Re: Bad Ideas

by **Kiskaloo** Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 14:13

Rico loved hanging the washing - at least she did until Allison took "spin cycle" to a whole new level.

The Social Welfare Agency Babysitters Club was soon disbanded after they tried to get children to sleep quicker...

by **Kiskaloo** Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 15:21

The handlers thought this idea wasn't a bad one...

by Awinnell Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 16:15

wait,i think i may have seen that somewhere before ?

did they buy all the old Top Gear UK scripts as well as the format ?

by Officer_Charon Fri 6 Apr 2012 - 17:35

Kiskaloo wrote:The handlers thought this idea wasn't a bad one...

John: "That's not gone well." *sips* "And yet..."

by Three Dog Sat 7 Apr 2012 - 10:31

MP5 wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:Yet more indignities are heaped upon Fernando's 928...

Rachel: Twice the cargo area. Do you think he'll like it?

Kara: Where's Francesca going to sit?

Rachel: Like I said...there's plenty of cargo area for her!

Porsche 928 Ute.... The Australians are intrigued, I imagine.

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by Alfisti Sun 15 Apr 2012 - 2:31

I... can't work out if I'm being trolled or not...

For Grown Ups Only... apparently.

Especially considering:

Spoiler:

by Officer_Charon Sun 15 Apr 2012 - 17:48

.... Wat.

by Professor Voodoo Sun 15 Apr 2012 - 23:10

Alfisti wrote:I... can't work out if I'm being trolled or not...

I never considered an Indian car until I saw how cool this dude is...
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Now I'm sold...as long as it comes with the sunglasses.

by Three Dog Mon 16 Apr 2012 - 0:36

Alfisti wrote:I... can't work out if I'm being trolled or not...

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However if it's about the car, I'm not to sure, I don't really know much about cars aside from they have wheels and engines... Oh! And petrol is expensive Bad Ideas - Page 4 684325

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by Alfisti Mon 16 Apr 2012 - 3:53

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
Alfisti wrote:I... can't work out if I'm being trolled or not...
If you're talking about the thing with Anthony, sorry 'bout that, I got a bit carried away .
However if it's about the car, I'm not to sure, I don't really know much about cars aside from they have wheels and engines... Oh! And petrol is expensive .

I was talking about the car... the Anthony RP was fun.

Yeah, I don't even look at the fuel bill these days: too depressing. Both my cars need 98RON and chew through it at about the same rate...

by Awinnell Mon 16 Apr 2012 - 5:26

apparently the Verito is a big hit with Taxi drivers in India but no one else wants one as it's considered to plain and boring

by **Kiskaloo** Sat 9 Jun 2012 - 12:06

The Nissan Juke-R: A Nissan Juke with the powertrain of a GT-R.

Kara: "Why?"

Allison: "Why not?"

by MP5 Sun 10 Jun 2012 - 0:31

Kiskaloo wrote:The Nissan Juke-R: A Nissan Juke with the powertrain of a GT-R.

Kara: "Why?"

Allison: "Why not?"

My thoughts exactly. In fact, I recall Dacia did something similar with one of their cars by shoving a GT-R engine in the midsection of their purpose-built Duster GT-R for the Pikes Peak hillclimb.

Allison: Funny how that escaped James May's attention... I seem to recall he's a bit of a Dacia fan.

by Professor Voodoo Thu 16 Aug 2012 - 22:10

Allison: Makes perfect sense to me. That's really the only two speeds you need.

Olga: (facepalm)

by Kurosaka "Ery" Erika Thu 16 Aug 2012 - 23:39

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Allison: Makes perfect sense to me. That's really the only two speeds you need.

Olga: (facepalm)

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by Three Dog Fri 17 Aug 2012 - 5:57

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Allison: Makes perfect sense to me. That's really the only two speeds you need.

Olga: (facepalm)

Mercedes: What about Ludicrouse Speed? You need Ludicrouse Speed.

by Alfisti Fri 24 Aug 2012 - 7:00

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Jethro: *Holding a bottle of Turtle Wax, some clean rags and a cheeky, if hopeful, grin*

Monty: *eyebrow cocked* Just try it.

by Three Dog Fri 24 Aug 2012 - 7:03

Alfisti wrote:

Jethro: *Holding a bottle of Turtle Wax, some clean rags and a cheeky, if hopeful, grin*

Monty: *eyebrow cocked* Just try it.

Andromeda: Try that shit on me, and I will rip out your eyes and piss on your head!

by **ElfenMagix** Fri 24 Aug 2012 - 12:57

Marisa: Look at what I found!
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Allison: Uhm... Maybe...

by Professor Voodoo Fri 24 Aug 2012 - 22:56

ElfenMagix wrote:Marisa: Look at what I found!

Allison: Uhm... Maybe...

Picture isn't working for me. Anyone else?

by Officer_Charon Fri 24 Aug 2012 - 23:00

Roller blades powered by a two-stroke engine. And yes, it looks as potentially horrifying as it sounds.

by Alfisti Fri 24 Aug 2012 - 23:33

Pic's working fine for me.

by **ElfenMagix** Sat 25 Aug 2012 - 16:27

try: http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/08/Picture%203.png

by **Kiskaloo** Fri 16 Nov 2012 - 16:43

Allison: "I'll have that new garden plot plowed for you in no time, Claes."

Kara: "This won't go well."

Allison: "Hey, Lamborghini and Porsche made tractors so what could possibly go wrong?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9yHl24QynOM

I'm actually reminded of the first episode of the anime F. Very Happy

by MP5 Fri 16 Nov 2012 - 19:14

Kiskaloo wrote:Allison: "I'll have that new garden plot plowed for you in no time, Claes."

Kara: "This won't go well."

Allison: "Hey, Lamborghini and Porsche made tractors so what could possibly go wrong?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9yHl24QynOM

I'm actually reminded of the first episode of the anime F.

I actually saw this via Jalopnik. Crazy Swedes.

by Alfisti Sat 17 Nov 2012 - 6:21

MP5 wrote:
Kiskaloo wrote:Allison: "I'll have that new garden plot plowed for you in no time, Claes."

Kara: "This won't go well."

Allison: "Hey, Lamborghini and Porsche made tractors so what could possibly go wrong?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9yHl24QynOM

I'm actually reminded of the first episode of the anime F.

I actually saw this via Jalopnik. Crazy Swedes.

I honestly think being cooped up for that long through the winter does something to the nordics' heads...

by Officer_Charon Sat 17 Nov 2012 - 12:40

...... I find nothing wrong with this. What does that say about me? *grins*

by Alfisti Sat 17 Nov 2012 - 12:45

I don't ever remember accusing you of being sane...

by Officer_Charon Sat 17 Nov 2012 - 16:25

... Fair enough. Well-played Aussie Hipster. Well-played.

by **Kiskaloo** Sun 18 Nov 2012 - 23:10

So Mythbusters successfully cooked an entire Thanksgiving Dinner under the hood of a 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible (with the help of Chef Alton Brown).

Allison: "Those V12s and V10s your handler has in the stable should put out plenty of heat..."

Kara: "I am a classically-trained chef. I cook in a kitchen, not under a bonnet. Besides, when it comes to cleanliness of an engine bay, Michele makes James May look anal."

by Professor Voodoo Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 0:49

This has got to be embarrassing.

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by Alfisti Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 2:52

Professor Voodoo wrote:This has got to be embarrassing.

Embarrassing, and damn lucky he missed the boom (or winch, or any other number of deck protuberances) of that boat.

In other news, Christmas is coming. This year, Kara and Allison have been volunteered to get a tree:

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by **ElfenMagix** Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 17:00

At least they had a tarp to protect the roof...

For those needing a plane and a car... Dont get this one... (Kissaloo should know this one.)

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by Awinnell Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 17:07

ElfenMagix wrote:At least they had a tarp to protect the roof...

For those needing a plane and a car... Dont get this one... (Kissaloo should know this one.)

They were going to use that in 'The man with the golden gun' but the top half seperated from the car leaving the occupants of said car trying to fly in a Ford

by tremec6speed Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 16:54

Awinnell wrote:
ElfenMagix wrote:At least they had a tarp to protect the roof...

For those needing a plane and a car... Dont get this one... (Kissaloo should know this one.)

They were going to use that in 'The man with the golden gun' but the top half seperated from the car leaving the occupants of said car trying to fly in a Ford

neat-o!

by **Kiskaloo** Sat 15 Dec 2012 - 18:35

If Gunslinger Girl had taken place in the 1980s, Kara could have enjoyed this ride: the Gucci Cadillac Seville Limited Edition.

http://24hourhiphop.com/2008/10/29/the-real-pimp-my-ride-gucci-cadillac-seville-limited-edition/
http://www.livincool.com/fashion/1984-cadillac-seville-gucci

Kara: "I'm not sure 'enjoyed' is the right word..."

Claes: "And I thought the Versace Lamborghini Murciélago LP640 was gauche."

Fernando: "Don't knock it until you tried it, girls. I had one and it served me well."

Rachel: "Daddy, you're embarrassing me again."

by tremec6speed Sat 15 Dec 2012 - 21:41

by **Kiskaloo** Sun 30 Dec 2012 - 16:54

Not the car as much as the lifestyle choices.

Allison: "Brian! We have to get this car!"

On the flip side, as much as Allison loves Miatas, she'd draw the line with these two.

The Deal of the Decade

by **Kiskaloo** Sat 5 Jan 2013 - 21:25

http://dailynewsdig.com/hamilton-scotts-apartments-allow-residents-to-park-their-cars-in-the-sky/

Kara: Think we can have something like this installed in the Cyborg Warehouse?

by Professor Voodoo Sat 5 Jan 2013 - 23:23

PLEASE tell me this is a photoshop job and nobody actually did this...

Spoiler:

...I'm 90% sure it's 'shooped but since seeing the pink camo Veyron anything is possible.

by tremec6speed Sun 6 Jan 2013 - 0:37

That is sooooo cool! $dancin\\'$

by **Kiskaloo** Sun 6 Jan 2013 - 11:09

Professor Voodoo wrote:PLEASE tell me this is a photoshop job and nobody actually did this...

Spoiler:

...I'm 90% sure it's 'shooped but since seeing the pink camo Veyron anything is possible.

That's from Forza Motorsport 4, I think. Here is a MLP Subaru:

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by Professor Voodoo Sun 6 Jan 2013 - 16:25

Kiskaloo wrote:That's from Forza Motorsport 4, I think. Here is a MLP Subaru:

That's actually a huge relief...although I've played Forza 4 (here's my comparison review against Gran Turismo 5) and I don't remember the graphics being that convincing...or pony themed automobiles being part of the game. Well, nice to know the Microsoft people have a sense of humor when it comes to their update packages.

tremec6speed wrote:That is sooooo cool!

And then Ayden & John Darme took over the dormitory TV room for an all day pony marathon...and there was much cupcakes.

by **Kiskaloo** Sun 6 Jan 2013 - 16:30

Professor Voodoo wrote:
Kiskaloo wrote:That's from Forza Motorsport 4, I think. Here is a MLP Subaru:

That's actually a huge relief...although I've played Forza 4 (here's my comparison review against Gran Turismo 5) and I don't remember the graphics being that convincing...or pony themed automobiles being part of the game. Well, nice to know the Microsoft people have a sense of humor when it comes to their update packages.

I am guessing these are all custom paint jobs produced by players, not official game content.

http://kotaku.com/5848781/20-spectacular-forza-4-custom-paint-jobs-available-already-super-mario-included

by taerKitty Sun 6 Jan 2013 - 21:56

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Not Forza, I'm guessing.

by Awinnell Mon 7 Jan 2013 - 1:38

the term for these is a Pain car,because they are painful to look at !

by **boomer_gonz** Mon 7 Jan 2013 - 13:26

taerkitty wrote:

Not Forza, I'm guessing.

Alpha: Hehe; not who's this is but Brittany's gonna be so green with envy that she can use her cash as camo.

by tremec6speed Thu 10 Jan 2013 - 3:06

The Professor wrote: "And then Ayden & John Darme took over the dormitory TV room for an all day pony marathon...and there was much cupcakes."
Ayden: (mouth crammed with more cupcake than humanly possible)
" in*munch* deed, Pwofeshor" Razz

by **Kiskaloo** Sun 13 Jan 2013 - 16:22

If Kara was Minister of Transport for Italy...

Spoiler:

by John_234 Wed 16 Jan 2013 - 15:20

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So bad its awesome. You can't see from this pic, but they replaced the VW logo up front with a Magpul logo.

by **Kiskaloo** Wed 16 Jan 2013 - 15:21

Cool, but I'd still take the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle:

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by Alfisti Wed 16 Jan 2013 - 17:09

Kiskaloo wrote:Cool, but I'd still take the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle:

Because it comes with pretty MPs? Razz

by Officer_Charon Wed 16 Jan 2013 - 18:54

Damned right! And it can make a drive to Czechoslovakia like going to Wisconsin!

by John_234 Thu 17 Jan 2013 - 18:47

D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!

Also, some quick google tells me: "The Micro Bus in question is a 1962 23 window VW Samba micro bus with a Porsche 912 engine and painted in Magpul Black and red with all VW logosreplaced with Magpul logos in the same style."

by Alfisti Fri 18 Jan 2013 - 4:29

John_234 wrote:D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!

You... haven't seen the movie "Stripes" have you...

by John_234 Fri 18 Jan 2013 - 4:31

Alfisti wrote:
John_234 wrote:D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!
You... haven't seen the movie "Stripes" have you...

Nope.

by Alfisti Fri 18 Jan 2013 - 4:41

John_234 wrote:
Alfisti wrote:
John_234 wrote:D: But you could roll around with the minigun down and concealed, until you're right up by the target and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!
You... haven't seen the movie "Stripes" have you...

Nope.

Didn't think so. Watch it, you'll understand what we're talking about. "Stripes", 1981, Bill Murray.

by topgearbrzgt86 Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 18:33

Three Dog wrote:
Professor Voodoo wrote:

Allison: Makes perfect sense to me. That's really the only two speeds you need.

Olga: (facepalm)

Mercedes: What about Ludicrous Speed? You need Ludicrous Speed.

Jim: If you had that sort of speed, you could turn the whole of Italy into Scotland Plaid!

by Alfisti Wed 22 May 2013 - 7:52

MP5...

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