Beat The Person Above You

Inuyasha levels the cliff with his Tetsusaiga.

And Kagome promptly tells him to "Sit boy!"

Kagome falls to the charms of Rick Astley.

Rick Astley becomes more remembered for the Rick Roll meme.

Kanye West interrupts the rick roll

First off, Volcrim's post made me laugh my ass off.

Back to business: Kanye West is crushed by the World's Biggest D-bag award.

A giant Shin-chan uses the award to wipe his ass and tosses it into the ocean.

The award is then gobbled up by a gay fish.

The gay fish is then captured by sailors, and is turned into quite a a dish:

The gay fish happens to be a fugu.

The sailor's boat crashes into an iceberg and everyone aboard drowns with the ship.

And their ghosts come back to haunt a small seaside community:

... and the ghost of Chuck Jones drops an anvil on the town... and the iceberg. it's a REALLY big anvil.

Fortunately, the Coyote is immune to the effects of falling anvils and makes an escape.

Unfortunately, the Coyote just happens to walk into a vat full of The Dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

A bag of SelectSorb brand diatomaceous earth is dumped into The Dip and is absorbed instantaneously, rendering it harmless.

Nothing beats a Hoover.

The only thing that can beat a Hoover, is a Hoover, a Brave Little Toaster, a Lamp, an Electric Blanket, and a Radio, going on wonderful adventures!



Oh my god NOOOOOSSSSSSTAAAAAALGIAAAAAAA!!!

Lightsaber cuts them all up. (OMG I haven't seen that movie is YEARSS!!!!)

lightsaber is tamed by jedi squirrels.

A thing called Jar-Jar Binks causes the Star Wars franchise to bomb.

then the franchise falls back on games to stay afloat.
...and some drunk guy (also with a lightsaber) pulls a star destroyer from orbit onto Jar Jar's head.

LoC978 wrote:...and some drunk guy (also with a lightsaber) pulls a star destroyer from orbit onto Jar Jar's head.

And there was much rejoicing...

And a statue of the man was raised on Coruscant and he was elected to the Senate by a drunk electorate, celebrating Jar Jar's death.

Drunk electorate only hallucinated their Star Wars fantasies.

turns out they were actually a prosecuting jury, and the killer of Jar Jar is shipped off to a prison colony on Dathomir for mass manslaughter.


...will someone blow something up with something non-starwars, now, please? don't just debunk it, DESTROY IT!

Picture of planet gets deleted by the all powerful Recycle Bin.

Fortunately, it was restored from an Apple Time Capsule backup:

Rabbit eats Apple.

Elmer Fudd "Kills the Rabbit!"

Uh oh, looks like Elmer bagged over his limit. F&G Wardens arrest him.

Wardens don't see Yogi Bear's usual pilfering of picnic baskets.

Yogi gets darted and carted away as a problem bear !

The van carting Yogi off drives into a tree and Yogi escapes.

The tree is cut down by a lumberjack

Lumberjacks get hacked apart by Leatherface and his chainsaw.

leatherface goes bankrupt due to the cost of the fuel for his chainsaw

Stimulus plan bails everyone out!

Stimulus plan money is irresponsibly squandered on G5 airplanes:

The G5 plane gets into a crash thanks to the bumbling antics of the plane crew of the movie Airplane!

Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegal makes all other movies wish they were this awesome.

Mad Pierrot pumps the live-action Spike actor full of lead with his bullet cane.

Mad Pierrot hears THAT CREEPY BOWSER LAUGH, and dies from the shock and horror of it all.

Nintendo leaves the serious gamer market and goes into game systems designed for drunken parties and housewives,so bowser is never heard from again !

Nintendo's popular plumber Mario tosses a Bob-omb at Bowser launching him out of the forum.

Awinnell wrote:Nintendo leaves the serious gamer market and goes into game systems designed for drunken parties and housewives,so bowser is never heard from again!

But drunken college frats discover that throwing an iPod Touch at someone makes a more satisfying "clunk" then a Wiimote - plus you can browse porn on it one-handed.



So the tv-bound gaming console market dies and handheld gaming units take over.

all that one handed browsing of porn leaves the other hand free for other activities and the Frat boys get hairy palms

Those "activities" lead to some rather messy hands from the porn viewing which gets discovered by the girlfriends of the frat boys who proceed to either dump them or give them a swift kick to the balls to make them think with their heads and not their crotches.

Girlfriends wind up listening and worshipping Taylor Swift, queen of break-up and unrequited love songs

Too bad Kanye West was already taken. Hmm, lets see...

Troy Bolton puts her in a comatose via gay song/dance on a golf field.

(A golf field?!? What the...)

Has anyone else noticed the extreme flaws in causality that define this thread? Future Diary has more linear logic than this does.

finally an opportunity!

the golf course in question is immediately destroyed via saturation bombing.

Doc Manhattan disarms the bombs before they hit.

Jesus H. Godmod!



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simultaneous artillery strikes land in the golf course grounds while the doc is busy with the bombs.

Oh c'mon Loc, there's a far more plausible response:

Adrian Veidt gives cancer to all of the good Doctor's close friends, causing him to leave for Mars.

...I couldn't leave any current teen idol types alive. it would've been unconscionable.

Veidt chokes (to death) on his own smug gittiness [/obscurescificomedyreference] (after saving the world from itself, thankfully).

At times I find it depressing to be one of the old folks on this forum. All the youngin's just don't know The Classics and therefore don't know the classic way to destroy a golf course.

Which, of course, is to use Carl from Caddyshack:

The Mythbusters declare that movie scenario to be Busted.

The Mythbusters have never faced the likes of Ty Webb.



Yes, I love Caddyshack.

Ty gets owned by the gopher.

Kenny Loggins appears out of nowhere and performs "I'm All Right", which forces the gopher to bust a move.