Beat The Person Above You

Doc Manhattan disarms the bombs before they hit.

Jesus H. Godmod!



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simultaneous artillery strikes land in the golf course grounds while the doc is busy with the bombs.

Oh c'mon Loc, there's a far more plausible response:

Adrian Veidt gives cancer to all of the good Doctor's close friends, causing him to leave for Mars.

...I couldn't leave any current teen idol types alive. it would've been unconscionable.

Veidt chokes (to death) on his own smug gittiness [/obscurescificomedyreference] (after saving the world from itself, thankfully).

At times I find it depressing to be one of the old folks on this forum. All the youngin's just don't know The Classics and therefore don't know the classic way to destroy a golf course.

Which, of course, is to use Carl from Caddyshack:

The Mythbusters declare that movie scenario to be Busted.

The Mythbusters have never faced the likes of Ty Webb.



Yes, I love Caddyshack.

Ty gets owned by the gopher.

Kenny Loggins appears out of nowhere and performs "I'm All Right", which forces the gopher to bust a move.

The gopher gets a standing ovation for its dancing.

But it turns out that all the people standing are zombies.

Zombies wind up dancing the Thriller with Michael Jackson's ghost.

Michael Jackson and the zombies are dealt with by the Left 4 dead team

Assuming someone else caught last night's South Park...




While the zombies are dead, Michael Jackson's ghost lives on and haunts Ike Broflovski...

You know who to call.

the EPA guy shuts down the containment system and all the ghosts escape

Rick Moranis to the rescue.

Rick Moranis' Dark Helmet is no match for the space rogue Lone Starr!!!

Lone Starr gets berated and blasted by Princess Vespa.

The Winnebego is promptly boarded boarded by the Ice Pirates:

The Ice Pirates are no match for Earth, Wind and Fire.

As EW&F travel on a lonely road at night after a gig, a bright light spears down from the heavens and they find themselves abducted by Boston:

Who hold them prisoner for eight years before telling them to Walk On.

Boston promptly surrenders to the might of Chicago.

rusty-spring wrote:Boston promptly surrenders to the might of Chicago.

But thanks to Journey, they are able to escape Chicago's clutches:

Too bad no one wears sequined space pants like ABBA.

While performing their song "Super Trooper", ABBA is arrested by the Super Troopers for disturbing the peace:

Thread over. Nothing beats the Vermont Highway Patrol.

rusty-spring wrote:Thread over. Nothing beats the Vermont Highway Patrol.

Ah-nold can, as the Terminator. He wipes out the entire Spurbury PD that the Super Troopers are in.

Pfft, the Terminator stands no chance against Car Ramrod.

And the squad gets a whiff of the tasteless odors of Fartman.

Who gets an eyeful of a humanized Bender.

Warning: this is quite possibly the most disturbing video you will ever watch. And you can't unwatch it.

Woundwort doesn't approve of Animation Age Ghetto.

*makes a porno with the girl in the Futurama pic (while no fewer than four Futurama episodes play in the background) specifically with the intent to offend Woundwort*

fuckin' rabbits anyway...

Woundwort calls up the FBI and everyone involved in the porno is arrested when the FBI find an illegal stash of bootleg copies of Futurama and porn throughout the apartment.

While the FBI is carting everyone away, their radio frequency is tapped into by SHODAN, and in turn, all hell breaks loose.

Y2K ruins everything!

Y2K turns out to be a big sham.

Good thing that Santa "Claws" is real.

And bad news that Robot Santa is also real:



Santa Claws, having brought knives to a (laser) gun fight, is defeated. Fatality.

The real Santa gets abducted by Oogie Boogie.