Beat The Person Above You

This is a game I got from another forum, and I've decided it would be fun to play here. It works like this: Someone posts a picture of something, say, a zombie, and then the next poster would post a picture of a gun to shoot the zombie. Then the next person would post something that beats the gun, etc. Two rules to keep the game from getting boring:
1. Don't post the same thing over and over again.
2. Don't post anything too overpowered (nukes, Chuck Norris, etc.)
Also, be creative! If you can't think of something that makes sense, then post something that doesn't make sense! Chances are, it's going to be related somehow.

Anyway, let's get this show on the road, first up is...



A headcrab of Half-Life fame! :3

Headcrab gets ran down by Love Hina's Seta Noriyasu in his van.

Noriyasu's van is then hit by a train:



(From Jeremy Clarkson's "Level Crossing Safety Video" - Top Gear Series 9, Episode 5)

Train derailed by a cow. (From 1911 )

Cow is turned into this:

Burger is then served to Krusty the Clown:

Krusty finally gets killed by Sideshow Bob

...sideshow Bob is decapitated by a naked Bart Simpson making a sweet skateboard jump.

Bart Simpson + sweet skateboard jump + cement wall.

Jeremy Clarkson than drives through the wall with his lorry:

Fire destroys lorry.

Blastoise uses Hydro Pump!

A fallen telephone wire lands on Blastoise's head and electrocutes him.

Captain Planet removes the need for fossil fuel based electricity forever, thus rendering that particular live wire useless.

You just had to bring in Turner's environmental mascot of the 90s.

But you forgot of fossil fuel being needed for cars. A busted oil pipe spews oil with a blast hitting Captain Planet as he flies by.

Ma-Ti raised his ring high and just as he was about to yell "Heart!", Wheeler clamped his hand over Ma-Ti's mouth and yelled "Fart!", causing Captain Planet to be launched into low Earth Orbit on a pillar of flame.

A satellite orbiting the Earth collides into the flame flying Cap sending him out of Earth's gravitational pull.

Captain Planet drifts through space for several years, and somehow survives long enough to reach an abandoned spaceship. He enters through the airlock, and finds that the ship is under control by none other than...

Unfortunately, HAL 9000 runs an experimental version of an extremely advanced operating system from Microsoft called Windows 95 and suffers from a random and completely debilitating disorder:

Cap takes control of the spaceship only to collide into a bigger spaceship being led by the incompetent starship Captain from Futurama, Zapp Brannigan.

Zapp Brannigan succumbs to death by snu-snu.

After Zapp is done to death (see what I did there?), a secret passageway to an underground cavern is mysteriously opened. The women investigate, and find...



A whole bunch of facehugger eggs.

They proceed to nuke the site from orbit, as it's the only way to be sure...

Two words: nuclear disarmament.

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Old Superman gets carted away to New Superman's popularity.

Football jock makes fun of Superman's pansy red underwear and fancy cape, thus destroying his morale.

As stated by Bill Gates, the jocks will end up working for the nerds in the end.

In comes Steve Jobs, a nerd with style

Steve Jobs gets eaten by a cougar.

rusty-spring wrote:Steve Jobs gets eaten by a cougar.

The cougar then threatens Kim Bauer:



But her father, Jack, shows up and shoots it:

Daylight savings takes one hour away from Jack's day thus a major catastrophe occurs and the end on his life

...and then Michael J Fox travels back to December, 1894 and crashes a DeLorean into George Vernon Hudson, destroying the concept of Daylight Savings Time... at least as we know it.

The Time Lord repairs the mess.

Nachtsider wrote:The Time Lord repairs the mess.

But then he falls from a communications tower on the planet Logopolis trying to stop The Master and dies.

Which implodes on itself once it sees the magic of 21st century Michael Bay special effects GIANT ROBOTS AND EXPLOSIONS.

As Logopolis implodes upon itself because of Michael Bay, it then ironically salutes him as the implosion shockwave rebounds and the planet blows itself to pieces:

And the planet is brought back to life by the power of the Dragonballs on planet Namek.

Those sorta look like berries, so a pig eats them.

The pig is promptly dispatched by a peckish Bear Grylls:

It was bound to happen, but Bear Grylls saftey/camera/medical crew doesn't save him for once, and he dies horribly by falling off a cliff.

Inuyasha levels the cliff with his Tetsusaiga.

And Kagome promptly tells him to "Sit boy!"

Kagome falls to the charms of Rick Astley.

Rick Astley becomes more remembered for the Rick Roll meme.

Kanye West interrupts the rick roll

First off, Volcrim's post made me laugh my ass off.

Back to business: Kanye West is crushed by the World's Biggest D-bag award.

A giant Shin-chan uses the award to wipe his ass and tosses it into the ocean.

The award is then gobbled up by a gay fish.

The gay fish is then captured by sailors, and is turned into quite a a dish: