Bad Ideas

Oh Jesus... Marisa with a Red Bull sponsor... o_O

Officer_Charon wrote:Oh Jesus... Marisa with a Red Bull sponsor... o_O

I'm fairly certain there's a UN mandate against that.

boomer_gonz wrote:the girl's are going to compete in next year's Red Bull Air Races?

Officer_Charon wrote:Oh Jesus... Marisa with a Red Bull sponsor... o_O

I dare say glider pilot Rachel might be a better pick for that role, she might be ready to start training on single engine planes...or maybe not.

Rachel: Sorry, I thought I had enough room to get her down safely.

Instructor: In the middle of Rome?

MP5 also has an aeronautically inclined fratello amongst his 342 OC teams (to date) but I think it's the handler who does the flying.

Professor Voodoo wrote:

boomer_gonz wrote:the girl's are going to compete in next year's Red Bull Air Races?

Officer_Charon wrote:Oh Jesus... Marisa with a Red Bull sponsor... o_O

I dare say glider pilot Rachel might be a better pick for that role, she might be ready to start training on single engine planes...or maybe not.

Rachel: Sorry, I thought I had enough room to get her down safely.

Instructor: In the middle of Rome?

MP5 also has an aeronautically inclined fratello amongst his 342 OC teams (to date) but I think it's the handler who does the flying.

Fernando also flies but when the agency told him he had steal a drug runner's shipment plane, he told them that he'd rather drop freedom flyers over Cuba!


Upon his return...
Florida Sector Agency Supervisor Suarez: What happened to your plants? I saw you get on that plane wearing them...

Fernando: You know how much a pair of Levis goes for in Cuba?

Florida Sector Agency Supervisor Suarez: What does that have to do with anything?

Fernando: You know how much aircraft grade kerosene goes for in Cuba? Do the Math You Jerk! And The Next one Way Mission You Send Me On, You'll Be In The Passenger Seat!

ElfenMagix wrote:Fernando: You know how much a pair of Levis goes for in Cuba?

Florida Sector Agency Supervisor Suarez: What does that have to do with anything?

Fernando: You know how much aircraft grade kerosene goes for in Cuba? Do the Math You Jerk! And The Next one Way Mission You Send Me On, You'll Be In The Passenger Seat!

Watching the new season of Fifth Gear and some bloke put a 27L RR Merlin V12 in a Rover SD1.

Allison:

John:

[Michele and Claes are in the former's room, Claes on the bed, reading, and Michele rummaging in his closet.]

Claes: "What are you looking for?"

Michele: "My katana. I could have sworn I brought it with me from Milan."

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[In the far parking lot.]

Allison: "Just a bit closer, Kara! You almost had it that last pass!"

Kiskaloo wrote:
Allison: "Just a bit closer, Kara! You almost had it that last pass!"

Amadeo watches from a nearby window. While fooling around with Britney seems safe he silently resolves never to put the moves on Kara or Allison.

I was looking for a picture of a Moxy and found Industry Mayhem which is an absolute goldmine.


Allison: See? SEE? I told you I could drift it. Kara, you owe me five Euro.

Spoiler:

Marisa: Hey, Mr. Ramsey? I've got a great idea for trimming those high hedges.

Spoiler:

And finally...

Monty: I can't even drive a car, but you try to put me in charge of a recovered bulk carrier? This is entirely your fault.

Spoiler:

It's not always the cyborgs who screw up of course...

Spoiler:

It's always worth remembering that the "M" in MRI stands for "magnetic".

Dr. Donato: Umm, so how are we going to explain this one?

There's plenty more in there that deserve captions too. It has a sister site as well, Mining Mayhem.

Claes: "You just had to park on the ground floor, even though there was plenty of parking near the entrance..."

Kara: "I knew we'd be weighed down with shopping bags, so I wanted to be close to the elevator! All the open parking on the higher floors was miles away!"

Spoiler:

#1 to #2: "Are you trying to replay Transformers again? Since we have watched the movie you''re behaving strange."


#2 (in the truck cabine): "Shut up! Tell me better how the fuck I can get off of that thing!"

schaschanist wrote:
#1 to #2: "Are you trying to replay Transformers again? Since we have watched the movie you''re behaving strange."

#2 (in the truck cabine): "Shut up! Tell me better how the fuck I can get off of that thing!"

Jean: Let me guess...my Mercedes is under the dirt pile, isn't it?

So which one is Emilie, #1 or #2?

Professor Voodoo wrote:

schaschanist wrote:#1 to #2: "Are you trying to replay Transformers again? Since we have watched the movie you''re behaving strange."

#2 (in the truck cabine): "Shut up! Tell me better how the fuck I can get off of that thing!"

Jean: Let me guess...my Mercedes is under the dirt pile, isn't it?

So which one is Emilie, #1 or #2?

I think in that Situation Emilie would be #1, the one who is standing on the ground and watching this scene. #2 would be one of the many 2nd gens.

As soon as Jean leaves the classroom "The History of Swiss Cabinet-Making; Volume 7" is cast aside in favor of more exciting entertainment. This time Dusty choses the film...

Kara: This is kinda stupid, Dusty.

Dusty: Just wait...this is classic US television, it gets cool.

Rico: The Sheriff character is kinda funny.

Allison: Hey, a car chase, that's cool.

Dusty: Just wait for it...

Spoiler:

Marisa: Whoa! Awesome!

Rachel: That was cool.

Allison: We have to try that ourselves!

Kara: There's some dirt roads out by the rifle range...but what will we use?

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Spoiler:

Alessandro: Who the hell would do this to my car!?!

A smart should be something more like the "Captain Lee" or the "First Lieutenant Lee".

Kiskaloo wrote:A smart should be something more like the "Captain Lee" or the "First Lieutenant Lee".

More like Red Neck Sub-Civilian Lee!

There should really be a list of "Things We Are Not Allowed To Do To Mr. Ricci's Smart." for example:

"We will not put a streetbike engine in the back and then drag race Ferraris with it."

MP5 wrote:There should really be a list of "Things We Are Not Allowed To Do To Mr. Ricci's Smart." for example:

"We will not put a streetbike engine in the back and then drag race Ferraris with it."

Considering some of 'Sandro's past dressup shinnanigans, well, I'll just leave this here...

Spoiler:

Spoilered to save your eyes if you so wish.

Alfisti wrote: Considering some of 'Sandro's past dressup shinnanigans, well, I'll just leave this here...

Spoiler:

Spoilered to save your eyes if you so wish.

If he's going down that road I think the Smart needs another makeover...

Laine: "Kara has this one in the bag."

Triela: "I don't know. The race is over the first 200 meters and Marisa's is a good deal smaller and lighter."

Spoiler:

I just love his expres​sion(hidden behind his oxygen mask): "Is this motherfucker SERIOUS?!"

Cricket pilot: "Poufiard! Conard! Ta mère était Belge!"

LOL @ Cri-Cri!

Be careful about what kind of wallpaper you use on your electronic devices...



Kara would likely empty her P90 into it.

Jamie: :Listens to the other type-2's as they perpetually get into trouble with their cars, continues cleaning her rifle in silence.:

Maria: :Looks up from her book: "Err...You should put that down and watch this..."
Jamie: "Meh..."
Maria: "It's going to be funny."
Jamie: "Meh..." :Runs the final patch through the bore, then loads a round into the magazine, screws on the suppressor, and takes a spot at the window.:
Maria: "Hmm...." :thinks: "Uh-oh."

Engine revs and tires scream, as someone's doing burnouts in the parking lot.

Jamie: :slaps the bolt into battery and takes aim, fires, sending a bullet downrange in relative silence.:

Metal screeches and a small explosion is heard as the engine seizes and the car comes to a stop via several other cars.

Maria: :blinks, making a mental note to forget she just saw that: "What was that?"
Jamie: :never smiles, takes down her rifle and packs it away: "Fouling shot." :Stretches out on her bed for an afternoon nap.:

maverick375 wrote:Jamie: :Listens to the other type-2's as they perpetually get into trouble with their cars, continues cleaning her rifle in silence.:

Maria: :Looks up from her book: "Err...You should put that down and watch this..."
Jamie: "Meh..."
Maria: "It's going to be funny."
Jamie: "Meh..." :Runs the final patch through the bore, then loads a round into the magazine, screws on the suppressor, and takes a spot at the window.:
Maria: "Hmm...." :thinks: "Uh-oh."

Engine revs and tires scream, as someone's doing burnouts in the parking lot.

Jamie: :slaps the bolt into battery and takes aim, fires, sending a bullet downrange in relative silence.:

Metal screeches and a small explosion is heard as the engine seizes and the car comes to a stop via several other cars.

Maria: :blinks, making a mental note to forget she just saw that: "What was that?"
Jamie: :never smiles, takes down her rifle and packs it away: "Fouling shot." :Stretches out on her bed for an afternoon nap.:

In the parking lot, a certain Monza Red Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evoluzione II sits parked well against the front driver's side fender of a 1985 Toyota Corolla GT-S, which has in turn crumpled its other fender against cars adjacent to it. Allison opens the driver's door to her Delta, pulling the hood release before she exits the vehicle to survey the scene before her.

Allison: Y-G-B-S-M! I'm looking at a week's worth of bodywork on all my cars, and now I can't even use the Delta... What the hell happened, anyway? What was that 'thunk' I heard?

Allison goes to open the hood, and a second later, is immediately hit by a momentary spray of motor oil. Sputtering, she wipes off the motor oil that has managed to splash her face.

Allison: *Ptoo, ptoo!* Ow, hot! Oh, this isn't good... Engine's seized somehow, no oil... There's only one thing to do.

Allison pulls out her iPhone, unlocks it, and scrolls down her contacts list to find her big brother's number and dials it. after a few rings, Brian picks up.

Brian: Hello, Allison.

Allison: Hey, Brian. Quick question; how soon can we go to England and see Bar-- er, dad, again?

Brian: Why do you ask?

Allison: *sigh* Something weird happened to my Delta and now the engine's a total loss. Dad might have an Integrale or two with a decent engine I can swap in. Can you give him a call and find out, pleeeeeaaaaase?

Brian: Y-G-B-S-M.

Allison: That's exactly what I said earlier!

Maserati is coming out with an SUV based on the Dodge Durango and powered by the HEMI V8.

Kara:

Allison:

Michele:

John: And what part of that announcement is bad?

Officer_Charon wrote:John: And what part of that announcement is bad?

That's it...we just found out what John Darme is spending his SWA signing bonus on.

Now watch the horror on the faces of every single Italian handler, cyborg or staff member when he rolls into the Section Two parking lot with it.

Yeah... that sounds like something John would do... *evil grin*

John: Problem, mi amici?

Not exactly cyborg related... but a friend's MG has just hemoraged all its smoke. Anyone know of anywhere that still has some Lucas replacement kits lying around?

http://www.lucaselectrical.co.uk/

I Sugar Honey Iced Tea you not!


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On this week's The Car Show, they had a rally through Seattle with stops at five coffee shops (where you had to drink the number of cups of coffee equal to the stop - so 1+2+3+4+5 cups for a total of 15.

Marisa: "That sounds awesome! We have plenty of coffee shops in Rome! We should do the same! I can be the navigator for Allison or Kara!"

Allison and Kara: "Yeah...awesome...sure..."

John: I'm down. Strap in copper-top - you're riding shotgun

Kiskaloo wrote:On this week's The Car Show, they had a rally through Seattle with stops at five coffee shops (where you had to drink the number of cups of coffee equal to the stop - so 1+2+3+4+5 cups for a total of 15.

Marisa: "That sounds awesome! We have plenty of coffee shops in Rome! We should do the same! I can be the navigator for Allison or Kara!"

Allison and Kara: "Yeah...awesome...sure..."

Allison not excited about driving and coffee...say it ain't so!

Allison: Oh I'm psyched about that stuff...I'm just not crazy enough to try it with a murder-midget as my wingman.

Officer_Charon wrote:John: I'm down. Strap in copper-top - you're riding shotgun

Marisa: (reading over the rules) Hmmm...there's nothing in here about allowable bathroom breaks. This could get brutal, Mr. Darme.

John: We're gonna need something fast.

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Michele: Kara, did you take the keys to my Veyron?

Kara: No, it wasn't me.

John: It's 30 kilometers through the city, we have a half tank of gas and two full bladders, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Marisa: Hit it.

Officer_Charon wrote:John: I'm down. Strap in copper-top - you're riding shotgun

Michele's nickname for Marisa in an upcoming story is now "Duracell" because she has a "copper top" and she is a huge store of energy.

Professor Voodoo wrote:
Marisa: (reading over the rules) Hmmm...there's nothing in here about allowable bathroom breaks. This could get brutal, Mr. Darme."

John: We're gonna need something fast.

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Michele: Kara, did you take the keys to my Veyron?

Kara: No, it wasn't me.

[On the A1.]

Marisa: "Prepare for...Ludicrous Speed!"

Kiskaloo wrote: Michele's nickname for Marisa in an upcoming story is now "Duracell" because she has a "copper top" and she is a huge store of energy.

Looking forward to it.

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Meanwhile at the Cyborg Warehouse...

Henrietta: This is all your fault...all the grown-ups are mad at us and now we have to clean the bathrooms for a whole week!

Marisa: My fault?! It was your fault we got caught!

Henrietta: Well we'd have never gotten in trouble if not for your stupid plan!

Rico: I don't think it matters...either way we still have all these toilets to scrub.

Marisa: Lucky for you, Series Two cyborgs like me are brilliant lateral thinkers. I've got ya covered...

Spoiler:

Hillshire: You look pissed off Triela, is something wrong?

Triela: Claes has been in a funk all day about that mission we're taking her along on. She's got a big piano recital next week and she's complaining that she'll have no time to practice.

Hillshire: Well that's no problem at all...we'll just take her piano along with us. Will you take care of that?

A few hours later...

Hillshire: Did you get Claes' piano loaded up to go?

Triela: I actually delegated the job out.

Michele: To who?

Spoiler:

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Meanwhile...

Fernando has invited his old friends the Bronx Boys over to visit him in Italy. Unfortunately after a few bottles of grappa & absinthe old habits surface...

Spoiler:

Professor Voodoo wrote:Hillshire: You look pissed off Triela, is something wrong?

Triela: Claes has been in a funk all day about that mission we're taking her along on. She's got a big piano recital next week and she's complaining that she'll have no time to practice.

Hillshire: Well that's no problem at all...we'll just take her piano along with us. Will you take care of that?

A few hours later...

Hillshire: Did you get Claes' piano loaded up to go?

Triela: I actually delegated the job out.

I now feel compelled to wear this shirt to work tomorrow...

Spoiler:

Michele: "Okay, who's the wise gal..."

Spoiler:

John: What is this I don't even... is it supposed to be looking like waves, or an optical illusion, or, I mean... WHY?!

They felt the need to paint the reflections on this time?

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Kiskaloo wrote:On this week's The Car Show, they had a rally through Seattle with stops at five coffee shops (where you had to drink the number of cups of coffee equal to the stop - so 1+2+3+4+5 cups for a total of 15.

Marisa: "That sounds awesome! We have plenty of coffee shops in Rome! We should do the same! I can be the navigator for Allison or Kara!"

Allison and Kara: "Yeah...awesome...sure..."

Allison not excited about driving and coffee...say it ain't so!

Allison: Oh I'm psyched about that stuff...I'm just not crazy enough to try it with a murder-midget as my wingman.

Fernando (whispering to Rachel): Wait when they find out Coffee's other effect; Caffeine is a laxative...

Rachel ...o0O( )

*Following day*

Francesca: I dont want another cup... I need to go to the bathroom!

Alfisti wrote:They felt the need to paint the reflections on this time?

It appears to be porcelain, as the car was a joint project with Königliche Porzellan-Manufatur Berlin.

Kiskaloo wrote:Michele: "Okay, who's the wise gal..."

Spoiler:

Its camoflage like stripes on a zerbra

ElfenMagix wrote:Fernando (whispering to Rachel): Wait when they find out Coffee's other effect; Caffeine is a laxative...

Rachel ...o0O( )

*Following day*

Francesca: I dont want another cup... I need to go to the bathroom!

Marisa: That's why we...umm...borrowed Mr. Pagani's Veyron for the run.

Michele: "Okay, who's the wise gal..."

There seems to be no shortage of ridiculous looking paint-jobs applied to Veyrons, but given what the car looks like to begin with I'd say nothing of value was lost.

Boosh!

The Top Gear Italy Technology Center unveils it's own electric car concept:



Claes: "That's not gone well."

Allison: "Look, I had a budget of 1000 Euros so I had to improvise on the chassis. You also gave me only 48 hours and one case of Red Bull. You can't expect miracles."

Rico loved hanging the washing - at least she did until Allison took "spin cycle" to a whole new level.




The Social Welfare Agency Babysitters Club was soon disbanded after they tried to get children to sleep quicker...

The handlers thought this idea wasn't a bad one...

wait,i think i may have seen that somewhere before ?



did they buy all the old Top Gear UK scripts as well as the format ?

Kiskaloo wrote:The handlers thought this idea wasn't a bad one...

John: "That's not gone well." *sips* "And yet..."

MP5 wrote:

Professor Voodoo wrote:Yet more indignities are heaped upon Fernando's 928...


Rachel: Twice the cargo area. Do you think he'll like it?

Kara: Where's Francesca going to sit?

Rachel: Like I said...there's plenty of cargo area for her!

Porsche 928 Ute.... The Australians are intrigued, I imagine.

As much as I hate to reinforce stereotyping, this one is very inrigued.

I... can't work out if I'm being trolled or not...

For Grown Ups Only... apparently.

Especially considering:

Spoiler:

.... Wat.

Alfisti wrote:I... can't work out if I'm being trolled or not...

I never considered an Indian car until I saw how cool this dude is...

Now I'm sold...as long as it comes with the sunglasses.

Alfisti wrote:I... can't work out if I'm being trolled or not...

If you're talking about the thing with Anthony, sorry 'bout that, I got a bit carried away .
However if it's about the car, I'm not to sure, I don't really know much about cars aside from they have wheels and engines... Oh! And petrol is expensive .