazer Thu 2 Jun 2011 - 20:16

Anchorman: A day after the Social Welfare Agency went public with the astonishing revelations of its secret governmental assassination programme, and the corridors of power still reverberate with the echoes of the great national... "meh". The collective shrug and yawn of indifference from all of Italy registered 5.4 on the Richter scale as everyone else got on with their lives, not particularly all that mithered about whatever detached arcane processes are going on behind the scenes. In fact, why is this even news? Let's break for lunch early. There's that new Indian place on the corner which looks like good value. Pietro, cut to commercials, will you?

by **Nachtsider** Thu 2 Jun 2011 - 20:56

I read that in Ron Burgundy's voice.

by Odon Fri 3 Jun 2011 - 3:54

Nachtsider wrote:Triela: In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!

Marcello: In the name of the Moon, I shall bugger you!

by SPARTAN 119 Fri 3 Jun 2011 - 8:35

Nachtsider wrote:If anyone can do it, Sheo Darren can.

Speaking of Sheo Darren:

After the incedent where Claes runs off to a bunch of clubs, concerts etc:

Triela: Bitch, what you think your doing, running off on me like that? You cheating on me? Hell no! You my bitch!

by Officer_Charon Fri 3 Jun 2011 - 17:17

.... dammit, now _I_ may have write that...

by Odon Sun 5 Jun 2011 - 7:12

by maverick375 Sun 5 Jun 2011 - 9:25

Jean: Ferro, I tried to call you yesterday evening about this report but your phone was turned off. That's not like you.

Ferro: I was... busy... ::averts eyes::
Olga: : Smiles and goes back to her paper:
Priscilla: : tugs at the black collar she's been accessorizing with lately.

by Awinnell Sun 5 Jun 2011 - 9:35

Henrietta : sometimes i really hate Jose !

by Odon Fri 10 Jun 2011 - 6:16

Hilshire: We don't have to talk about love. We're fucking.

Jose surveys a roomful of dead terrorists.
Jose: Now you've done it. Henrietta, why did you lose control?
Henrietta: I couldn't help it, I just...hate Mondays.

Emilio: Rico, why are you dressed like a maid?
Rico (thinking): What am I supposed to say to someone in this situation? Ah yes, I remember!
Rico (pointing gun at Emilio): The fate of the righteous is to be beset on all sides by the tyranny of evil men...

Triela: I don't hate him specifically. Well OK I admit it, I can't stand the sour Kraut bastard!

Triela: Anyway, two days ago you went to Naples. Is Roberta alright?
Hilshire: Ah...nothing unusual.
Triela: Because if I find out you're screwing her, I'm going to cut off your balls with my bayonet. And I haven't been sharpening it lately.

by Odon Sun 12 Jun 2011 - 11:30

by Danjo3 Mon 13 Jun 2011 - 3:51

Odon wrote:Jose surveys a roomful of dead terrorists.
Jose: Now you've done it. Henrietta, why did you lose control?
Henrietta: I couldn't help it, I just...hate Mondays.

Hilarious. Razz

by maverick375 Mon 13 Jun 2011 - 23:44

Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl - Page 2 Havese10

Henrietta+Angelica: "Wait...What's sex?"
Rico: "It's an act consisting of arousal, stimulation, and joining between men and women for emotional and physical satisfaction."

:Silence resumes:

by **Nachtsider** Mon 13 Jun 2011 - 23:46

Chris Hansen disapproves of this thread.

by tremec6speed Tue 14 Jun 2011 - 2:57

who drew that last pic, is it canon?
looks like the author's art.

by Robert Frazer Tue 14 Jun 2011 - 4:26

It's art from the manga, Odon just altered the speech bubble.

by tremec6speed Tue 14 Jun 2011 - 4:36

ahh .... great expression head bang

by Odon Tue 14 Jun 2011 - 10:34

Henrietta+Angelica: "Wait...What's sex?"
Rico: "It's an act consisting of arousal, stimulation, and joining between men and women for emotional and physical satisfaction."
Henrietta: Oh right! You mean like when I kill terrorists with Jose!
Rico: Well...yes.

by **Nachtsider** Tue 14 Jun 2011 - 18:38

Come on, guys. If all you can think of is sexual content, you lack creativity.

by **ElfenMagix** Tue 14 Jun 2011 - 20:30

Its an oldie but a goodie...
Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl - Page 2 Ricosays

by Odon Tue 14 Jun 2011 - 22:41

Jose (narrating): Officially, the Social Welfare Agency is a government-sponsored organisation that's in the business of saving lives. In reality it's as corrupt and inefficient as any other Italian government organisation. When their early attempts to use hypno-therapy and cybernetics to repair children shattered by violence failed totally, the government said "Fuck it" and figured they might as well use these traumatised test subjects to shoot the crap out of terrorists.

by Odon Wed 15 Jun 2011 - 20:34

Nachtsider wrote:Come on, guys. If all you can think of is sexual content, you lack creativity.

Britney: I agree.

by **ElfenMagix** Wed 15 Jun 2011 - 21:41

*Henrietta empties out her P90.*

Henrietta looks at the empty SMG, then tosses it onto the ground and runs into the room, yelling, "BONZAI!"

by Professor Voodoo Thu 16 Jun 2011 - 0:31

Triela: Cake again? Just once I'd like to have a nice vegetable platter with our tea.

Rico: Yeah...doesn't Claes grow that kind of stuff in her garden?

Henrietta: What I wouldn't give for a big bowl of brussel sprouts!

by **Kiskaloo** Thu 16 Jun 2011 - 1:04

Professor Voodoo wrote:Henrietta: What I wouldn't give for a big bowl of brussel sprouts!

Rico: "With some grilled liver and onions!"

All the girls cheer. Even Beatrice cracks a smile at the thought.

by Awinnell Thu 16 Jun 2011 - 1:28

upon hearing what the other girls plan for the fruits of her labour,and a quick trip to the armoury

Claes: " Say hello to my little friend !"

by Odon Thu 16 Jun 2011 - 11:33

by **boomer_gonz** Thu 16 Jun 2011 - 12:37

O.O!!!
.....
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by KEN_giovanni Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 18:58

Triela: I just broke my FUCKING nail!

by Triela Hilshire Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 22:35

Triela: The bears... their eyes... they're staring...

by SPARTAN 119 Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 23:13

Triela: Hauuu!! Omochikaeri!!!!

Henrietta: Jose, I have a confession to make: I am really Enrica. I was alive all this time...

Chris Hanson: Mr. Croce, have a seat over there.

by Odon Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 23:24

by Odon Sat 18 Jun 2011 - 0:24

by **Kiskaloo** Sat 18 Jun 2011 - 15:42

by Odon Sat 18 Jun 2011 - 20:32

Henrietta returns to her dorm after reconditioning
Rico: "Welcome back, Henrietta!"
Henrietta: "Braaaaiiiins...."

by Odon Sat 18 Jun 2011 - 22:48

Dr Donato: We have decided to give the next generation of cyborg girls...cat ears!

by Robert Frazer Sat 18 Jun 2011 - 23:42

Cute accessories - cheaper than guns!

by Professor Voodoo Sat 18 Jun 2011 - 23:57

Odon wrote:Dr Donato: We have decided to give the next generation of cyborg girls...cat ears!

Henrietta: But Doctor, I already have super-hearing!

Donato: Just hold still. This will only hurt for a little while... (hides staple gun from 'Etta's sight)

Claes: But boy, is it gonna hurt.

by Professor Voodoo Wed 22 Jun 2011 - 22:47

More from Henrietta...

Henrietta: (briefing one of the new girls) ...and no matter what, never get into a van that has FREE CANDY spray-painted on the side. I know it sounds like a good deal but believe me...I had to learn that one the hard way!

by **Nachtsider** Wed 22 Jun 2011 - 23:25

Professor Voodoo wrote:I had to learn that one the hard way!

No kidding.

by Odon Thu 23 Jun 2011 - 5:38

Lorenzo: My comrades, we have finally rid the world of the terrorist Dante. But the crisis is not yet over. We still have not located the plutonium warhead he stole...
Meanwhile on the SWA grenade range...
Marisa: Wow! I bet this bomb is going to make a really cool bang!

by Odon Thu 23 Jun 2011 - 6:41

Enrica: Why did you abandon me, brother Jose?! Why did you replace me with Henrietta in your heart?
Jose: Get the hell out of my head, bitch! (throws bottle at her)
Enrica: OW!
Jose: What the...you're real?
Enrica: Of course I'm real! I survived the explosion... What, are you so drunk you don't even remember THAT?

by Odon Mon 27 Jun 2011 - 4:30

Rico: Hand over all ya candy or I'll fill ya full of lead!

by Professor Voodoo Mon 27 Jun 2011 - 5:43

Odon wrote:Rico: Hand over all ya candy or I'll fill ya full of lead!

This is why Halloween is not observed at the SWA.

Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl - Page 2 Rico_310

Henrietta: The maid outfit again? You wore that last year!

by Odon Mon 27 Jun 2011 - 8:59

Enrica: Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of cyborg implants, I can tell you that. Actually, Dante's explosion put me in a coma, a coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I realised my brain had been placed inside the cyborg body of a girl called Henrietta. So I smiled. And I pouted. And I got lots of pats on the head from my idiot brother Jose. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm flying to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at the Turin Nuclear Power Plant, I am gonna KILL DANTE!

by Professor Voodoo Wed 29 Jun 2011 - 6:41

Odon wrote:Enrica: Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't... I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm flying to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at the Turin Nuclear Power Plant, I am gonna KILL DANTE!

As good a place as any for this...
Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl - Page 2 Loli_k10

by **Nachtsider** Wed 29 Jun 2011 - 6:51

I'd pay good money to see a drawing of Beatrice as Beatrix Kiddo.

by Odon Wed 29 Jun 2011 - 9:27

Jean: "In this bell tower occupation incident there were ten GIS killed in action, twelve Venetian faction casualties, and the SWA suffered two cyborgs dead plus one epic wedgie. "
Petra in the hospital wing, having her jeans surgically removed from her behind.
Petra: "MassfrackinretchinbarfineggoramaCHEESE!"

by Danjo3 Thu 30 Jun 2011 - 1:58

Professor Voodoo wrote:As good a place as any for this...

Looks like Britney and Rachel are at it again. First Panty & Stocking, now Kill Bill. Oh well, I guess a girl’s gotta make a living.

by Odon Thu 30 Jun 2011 - 3:32

Danjo3 wrote:Looks like Britney and Rachel are at it again. First Panty & Stocking

Request link, please!

by Odon Thu 30 Jun 2011 - 10:12

Henrietta: "Can we spend Christmas together, Jose...Guise...Guiseppe...just what the hell IS your name anyway?!"

Newsreader: "Crisis follows crisis in northern Italy, as the explosion at the Turin Nuclear Power Plant due to a terrorist incident has had unexpected consequences..."
(Cut to a giant mutant Rico stomping across the Italian countryside)