Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Yuki & Ai: Shit...we're the shit talker...
Kurosaka "Ery" Erika- Forum Posts : 1169
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Ferro: "It's pretty obvious there aren't any secrets in this secret organization so I might as well say it. I'm Pregnant."
:all gasp, pause three seconds, then look at Jean:
Ferro: "No, not him.... Nor is it Sandro."
:All caught mid-glance looking for Alessandro.:
Lorenzo: "Shit!" Gets up and walks out.
:Everyone blinks, decide to remain quiet and return to their jobs.:
:all gasp, pause three seconds, then look at Jean:
Ferro:
:All caught mid-glance looking for Alessandro.:
Lorenzo: "Shit!" Gets up and walks out.
:Everyone blinks, decide to remain quiet and return to their jobs.:
maverick375- Forum Posts : 826
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Odon: Yeah, it's pretty dumb when you think about it!
A quick whirly-wipe now to the Croce Manor, where Enrica and Jean are forging meaningful emotional connections in the pool of shared tragedy...
A quick whirly-wipe now to the Croce Manor, where Enrica and Jean are forging meaningful emotional connections in the pool of shared tragedy...
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
How about this as a replacement for Claes' MP5K
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“Hilshire.” Triela stared straight ahead, not looking at the man walking beside her. “I, uh, missed my period.”
Victor Hilshire, attention fixed on the suspect they were tailing, said absently, “Have you talked to the doctors?”
“I don’t think so.”
The Padan twenty meters ahead faded from Hilshire’s attention. He turned to his little partner. “What does that mean?”
“I mean, I’ve been so forgetful lately… No. I’m sure I haven’t talked to the doctors.”
“How late are you?”
“Well, I’ve never been very regular. But if my calendar is right, about six weeks.” She went on, “But I’m pretty sure I already know why.”
The big German stopped walking and backed the little blonde into an empty doorway. “Do you mean to say…”
She nodded, looking at his shoes. “I’ve been throwing up every morning this past week.”
He stepped back, fists balling at his sides. “Who did this to you?”
She raised her eyes to search his face. “So, it wasn’t you?”
Victor Hilshire, attention fixed on the suspect they were tailing, said absently, “Have you talked to the doctors?”
“I don’t think so.”
The Padan twenty meters ahead faded from Hilshire’s attention. He turned to his little partner. “What does that mean?”
“I mean, I’ve been so forgetful lately… No. I’m sure I haven’t talked to the doctors.”
“How late are you?”
“Well, I’ve never been very regular. But if my calendar is right, about six weeks.” She went on, “But I’m pretty sure I already know why.”
The big German stopped walking and backed the little blonde into an empty doorway. “Do you mean to say…”
She nodded, looking at his shoes. “I’ve been throwing up every morning this past week.”
He stepped back, fists balling at his sides. “Who did this to you?”
She raised her eyes to search his face. “So, it wasn’t you?”
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Thescarredman wrote:“Hilshire.” Triela stared straight ahead, not looking at the man walking beside her. “I, uh, missed my period.”
Victor Hilshire, attention fixed on the suspect they were tailing, said absently, “Have you talked to the doctors?”
“I don’t think so.”
The Padan twenty meters ahead faded from Hilshire’s attention. He turned to his little partner. “What does that mean?”
“I mean, I’ve been so forgetful lately… No. I’m sure I haven’t talked to the doctors.”
“How late are you?”
“Well, I’ve never been very regular. But if my calendar is right, about six weeks.” She went on, “But I’m pretty sure I already know why.”
The big German stopped walking and backed the little blonde into an empty doorway. “Do you mean to say…”
She nodded, looking at his shoes. “I’ve been throwing up every morning this past week.”
He stepped back, fists balling at his sides. “Who did this to you?”
She raised her eyes to search his face. “So, it wasn’t you?”
Actually, this looks like an interesting premise for a fanfic.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
She doesn't know who did the naughty?
That wasn't when Pino knock her out then apparently knocked her up by any chance was it?
That wasn't when Pino knock her out then apparently knocked her up by any chance was it?
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Triela: try pronounce this word; "Leader"
Ai & Yuki: Reader
Triela: what?
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Don't quite get this one...
Odon-
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Dr. Gregory House. Everyone always says "Maybe it's Lupus" on that show, and House always goes "It's NEVER LUPUS, GODDAMIT."
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
El Conservatore wrote:Dr. Gregory House. Everyone always says "Maybe it's Lupus" on that show, and House always goes "It's NEVER LUPUS, GODDAMIT."
Thanks.
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El Conservatore wrote:Dr. Gregory House. Everyone always says "Maybe it's Lupus" on that show, and House always goes "It's NEVER LUPUS, GODDAMIT."
Except sometimes it is !
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wish i knew who put that in there, it wasn't me !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't feel bad, I had to Google it.Odon wrote:Don't quite get this one...
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Yuki: i can spot a tiger from 2 kilometer with my scope.
Sherry: you don't spot a tiger, you stripe them. Leopard have spot, so you spot a leopard
Yuki: *word won't came out, instead she picked a scissor and chased Sherry around the room, threatening to cut her her hair*
Sherry: you don't spot a tiger, you stripe them. Leopard have spot, so you spot a leopard
Yuki: *word won't came out, instead she picked a scissor and chased Sherry around the room, threatening to cut her her hair*
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Rico:* calling Jean with her cellphone* Signore Jean! there are lot of dead people in my location!
Jean: What!? hold on! where are you at?
Rico: the cemetery!
Jean: ugh *facepalm*
Rico: Signore Jean?
Jean: What!? hold on! where are you at?
Rico: the cemetery!
Jean: ugh *facepalm*
Rico: Signore Jean?
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(Elio listens as Ayden's handler Gunther walks his little operative through a dangerous situation with his cell phone)
Gunther: Ok listen: DO NOT look to your sides, walk the corridors and make for the exit.
Ayden: Ye- yes sir.... It's all around me though and I can feel myself weakening.
Gunther: Don't look I repeat do not look anywhere except to the floor as you make your way out of there.
Ayden: I'm, I'm scared Gunther....
Gunther: Don't be, you can do it child, stay strong!
Elio: Where the hell is she? I'll send my Marisa there and help her.
Gunther: All right yeah, she could probably use her as a life line out of there.
Elio: Where, where is she man?
Gunther: Munchy's Supermarket, the candy section.
Elio:
Gunther: Ok listen: DO NOT look to your sides, walk the corridors and make for the exit.
Ayden: Ye- yes sir.... It's all around me though and I can feel myself weakening.
Gunther: Don't look I repeat do not look anywhere except to the floor as you make your way out of there.
Ayden: I'm, I'm scared Gunther....
Gunther: Don't be, you can do it child, stay strong!
Elio: Where the hell is she? I'll send my Marisa there and help her.
Gunther: All right yeah, she could probably use her as a life line out of there.
Elio: Where, where is she man?
Gunther: Munchy's Supermarket, the candy section.
Elio:
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now that is superbly superb
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I'm not sure if this is the place for this, but I can't find a better. If someone knows a better place on the site for it, tell me.
Sandro held a hand to his stinging nose, blinking away the tears from his watering eyes. “You idiot! Don’t jump awake like that!” He wiggled his jaw: not broken, thank God.
The girl sat up on the cot with the thin sheet clutched to her. She stared hard at him, but there was no contrition in her eyes. “I woke up naked with some pervert lifting my heel over my head. You’re lucky to still have your plums, signore.”
He scowled. “Don’t you know who I am?”
“Sadly, yes.” She slid off the bed, wrapping the sheet around her, and padded toward the little cabinet that held her clothing. “Alessandro Ricci, former Section One agent and God’s gift to women.”
“I’m your handler.”
“I’m fairly certain that’s meant as a title, not a license.” She bent to retrieve underwear from a drawer, stretching the sheet across her rear end. “Just because I’m supposed to follow your orders…” Her head turned suddenly, catching him staring. “If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, I think I’d rather puke on your shoes.”
“Somebody tweaked your programming,” he said. “Who was it? Ferro? Priscilla?”
“I don’t know about any of that.” She returned to the bed and laid out her clothing across the mattress. “I’m dressing. Leave the room, turn your back, or get the sheet wrapped around your head. Tight.” She loosened the linen, staring him down. “Your choice.”
Perplexed, he said, “I haven’t given you your pistol yet.”
“Probably the smartest thing you’ve done since you walked in this room.” She waved him toward the door, and began unlacing her new shoes, not giving him another look.
His wounded pride forced a parting shot from his mouth, lame though it was: “I’m going to find out who did this.”
“Nye kulturniy,” she said under her breath.
“What?”
“Nothing. I’ll be out in a few minutes, Alessandro. Then you can show me your little pistol.”
“Told him not to give me a redhead,” he muttered as he went out.
“Pisa de merda,” she breathed at the closed door. “We are so not going to get along.”
Sandro held a hand to his stinging nose, blinking away the tears from his watering eyes. “You idiot! Don’t jump awake like that!” He wiggled his jaw: not broken, thank God.
The girl sat up on the cot with the thin sheet clutched to her. She stared hard at him, but there was no contrition in her eyes. “I woke up naked with some pervert lifting my heel over my head. You’re lucky to still have your plums, signore.”
He scowled. “Don’t you know who I am?”
“Sadly, yes.” She slid off the bed, wrapping the sheet around her, and padded toward the little cabinet that held her clothing. “Alessandro Ricci, former Section One agent and God’s gift to women.”
“I’m your handler.”
“I’m fairly certain that’s meant as a title, not a license.” She bent to retrieve underwear from a drawer, stretching the sheet across her rear end. “Just because I’m supposed to follow your orders…” Her head turned suddenly, catching him staring. “If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, I think I’d rather puke on your shoes.”
“Somebody tweaked your programming,” he said. “Who was it? Ferro? Priscilla?”
“I don’t know about any of that.” She returned to the bed and laid out her clothing across the mattress. “I’m dressing. Leave the room, turn your back, or get the sheet wrapped around your head. Tight.” She loosened the linen, staring him down. “Your choice.”
Perplexed, he said, “I haven’t given you your pistol yet.”
“Probably the smartest thing you’ve done since you walked in this room.” She waved him toward the door, and began unlacing her new shoes, not giving him another look.
His wounded pride forced a parting shot from his mouth, lame though it was: “I’m going to find out who did this.”
“Nye kulturniy,” she said under her breath.
“What?”
“Nothing. I’ll be out in a few minutes, Alessandro. Then you can show me your little pistol.”
“Told him not to give me a redhead,” he muttered as he went out.
“Pisa de merda,” she breathed at the closed door. “We are so not going to get along.”
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Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
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Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
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Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.
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John Doe faked his own death - twice.
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Dam it now I have to clean the screen..... but that was awesome TSM. This makes my day
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Scarman, was Sandro talking to Petra?
Cool writing though, funny too!
Cool writing though, funny too!
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
tremec6speed wrote:Scarman, was Sandro talking to Petra?
Sho' nuff. This is a 'what-if' version of their first meeting when she kicked him in the jaw.
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Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
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Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
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Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.
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John Doe faked his own death - twice.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Pretty darn hilarious.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Sounds like this would be the great beginning of a buddy cop-style relationship.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Most certainly, you'd never hear this in Gunslinger Girl... I doubt Petra is this excited about her 'special relationship' with her handler...
(Warning: fairly NSFW)
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Apologies to the fine ladies of Fascinating Aida.
(Warning: fairly NSFW)
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- Spoiler:
"So Petra, we haven't seen you all weekend," Gattonero noted, breaking the silence in the Gen 2 common room. "What have you been up to?"
"Oh no, here we go again, she'll brag about her 'Special Relationship' with her handler..." moaned Soni.
"Actually, I've been composing a song," Petrushka replied. "I was thinking I would like to sing and play it for you guys in the music room. I'll need a Piano for this, naturally."
"This should be good..." Fleccia snorted as she got up to follow the rest of the girls to the music room.
A few minutes later, Soni, Gattonero, and Fleccia were seated on the floor as Petra stretched her hands in preparation to play to her meager audience.
"Everyone ready?"
"C'mon, play it already!" Soni jeered.
Petrushka rolled her eyes and began playing a jaunty melody. She played a few bars before beginning to sing jovially:
"My handler dropped by Friday with a brand-new motor car.
He told me I could drive it; I said, 'Sandro, you're a star.'
We drove down to the lounge for some Chianti and a smoke,
then of course we felt the need to celebrate, that's not a joke.
We go dogging,
We go dogging,
We're a treat for any passers-by out jogging.
We do it 'cause we found that when others are around,
it is somehow more profound when you're dogging."
Petrushka continued playing the melody as she noticed the look of confusion on her friends' faces, now joined by Allison and Kara.
"I understand quite a few of you in the audience may not understand what I'm on about, but please hold any questions. I'm sure the meaning of my song will come through by the end. If you're still in the dark, I'd recommend going on Urban Dictionary. "
Turning her attention back to the piano, Petrushka continued singing.
"Well, we drove on to the far end of the car park back of Crai,
a threesome was hard at it in a sporty Golf GTI.
Things got much more exciting as they pressed against the glass,
and when Sandro shined a light on'em, you could see right up her arse!
They were dogging,
they were dogging.
Believe me, they were more than merely snogging.
Now although her cheeks were parted, she spoilt things when she farted, and we wanted to get started on our dogging!"
By now, those in the audience who thought about her lyrics were quite red in the face, though Charlie, who had just sat down along with Andy, was having a good chuckle while his twin brother rolled his eyes. In the doorway, Elio Alboreto had stopped short, not quite believing his ears. Marisa went to join the other cyborgs, but Elio quickly went to steer her away from the music room without further explanation.
"Well we rushed back to our car, 'cause we were randy as two goats.
But being early December, we had on our warmest coats.
We should have stripped down first before getting back inside,
'cause disrobing in a Smart car isn't easy--" She paused to point at Charlie, who was grinning. "--bet you've tried..."
"We were dogging,
we were dogging.
In the struggle, my poor handler tore his frogging.
Our apparel was misguided, 'cause when our heads collided, Sandro's manhood then subsided, but that's dogging."
Out in the hallway, Monty had to pull Jethro away from the doorway. "Keep walking, Skipper..."
"Well, I admit this was a setback, but I wasn't beaten yet.
I fancy myself handy with my handler's beef bayonet.
I soon had his concealed weapon responding to my touch,
And next thing I was upside down and staring at the clutch!
We were dogging,
we were dogging.
The heat was on to stop the windows fogging.
Thank God for plastic sheeting, as one must protect the seating
'cause the fabric takes a beating when you're dogging!"
By now, a good amount of Section 2's handlers and staff were in the room, mouths agape at the sight and song before them. A mortified Alessandro Ricci buried his face in his hands and tried to shrink away. Charlie, on the other hand, was dying of laughter as Petrushka continued playing.
"Well by now a crowd had gathered; they were cheering fit to burst.
Sandro was close to peaking, though he likes me to come first.
My legs were through the sunroof as I really hit my stride,
then Sandro promptly stopped and cried, 'The Polizia are outside!'
We were dogging!
We were dogging!
We were so alarmed our arteries were clogging.
But we took it on the chin when the officers, with a grin,
asked, 'Can anyone join in on your dogging'?"
By now, some of the Gen 2's were nervously biting their thumbs, handlers were covering the ears of their Gen 1 cyborgs, the SRT had even stopped by to listen in amazement and shock, and Chief Lorenzo had just entered the room. Charlie was rolling on the floor, clutching his stomach as he howled with laughter.
"Well, as you can imagine, Sandro and I were thrilled to bits!
A coppers' truncheon feels pretty good in between my tits,
My ecstasy was mounting, my toes pointed at the sky;
When who should wander by but some guy from RAI?
He likes dogging,
he likes dogging!
He signed us for a series he was flogging.
So, watch out for Sandro and me, and the odd celebrity,
We'll be on late night TV, likely dogging.
Oh we'll be dogging,
We'll be dogging.
Oh think of all the limelight we'll be hogging."
Everyone else, including the medical staff, appeared to have dropped what they were doing to see what Petra was singing about as she went into a big finish. Charlie was struggling to breathe from laughing so much.
"Well, the credits show my hand,
massaging Sandro's glaaaaaaaand....
Which is very nicely tanned from all our dogging!"
Petrushka finished with a flourish across the piano's keys, before ending with a single note. Apart from Charlie's laughter, which the boy was trying to control, the grown audience sat or stood in awkward silence. Then, Chief Lorenzo broke it.
"Ricci? I need to speak to you in my office. IMMEDIATELY."
Apologies to the fine ladies of Fascinating Aida.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Oh. My. Gawd.
My cheeks hurt.
My cheeks hurt.
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Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
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Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
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Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.
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John Doe faked his own death - twice.
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Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Two head bangs!
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tremec6speed-
Forum Posts : 2037
Fan of : Lauro and Olga!
Original Characters : Vinson/Helen/Salvatore + Gunther/Ayden. Baddies are a small group of 'techno-anarchists'
Comments : I hope to include a short illustrated fanfic story of both Mr. Yutaka Aida's characters as well as some I've come up with.
Registration date : 2009-08-25
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
I needed a good laugh
Wingdking-
Forum Posts : 47
Location : Montana
Fan of : Gsg
Original Characters : frank
Comments : N/a
Registration date : 2013-01-22
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Someone needs to turn that thing into a comic. My sides hurt like they've never hurt before.
As for whether or not Petra is that enthusiastic, I'm pretty sure it happens off camera all the time, and that the other second-gen girls are this much away from stuffing a mattress down Petra's throat, so fedup are they with her waxing lyrical.
As for whether or not Petra is that enthusiastic, I'm pretty sure it happens off camera all the time, and that the other second-gen girls are this much away from stuffing a mattress down Petra's throat, so fedup are they with her waxing lyrical.
Nachtsider- KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
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Forum Posts : 5722
Location : Inside your closet. In your head.
Fan of : Gunslinger Girl, Transformers: Animated
Original Characters : Liesel/Altheus, Meir/Kathryn, Aharon/Nadia, Cosette/Janus
Comments : The Living Legend. Master of Darkness. Trailblazer par excellence. Fear him.
Registration date : 2007-09-09
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
*can't breath, tapping weakly at keys*
Call.... EMS.... also, a side-smith.... I need new sides.....
Call.... EMS.... also, a side-smith.... I need new sides.....
Officer_Charon-
Forum Posts : 1472
Location : Savannah, GA
Fan of : Triela, Claes
Original Characters : John Darme.
Registration date : 2010-09-16
Your character
OC genger: 40
Hamster-
Forum Posts : 36
Location : Persian Gulf. Colorado.
Fan of : Henrietta, Elsa
Original Characters : None
Comments : Second season didn't happen.
Registration date : 2013-02-12
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Ahem... Blonde haired, blue eyed super-soldier... that's actually a little scary.
Thescarredman-
Forum Posts : 2226
Location : Toledo, Ohio, United States
Fan of : Rico, Bice
Original Characters : Kristal & Verotrois / Doc; Angel / Jack Keaton; Tiffany/Stefan
Comments : .
Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
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Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
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Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.
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John Doe faked his own death - twice.
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Enrica taught Jose everything he knows about the night sky.
Registration date : 2012-02-04
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OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Thescarredman wrote:Ahem... Blonde haired, blue eyed super-soldier... that's actually a little scary.
Il Direttore-
Forum Posts : 1003
Location : Chicago, Illinois, United States
Fan of : Henrietta, Triela
Original Characters : Lieutenant James Spettro/Caterina
Comments : In yon strait path a thousand may well be stopped by three. Now who will stand on either hand, and keep the bridge with me?’ -Horatius
Registration date : 2012-07-03
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Do I smell Smut Locker material?
taerKitty-
Forum Posts : 1211
Location : Pacific Northwest
Fan of : Claes
Original Characters : Dina & Paolo
Comments : The feelz... the feelz...
Registration date : 2012-01-22
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OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
No, you just smell Pizza.taerkitty wrote:Do I smell Smut Locker material?
Schaschanist-
Forum Posts : 816
Location : Germany
Fan of : Henrietta,Triela and Claes; Hydrangea
Original Characters : Etienne & Emilie or "Eti & Emi"
Comments : Emilie Valerie De Laroque, a 13 years old dark and gloomy part-french girl from Belgium, with excellent manners and a slight french accent...
Registration date : 2010-12-16
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Claes: I was sitting, reading as I do most days, when this broad came into my room. She had dark skin, blond hair, and the kind of legs that went all they way down to her feet. She stared at me, confused. Perhaps she had entered the wrong room, or perhaps she was confused by my appearance...
Triela: Claes, what are you talking about?
Claes: The broad knew exactly who I was. My reputation must have been getting better. By her puzzled, yet angry look, I knew she was upset about something. She likely suspected her husband of cheating on her. This would be a simple case.
Triela: You've been watching those noir films again, haven't you.
Claes: She knew a lot about me. Too much for anyone else. She was a PI too. "Come to size up the competition, have you?" I asked her, taking a sip of my tea, "Or just can't handle your case and need a professional’s help?"
Rico: *standing at the door in a waistcoat with a lolly cigarette hanging out her mouth* Evenin', doll face. Who's the broad?
Triela: *mumbling dejectedly into her pillow* And he let Rico watch it too.
Triela: Claes, what are you talking about?
Claes: The broad knew exactly who I was. My reputation must have been getting better. By her puzzled, yet angry look, I knew she was upset about something. She likely suspected her husband of cheating on her. This would be a simple case.
Triela: You've been watching those noir films again, haven't you.
Claes: She knew a lot about me. Too much for anyone else. She was a PI too. "Come to size up the competition, have you?" I asked her, taking a sip of my tea, "Or just can't handle your case and need a professional’s help?"
Rico: *standing at the door in a waistcoat with a lolly cigarette hanging out her mouth* Evenin', doll face. Who's the broad?
Triela: *mumbling dejectedly into her pillow* And he let Rico watch it too.
Three Dog-
Forum Posts : 1243
Location : The Evil Lair (South Australia)
Fan of : everyone but the man of many names: Jose/Guiseppe/Josef (And the comic space opera Scholck Mercenary)
Original Characters : Yes, and there are a lot (around 25-ish I think)
Comments : 42: Life is paradoxically coincidental to the ironical tyranny applicable to the unparalleled definition of the reverse entropy.
Registration date : 2012-03-27
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Hilarious. You could do a book-length fic of this. Next: Terminator movies.
Thescarredman-
Forum Posts : 2226
Location : Toledo, Ohio, United States
Fan of : Rico, Bice
Original Characters : Kristal & Verotrois / Doc; Angel / Jack Keaton; Tiffany/Stefan
Comments : .
Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
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Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
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Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.
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John Doe faked his own death - twice.
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Enrica taught Jose everything he knows about the night sky.
Registration date : 2012-02-04
Your character
OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Lol run the germans are back
Wingdking-
Forum Posts : 47
Location : Montana
Fan of : Gsg
Original Characters : frank
Comments : N/a
Registration date : 2013-01-22
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
*Treila running into the surgury room of the SWA hq with her handler in her arms*
Treila: Dr.Bianci?
*puts away surgical testing cat*
Dr.Bianchi: Yes Treila?
Treila: is there a way to wipe a handlers Memory of just one night?
Dr.Bianchi: possibly. are you wearing those panties that pricilla helped you buy?
*blushes*
Treila: yes... Wait, how do you know about those?
Dr.bianchi: the guy who Reviews the interrogation room tapes told me about it.
Treila: can you?
Dr.bianchi: sorry treila, but theres no way. i´d Need his permission and he´s probobly Forget the whole month if i tried.
Triela: danm, this is going to be some day isn´t it
Dr.Bianchi: isn´t this what you wanted
Treila: if you tell anybody else.....
Treila thinking to herself: well... this is going to be weird in the morning.
Treila: Dr.Bianci?
*puts away surgical testing cat*
Dr.Bianchi: Yes Treila?
Treila: is there a way to wipe a handlers Memory of just one night?
Dr.Bianchi: possibly. are you wearing those panties that pricilla helped you buy?
*blushes*
Treila: yes... Wait, how do you know about those?
Dr.bianchi: the guy who Reviews the interrogation room tapes told me about it.
Treila: can you?
Dr.bianchi: sorry treila, but theres no way. i´d Need his permission and he´s probobly Forget the whole month if i tried.
Triela: danm, this is going to be some day isn´t it
Dr.Bianchi: isn´t this what you wanted
Treila: if you tell anybody else.....
Treila thinking to herself: well... this is going to be weird in the morning.
restonme-
Forum Posts : 30
Location : U.S.A.
Fan of : gunslinger girl
Original Characters : Luciana
Comments : error 135625457....member is too awesome.....
Registration date : 2013-07-03
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Treila: hillshire, can we get a cat?
Hillshire: why?
Treia: so that we can get another pussy for you guys to perv on.
Hillshire:*facepalm*
Hillshire: why?
Treia: so that we can get another pussy for you guys to perv on.
Hillshire:*facepalm*
restonme-
Forum Posts : 30
Location : U.S.A.
Fan of : gunslinger girl
Original Characters : Luciana
Comments : error 135625457....member is too awesome.....
Registration date : 2013-07-03
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
John: *walks in from outside of the room, hears last line only, does an about face and marches out*
Officer_Charon-
Forum Posts : 1472
Location : Savannah, GA
Fan of : Triela, Claes
Original Characters : John Darme.
Registration date : 2010-09-16
Your character
OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Dr. Belgonchi: Bianchi! Go to SEARS and get me several 5/8th, this is going to need them!
ElfenMagix-
Forum Posts : 5682
Location : NYC NY, USA
Fan of : Pia, Elsa, Cleas, Triela...
Original Characters : Fernando & Rachel, Felix & Francesca
Comments : He has super powers. He is God.
Registration date : 2007-09-21
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Bianchi: UNC or Whitworth?ElfenMagix wrote:Dr. Belgonchi: Bianchi! Go to SEARS and get me several 5/8th, this is going to need them!
Alfisti-
Forum Posts : 5880
Location : A Town by the Sea, NSW Central Coast, Australia
Fan of : Triela, Hilshire, Priscilla, Ferro
Original Characters : Jethro + Monty
Comments : If in doubt, overdress.
Registration date : 2009-07-21
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Maria: Stares at her dinner plate for several moments and then looks apologetically at Jamie, Petra, and the others at the table next to her. "I can't eat this."
Others: Look up from their plates and stare at Maria. A bit of food falls from an open mouth.
Maria: "I'm not hungry."
Others: eyes widen
Jamie: Takes Maria's hands in hers and looks at Maria with teary eyes. "Please don't die!"
Maria: "That's not it. I'm not going to die."
Others: collective sighs of relief.
Maria: "I'm on a diet."
Others: Looks of terrified horror....
Others: Look up from their plates and stare at Maria. A bit of food falls from an open mouth.
Maria: "I'm not hungry."
Others: eyes widen
Jamie: Takes Maria's hands in hers and looks at Maria with teary eyes. "Please don't die!"
Maria: "That's not it. I'm not going to die."
Others: collective sighs of relief.
Maria: "I'm on a diet."
Others: Looks of terrified horror....
maverick375-
Forum Posts : 826
Location : Ohio
Fan of : manga
Original Characters : Jamie
Comments : GUNS!!!! MUWAHAHA
Oh, and swords. Swords are kewl too.
Registration date : 2009-03-20
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Maria, I take it, is an eating machine like Ayden.
Thescarredman-
Forum Posts : 2226
Location : Toledo, Ohio, United States
Fan of : Rico, Bice
Original Characters : Kristal & Verotrois / Doc; Angel / Jack Keaton; Tiffany/Stefan
Comments : .
Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
.
Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
.
Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.
.
John Doe faked his own death - twice.
.
Enrica taught Jose everything he knows about the night sky.
Registration date : 2012-02-04
Your character
OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
I'd imagine they're all gastro-vacuums, so they can maintain the energy output.
How about this line:
"If they make a movie about us, Signore Paolo, do you think you could get Jackie Evancho to play me?"
How about this line:
"If they make a movie about us, Signore Paolo, do you think you could get Jackie Evancho to play me?"
taerKitty-
Forum Posts : 1211
Location : Pacific Northwest
Fan of : Claes
Original Characters : Dina & Paolo
Comments : The feelz... the feelz...
Registration date : 2012-01-22
Your character
OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Henrietta: Jose, I need to talk to you.
Jose: Sure. What is it?
Henrietta: Jose, I can’t be Enrica for you anymore. I know you were a train wreck when we first met, and you needed to pretend with me. So I went along with it and did my best to be like her for you. But I can’t do it anymore. I’m worn out from pretending to be your little sister. I’m sorry.
Jose (nodding thoughtfully): You’re right, Henrietta. I have been treating you like my kid sister. It’s time to stop living a lie with you, and treat you like you deserve. I see that now.
Henrietta: Jose, do you mean it?
Jose: Absolutely. Report to the clinic first thing in the morning.
Henrietta: I was afraid you – what? Why?
Jose: I’m going to have them make you fifty centimeters taller and give you C cups. Why should Sandro have all the fun around here? Then I’ll buy something slinky for you to wear around the dorm instead of those ridiculous schoolgirl outfits.
Henrietta: Jose, that’s –
Jose:Hm. Now I’m picturing you as a blonde.
Henrietta: I’m picturing you in a ski mask.
Jose: Sure. What is it?
Henrietta: Jose, I can’t be Enrica for you anymore. I know you were a train wreck when we first met, and you needed to pretend with me. So I went along with it and did my best to be like her for you. But I can’t do it anymore. I’m worn out from pretending to be your little sister. I’m sorry.
Jose (nodding thoughtfully): You’re right, Henrietta. I have been treating you like my kid sister. It’s time to stop living a lie with you, and treat you like you deserve. I see that now.
Henrietta: Jose, do you mean it?
Jose: Absolutely. Report to the clinic first thing in the morning.
Henrietta: I was afraid you – what? Why?
Jose: I’m going to have them make you fifty centimeters taller and give you C cups. Why should Sandro have all the fun around here? Then I’ll buy something slinky for you to wear around the dorm instead of those ridiculous schoolgirl outfits.
Henrietta: Jose, that’s –
Jose:Hm. Now I’m picturing you as a blonde.
Henrietta: I’m picturing you in a ski mask.
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Thescarredman-
Forum Posts : 2226
Location : Toledo, Ohio, United States
Fan of : Rico, Bice
Original Characters : Kristal & Verotrois / Doc; Angel / Jack Keaton; Tiffany/Stefan
Comments : .
Mario Bossi would make a better handler than Marco Toni. Come to think of it, so would Christiano.
.
Elizaveta didn't jump - she was pushed.
.
Sofia was pregnant. It would have been a boy.
.
John Doe faked his own death - twice.
.
Enrica taught Jose everything he knows about the night sky.
Registration date : 2012-02-04
Your character
OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Beaten up Padania member: You expect me to talk?
Jean: No, You Padania Piece of Shit, I expect you to DIE!!!
Jean: No, You Padania Piece of Shit, I expect you to DIE!!!
ElfenMagix-
Forum Posts : 5682
Location : NYC NY, USA
Fan of : Pia, Elsa, Cleas, Triela...
Original Characters : Fernando & Rachel, Felix & Francesca
Comments : He has super powers. He is God.
Registration date : 2007-09-21
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Gigglesnort!Thescarredman wrote:Henrietta: I’m picturing you in a ski mask.
Speaking of lines that echo their origins, can you imagine Triela's reaction to someone saying, "Let's play doctor?"
taerKitty-
Forum Posts : 1211
Location : Pacific Northwest
Fan of : Claes
Original Characters : Dina & Paolo
Comments : The feelz... the feelz...
Registration date : 2012-01-22
Your character
OC genger: 40
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Nice one, TSM.
Mine's a little bit sweary so I put it in spoilers.
Mine's a little bit sweary so I put it in spoilers.
- Spoiler:
- Triela sits in remote café, enjoying a post-mission coffee and a few minutes without Hillshire before she has to return to Rome. Three men who had been little more than a nuisance on the mission enter the café, daring to sit at the same table as Triela. The look at her in what she assumes they thought was a threatening manner and then pulled out three Berettas. "We've got you now you little-"
"So, you are obviously the big dick," Triela interrupts, calmly putting her coffee down. It was time to make sure these men wouldn't bother her again without killing them. The woman normally at the counter was out the back some reason, so Triela was at least going to have fun with it. "That makes the men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls."
"These are gonna be your last words, so you'd best make 'em a prayer," the big dick warns, again trying his very hardest to be threatening.
Triela ignored him and continued on. "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... " the men glanced at their weapons and started to sweat, a sign of their growing concern as to whether or not this had been a good idea. Triela calmly but smoothly slipped her shotgun out of its double bass shaped carry case and puts it on the table, hand on the grip and , "... and the fact that I've got "Winchester Nineteen-Eighty-Seven" written down the side of mine Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
Without a word, but instead a terrified expression crossing the men's face, they scramble out the door, leaving their replicas behind. Triela quickly put her shotgun away and stuffed the replicas into the same case before the lady behind the counter returned and finished her coffee.
Three Dog-
Forum Posts : 1243
Location : The Evil Lair (South Australia)
Fan of : everyone but the man of many names: Jose/Guiseppe/Josef (And the comic space opera Scholck Mercenary)
Original Characters : Yes, and there are a lot (around 25-ish I think)
Comments : 42: Life is paradoxically coincidental to the ironical tyranny applicable to the unparalleled definition of the reverse entropy.
Registration date : 2012-03-27
Re: Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl
Good one Three Dog
PolosElite23-
Forum Posts : 936
Location : Ohio, USA
Fan of : Triela, Hillshire, and Angelica
Original Characters : Various
Comments : A journey of a lifetime starts with a blinking cursor.
Registration date : 2013-06-05
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