Road Trip!

Awinnell wrote:

Alfisti wrote:

MP5 wrote:Allison: Screw McDonald's drive-thru! I can make a full-course meal just using my right foot, the open road, and good old fashioned horsepower!

Well, lets face it: McDonnell's can't be any worse than McDonalds.

unless thats roadkill cooking on the engine

Allison: *holding up the remains of a downed squirrel* Hm... Too flat.

You people are impossible. McDonalds stuff is delicious.

Awinnell wrote:

Alfisti wrote:

MP5 wrote:Allison: Screw McDonald's drive-thru! I can make a full-course meal just using my right foot, the open road, and good old fashioned horsepower!

Well, lets face it: McDonnell's can't be any worse than McDonalds.

unless thats roadkill cooking on the engine

I'd like to see Allison put a cow on her Caterham.

Nachtsider wrote:You people are impossible. McDonalds stuff is delicious.

They do a decent breakfast and their new Angus range of burgers and snack wraps aren't too bad. But that's about all I can stomach from them.

Showing my age, as this was circa 1972.

McDonalds is you kind of place,
They'll serve you Rattlesnake!
Frenchfries between your toes!
Hamburgers up your nose!
The last time I went there,
They stole my underwear!
McDonalds is you kind of place!

Now get a gaggle of cyborgs singing that into a local MikeyDees.

LOL thats when Kiyra and Rico slowly back away... "i... i think ill pass"

ElfenMagix wrote:Now get a gaggle of cyborgs singing that into a local MikeyDees.

SWA fratelli have been to McDonalds!

From The Palermo Round Up; Chapter 1.

Across town Petrushka, Agapita, Avise & Alessandro were taking time out for breakfast themselves. "So this is the famous...McDonald's." commented Avise, ingesting a tentative bite of his ham & egg sandwich.

"Mr. Mancini, are you implying you've never been to a McDonald's?" replied Petra.

"There are no burger restaurants in Nasiriyah" he declared with a dramatic flourish that his colleagues has become accustomed to, but then he reconsidered and added "at least none with breakfast service."

"So this is what Scottish food is like" mused his cyborg.

Alessandro & Petra both looked at her queerly. "Scottish?" the young spy asked.

"Well the place is called Mac Donald's...isn't it?" Agapita replied, "I just assumed..." The others all had a brief laugh at her expense, so with a snort of indignation she went back to munching on her own sandwich. "Well, Scottish or not, it isn't bad...although I'd have preferred pizza."

"Seriously? For breakfast?" Petrushka asked.

With a look of complete earnestness Agapita answered "Petra my dear sister, there is absolutely no time of day when it is inappropriate to eat pizza."

* kiyra looks up at petra with half a dubble chees burger still un eaten*"back in japan Ryu used to take me to Shinjuku shopping centre. McDonalds for lunch and noodles for dinner, sometimes even sushi.My parents hated me comeing home with... um... i gus they just hated me for what i was..... i shouldnt remember this... i should be... d...d... I dont want to die"

Brent has to bring pills, for Michel.

She throws up on high places. And he swears " If we go to any high places after I told the driver no I will punch the driver intill he TURNS THE * beep * around!!!!!!

Examples of vacations Michel threw up on:

* On top of Eifel Tower *

Michel: This place is so * puke *

Brent: I think some french people are cussing us out...

Michel: I know... and sadly I understand what they are saying.

Oh taire c'est juste des vomir, rien de grand! ( Oh shut up it's just some puke,nothing big! )

* Michel is about to jump off the side of the tower *

Brent: You aren't

Michel: Don't worry, I will land safely on this big thing... I don't see it from here. Whatever * jumps into a big umbrella from a nearby resturant table and jumps to the ground safely.

Tourist: What the heck!! What are you 11!
Michel: You don't know me!


Also Michel throws up while looking at big things.

* At the big ben *

Michel: Wow, that things big... I saw on youtube the big ben was doing some type of 2012 thing..... * pukes on ground *

Brent: Your crazy if you think I'm cleaning that up...

Man: WHAT THE ... is your daughter alright....

Michel: Fratello idiot * pukes more *

Man: Huh?

Michel: BROTHER * pukes * * whispers * People who can't understand more then 5 languages are stupid...

And the washington monument

Michel: D,C is so * puke *

Brent: Please don't tell me that's Obama!

Michel: CRAP RUN!!!!!!!!!!

And the Statue of Liberty

Michel: * pukes *

Brent: Dead fishes.... alot I bet...

And Inside Brent's Aunts Victorian House in Canada...

Michel: That house is big * puke *

Brent: AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need some water and some paper towers. ( Thinks: Saw it coming )

Aunt: What's wrong with her? * grabs water and paper towels *

Funny this thread should resurface - my next Biff & Britney installment is a road trip story. Britney, Triela, Claes, Rachel and Marcello all head for the United States for some much needed R&R. It’s a heartwarming tale about a group of teenage cyborgs being turned loose on the world with no adult supervision.

Kind of make you wonder what the Agency was thinking…

Danjo3 wrote: It’s a heartwarming tale about a group of teenage cyborgs being turned loose on the world with no adult supervision.

Chief Lorenzo: *groan* The last time that happened 3 of them tested positive for cannabis.

Henrietta: You mean they ate somebody!?!

Priscilla: (facepalm) No sweetie...just finish your juice box.

Rachel: I tested negative but was still punished! Its so unfair!

Fernando: Dont they always test positive for something?

Britney: I would not mind being eaten...

Professor Voodoo wrote:Chief Lorenzo: *groan* The last time that happened 3 of them tested positive for cannabis.

Henrietta: You mean they ate somebody!?!

Priscilla: (facepalm) No sweetie...just finish your juice box.

Now you know why they leave Henrietta at home.

Kiyra. *laughing* I... I'm just gunna stay away from this.

Ryu. Huh whats up... Well i guess i shouldnt telll gean about how i got cash after mum and dad died...

ElfenMagix wrote:Rachel: I tested negative but was still punished! Its so unfair!

Fernando: That was for all the other stuff I didn't catch you doing.

Rachel: What other stuff!?

Fernando: I don't know exactly, but I'm sure there's plenty of stuff.

Elio: The Section Two Handler's Policy Manual recommends that you beat your cyborg at least once a month whether she needs it or not.

Henrietta: It does not say that! Giuse...tell them it doesn't say that!

Fernando to Rachel:

Fernando: You’re on restriction until further notice.

Rachel: Restriction? Why?

Fernando: Your little trip to Atlanta, that’s why.

Rachel: But we’re not going until next week!

Fernando: I know. I just thought you’d want to get your punishment out of the way ahead of time.

Danjo3 wrote:Fernando to Rachel:

Fernando: You’re on restriction until further notice.

Rachel: Restriction? Why?

Fernando: Your little trip to Atlanta, that’s why.

Rachel: But we’re not going until next week!

Fernando: I know. I just thought you’d want to get your punishment out of the way ahead of time.

Marisa: Wait...does that mean we can build up "grounded time" and put it in the bank for later use?

Britney: Maybe we can trade it like a commodity...

Helen: *sigh* All I ever do is sit in my room alone.

Rachel: Great! I'll trade you three bags of peppermints, a pack of chocolate bars and two music CD's for 1 week of time.

Kara: Michele isn't going to be happy about my latest algebra grade...I'll swap you a pair of designer boots for 2 weeks.

Allison: I'll take a week if the price is right!

...and that's how Helen became the wealthiest cyborg in the dorm.

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Danjo3 wrote:Fernando to Rachel:

Fernando: You’re on restriction until further notice.

Rachel: Restriction? Why?

Fernando: Your little trip to Atlanta, that’s why.

Rachel: But we’re not going until next week!

Fernando: I know. I just thought you’d want to get your punishment out of the way ahead of time.

Marisa: Wait...does that mean we can build up "grounded time" and put it in the bank for later use?

Britney: Maybe we can trade it like a commodity...

Helen: *sigh* All I ever do is sit in my room alone.

Rachel: Great! I'll trade you three bags of peppermints, a pack of chocolate bars and two music CD's for 1 week of time.

Kara: Michele isn't going to be happy about my latest algebra grade...I'll swap you a pair of designer boots for 2 weeks.

Allison: I'll take a week if the price is right!


...and that's how Helen became the wealthiest cyborg in the dorm.

.... until her handler, Salvatore sees everything and puts a stop to it, in his own unique way.
He has his cyborg place all her newly acquired belongings in a circle. The he asks Michel to come in for a minute.
Sal: Michel I need you to do me a big favor. If you could get for me just a few things on top of the roof.
Michel: Oh, uh on top of the .. let me just get my pill and....
Sal Oh no, it'll only take a minute. Just be careful, it's way up high and they're almost on the edge of the roof.
Michel: uh.....I really need my pi-
Sal: You don't look well, I'll tell you what, just twirl for me a minute could you?
Michel: Twuh, Twirl? Ugh, now I really don't feel very....
Sal: Go for it
Michel: um, k....... mmmMMMMpuuuuuuke! (allllllll around Helen's stuff)
Sal: Thank you, that'll be all!
Michel: You're ...... you're weird, sir.... (stumbles out)
Helen:
Ayden comes in.... Mmmm peppermints and chocolate! Can I have some?
Helen: Um, Ayden they're uh, not good to eat anymore.
Ayden: *munch* *munch* *crunch* gulp, *smack *chomp* Yum! What was that?
Helen: Ugh, now I don't feel so good.

Professor Voodoo wrote:Marisa: Wait...does that mean we can build up "grounded time" and put it in the bank for later use?

Britney: I’m afraid I can’t participate. I’m Biff’s precious little princess. I never get punished.

Overhearing his sister.

Biff: Is that right? Well guess what? You’re grounded for a week!

Britney stares at him with her puppy dog eyes.

Biff: Don’t look at me like that… it’s not going to work this time… I’m serious, Brit… Alright, alright, I’m sorry! Come on, let’s go get some ice cream.

tremec6speed wrote:

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Danjo3 wrote:Fernando to Rachel:

Fernando: You’re on restriction until further notice.

Rachel: Restriction? Why?

Fernando: Your little trip to Atlanta, that’s why.

Rachel: But we’re not going until next week!

Fernando: I know. I just thought you’d want to get your punishment out of the way ahead of time.

Marisa: Wait...does that mean we can build up "grounded time" and put it in the bank for later use?

Britney: Maybe we can trade it like a commodity...

Helen: *sigh* All I ever do is sit in my room alone.

Rachel: Great! I'll trade you three bags of peppermints, a pack of chocolate bars and two music CD's for 1 week of time.

Kara: Michele isn't going to be happy about my latest algebra grade...I'll swap you a pair of designer boots for 2 weeks.

Allison: I'll take a week if the price is right!


...and that's how Helen became the wealthiest cyborg in the dorm.

.... until her handler, Salvatore sees everything and puts a stop to it, in his own unique way.
He has his cyborg place all her newly acquired belongings in a circle. The he asks Michel to come in for a minute.
Sal: Michel I need you to do me a big favor. If you could get for me just a few things on top of the roof.
Michel: Oh, uh on top of the .. let me just get my pill and....
Sal Oh no, it'll only take a minute. Just be careful, it's way up high and they're almost on the edge of the roof.
Michel: uh.....I really need my pi-
Sal: You don't look well, I'll tell you what, just twirl for me a minute could you?
Michel: Twuh, Twirl? Ugh, now I really don't feel very....
Sal: Go for it
Michel: um, k....... mmmMMMMpuuuuuuke! (allllllll around Helen's stuff)
Sal: Thank you, that'll be all!
Michel: You're ...... you're weird, sir.... (stumbles out)
Helen:
Ayden comes in.... Mmmm peppermints and chocolate! Can I have some?
Helen: Um, Ayden they're uh, not good to eat anymore.
Ayden: *munch* *munch* *crunch* gulp, *smack *chomp* Yum! What was that?
Helen: Ugh, now I don't feel so good.

Michel: I'm sorry Helen * whipes mouth * Ummm... * gives this outfit * I hope that would would make up for this...

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Michel,Fillala,Henrietta,Rico,Richardrella,Leibe,and Venus go to Washington,D,C for a trip...

Michel: HOLY **** THAT PENCIL IS HUGE!!!!!!!!

Richardrella: The Washington Monument. Made for George Washington,the First President of the U.S.

Rico: Then...why a pencil....

Richardrella: IDK!!!!!! IDC!!!

* At the Licoln Memorial *

Richardrella: GOD, that took to long!
Michel: Done walking at last,Done walking at last, THANK GOD ALL MIGHTY WE'RE DONE WALKING AT LAST!!!!! ( OOC: Walked their before,it is not fun.... )

Richadrella: Cacthing up on your Black History,eh Michel...

Michel nods as she recites about half of the " I Have A Dream Speach "

Michel: Been studying that since July last year.

Michel to Brent: Brent can we please come back here during the're Independence Day! I've heard the Fire Work Show is AWESOME!!!!!

Brent: * shrugs * Cirus... are you in...

Cirus: Yes... it does not seem like something stupid to do. Firework shows are fun to wacth... I'm in!

sage44 wrote:Brent has to bring pills, for Michel.

She throws up on high places. And he swears " If we go to any high places after I told the driver no I will punch the driver intill he TURNS THE * beep * around!!!!!!

Examples of vacations Michel threw up on:

* On top of Eifel Tower *

Michel: This place is so * puke *

Brent: I think some french people are cussing us out...

Michel: I know... and sadly I understand what they are saying.

Oh taire c'est juste des vomir, rien de grand! ( Oh shut up it's just some puke,nothing big! )

* Michel is about to jump off the side of the tower *

Brent: You aren't

Michel: Don't worry, I will land safely on this big thing... I don't see it from here. Whatever * jumps into a big umbrella from a nearby resturant table and jumps to the ground safely.

Tourist: What the heck!! What are you 11!
Michel: You don't know me!


Also Michel throws up while looking at big things.

* At the big ben *

Michel: Wow, that things big... I saw on youtube the big ben was doing some type of 2012 thing..... * pukes on ground *

Brent: Your crazy if you think I'm cleaning that up...

Man: WHAT THE ... is your daughter alright....

Michel: Fratello idiot * pukes more *

Man: Huh?

Michel: BROTHER * pukes * * whispers * People who can't understand more then 5 languages are stupid...

And the washington monument

Michel: D,C is so * puke *

Brent: Please don't tell me that's Obama!

Michel: CRAP RUN!!!!!!!!!!

And the Statue of Liberty

Michel: * pukes *

Brent: Dead fishes.... alot I bet...

And Inside Brent's Aunts Victorian House in Canada...

Michel: That house is big * puke *

Brent: AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need some water and some paper towers. ( Thinks: Saw it coming )

Aunt: What's wrong with her? * grabs water and paper towels *

Kiyra. I get like that with hights. *see's Ryu grinning in the corner of the room* uh... brother MAKE ANY JOKE WHAT SO EVER AND I KNOW YOU WILL AND I WILL RIP OUT YOU EYES FROM THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD *back to the cute, shy girl she's known to be*

Ryu. thats my line...

my O.C. would bring her forest green Tavor Tar-21 Israeli assault rifle, 4 30-round magazines, obviously clothing, probably a deck of cards, a small soda maker, her pills, and a small mp3 player she received from her handler on her birthday.

she probably will need to hide the soda or else: