Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

by Danjo3 Thu 30 Jun 2011 - 1:58

Professor Voodoo wrote:As good a place as any for this...

Looks like Britney and Rachel are at it again. First Panty & Stocking, now Kill Bill. Oh well, I guess a girl’s gotta make a living.

by Odon Thu 30 Jun 2011 - 3:32

Danjo3 wrote:Looks like Britney and Rachel are at it again. First Panty & Stocking

Request link, please!

by Odon Thu 30 Jun 2011 - 10:12

Henrietta: "Can we spend Christmas together, Jose...Guise...Guiseppe...just what the hell IS your name anyway?!"

Newsreader: "Crisis follows crisis in northern Italy, as the explosion at the Turin Nuclear Power Plant due to a terrorist incident has had unexpected consequences..."
(Cut to a giant mutant Rico stomping across the Italian countryside)

by Professor Voodoo Fri 1 Jul 2011 - 9:24

Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl - Page 3 Captur12

Rico would do almost anything for her loyal fans.

by Officer_Charon Fri 1 Jul 2011 - 11:16

Ah, but what would she do for a Klondike bar?

by **Kiskaloo** Fri 1 Jul 2011 - 13:24

Officer_Charon wrote:Ah, but what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl - Page 3 Rico

by Officer_Charon Fri 1 Jul 2011 - 13:51

Shitshitshitshitshit! *ducks, dodges, bobs and weaves LIKE A BOSS*

by tremec6speed Fri 1 Jul 2011 - 16:24

by Odon Sat 9 Jul 2011 - 6:11

by Odon Sun 31 Jul 2011 - 4:23

Dr Donato: "Henrietta; victim of a brutal assault. A girl barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the ability to make the world's first cyberlolicon. Better than she was before. Better...stronger...cuter!"

by tremec6speed Sun 31 Jul 2011 - 17:14

Odon wrote:Dr Donato: "Henrietta; victim of a brutal assault. A girl barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the ability to make the world's first cyberlolicon. Better than she was before. Better...stronger...cuter!"

Doctor Donato: Beat it! I told you I do not need a male nurse, scram!
Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl - Page 3 21213

by Guest Sun 31 Jul 2011 - 19:40

by **ElfenMagix** Sun 31 Jul 2011 - 23:18

Danjo3 wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:As good a place as any for this...
Looks like Britney and Rachel are at it again. First Panty & Stocking, now Kill Bill. Oh well, I guess a girl’s gotta make a living.

Over a month and I did not see this? Spot On, Danjo3!

by Odon Wed 3 Aug 2011 - 19:59

Lorenzo: What's this about Angelica throwing herself in front of a bomb blast? Do you know how much these cyborgs cost, Marco?!!! It's cheaper for the State to replace your worthless ass!

by Odon Sun 7 Aug 2011 - 6:46

by **ElfenMagix** Sun 7 Aug 2011 - 20:08

SPOT ON!

by maverick375 Sun 7 Aug 2011 - 21:24

:Jamie scoffs and sets down the in-house comic about cyborg life, this week featuring tales of heartbreak and forbidden passions:

Jamie: Who writes this tripe? How can anyone seriously believe things like this go on inside a paramilitary-based establishment? It's insulting! What kind of cyborg would try to taunt their handler with hints and peeks, or outright seducing them?!

:Michael pauses, coffee pot in hand, and blinks... His eyes showing a look of hopelessness at Jamie's hipocracy as she's draped across his living room chair, clad only in a tank-top and panties:

Michael: Well... romance novels have always been based more on repressed sexual urges than on real-life relationships.
Jamie: No kiddin'...

:Michael blinks at her cluelessness and returns the pot to the machine, trying to ignore the utter nonsense the day was starting with.:

by Alfisti Mon 8 Aug 2011 - 3:40

LMAO... on both counts.

by **ElfenMagix** Mon 8 Aug 2011 - 22:10

Rachel: If I'm willing to die for him, giving him sex should the least I could give him at anytime he wants it...

Francesca (in a see through camisole and matching silk panties): You sure he's going to like this?

Rachel (pushing Francesca into Fernando's room): Yes he will and dont come out until you are ready to give me a baby sister!

by Professor Voodoo Mon 8 Aug 2011 - 23:19

ElfenMagix wrote:Rachel (pushing Francesca into Fernando's room): Yes he will and dont come out until you are ready to give me a baby sister!

Marisa: Why are you so anxious to have a baby sister?

Rachel: Haven't you ever heard of babysitting? That's where the real money is!

by MP5 Tue 9 Aug 2011 - 0:17

Allison: See, my handler's already made it pretty clear to me what our relationship is like, so I don't even try anymore. However, Jay is fair game, but I don't use silly peeks and taunting with him-- I pole dance.

Allison nods to Erina, who starts playing Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me as she hops up on a shiny metal firepole and begins performing, Jay sitting directly in front of her, rapt with attention.

Jay: (Watching Allison slide down the pole headfirst hanging from her legs) Allison, I love you. You are the best girlfriend ever.

Allison: (whirling to face him, still hanging upside down) I know.

Jay: Could I... Could I stick 30 Euro into your waistband? I just want to see what it's like.

Allison: Jay, you know that with me, it's always on the house.

Jay: Pleease?

Allison: Oh, all right...

Jay: Awesome.
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And now, for something completely different:

Duvalier: The test results are in... In the case of 2-month old Nemo; Alessandro...

Petra, Allison, and Sandro lean forward in anticipation.

Duvalier:...You are not the father.

Petra bolts from her seat to run backstage, Allison and Duvalier chasing after the distraught second-gen. Meanwhile, Alessandro dances a jig in celebration while the audience of handlers, staff, and cyborgs jeer in condemnation and indignation.

Non US-Viewers, this should give you the gist of it: