The Joke Book

Hi everyone, I'm Emma. Welcome to the Joke Book. This is a place where anyone can post any jokes they like, long or short, skinny or fat. So, I'll start us off.

So, this Corporal goes up to this kid. The kid's playing with a pile of
manure. The Corporal asks "Why are you playing with a pile of manure?"
Kid says "I'm making an NCO." So the Corporal brings his Sergeant,
Sergeant asks "Why are you playing with a pile of manure?" "I'm making an NCO." So the Sergeant
brings the Sergeant Major. Sergeant Major asks "Why in gods name are you
playing with a pile of manure?" "Because I don't have enough crap to
make an officer."

Have fun!

An Army private filling out a questionnaire for a correspondence course was stymied by the question, "How long has your present employer been in business?" He thought for a moment, then wrote, "Since 1776."



Do you know what the difference between a "fairy tale" and a Navy "sea story" is? A fairy tale starts off with "Once upon a time . . ." and a sea story starts as, "Now, this is a no-shitter . . ."

Nice! Haha.

The three scariest things one can hear in the Marine Corps?

A 1st Lieutenant saying "Based on my experience..."
A 2nd Lieutenant saying "Well, at OCS we learned..."
A Lance Corporal saying "Y'all check this shit out!"