Lines you'd never hear in Gunslinger Girl

Marisa: When I grow up I want to become a nun.
Britney: So do I.

Hillshire: No! Triela i am your father,search your feelings, you know it to be true !

Henrietta: Do you ever wish you could swap your handler in for one that wasn't such a wuss? I sure do. I am so sick of Giuseppe & his goddamn gelato.

Awinnell wrote:Hillshire: No! Triela i am your father,search your feelings, you know it to be true !

Hilshire: You don't know the power of the Dōjinshi Side!

Odon wrote:Marisa: When I grow up I want to become a nun.
Britney: So do I.

Biff: I’m begging you, Brit - please let me make love to you!

Britney: Ew gross! Just the thought of sex makes me want to throw up!!

Claes: God, I am so bored! All I do is read, paint and pluck weeds; I would just kill for the chance to go out and kill somebody!

Kara: A Ferrari FF? No thank you; I'm much more interested in driving the Reva G-Wiz.

Allison: I've actually been looking at getting a Kenworth...

Lucy: I just love this newest version of Microsoft Windows; it's fantastic!

Petrushka: "Not tonight, Sandro."


Jean: "How's about a hug, Rico?"


Ferro: "Yayification!!!" , "Stained-Glass Yayness!!!"
Jose: -spits coffee all over Jean at seeing Ferro in a pinafore and skipping-

Lorenzo: "I'm getting too old for this shit."

Sandro: Not tonight, Petra.

Alessandro: "With hair, heels and attitude, honey, I am through the roof!"

Allison: "Oh, Brian, thank goodness you're here. The car won't go; I think there's something wrong with that big thing under the hood that usually makes a lot of noise."

Claes: "Damn these glasses, they make me look like a nerd. Contacts, please."

Giuseppe: "Get the fuck out of my room, Enrica. You're just a product of my alcohol-addled imagination."

Henrietta: "Giuseppe, praise the other cyborgs as much as you do me."

Kara: "Three hundred horsepower? Don't shit me. There's not even enough room in that compartment for one horse."

Lauro: "You'll never know just how proud I am of you, Elsa."

Liesel: "Clarice, let's do it and never stop."

Lorenzo (to Ferro): "Bitch, you'd better have my money."

Rico: "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

Triela: "In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"

Dante: I am so sorry for what I have done to you...
Jean: No! Its our fault for not understanding the plight of the North. We must forgive each other...

The two men embrace.


Beatrice while smiling: (Anything ever again.)

Claes:

...but what I really enjoy is waiting until everyone is gone and hanging around the dorm lighting my own farts with a Zippo I stole from Jean.

Yes, I know that one was tasteless.

It's not. I've always loved the idea that Claes secretly wants to let her hair down and go buck wild.

Though I must admit that I did not expect your example to be that hilariously extreme.

Beatrice: seriously , a bomb sniffer ? everyone else in the world uses a springer spaniel for that job !

Claes: It's Hammer Time!!



Triela: Yup, mine's bigger than yours.

ChaosKin640 wrote:Claes: God, I am so bored! All I do is read, paint and pluck weeds; I would just kill for the chance to go out and kill somebody!

Ten minutes later: Claes walks away from the SWA compound, minigun in hand. The compound explodes violently behind her.

Also:

Monty: The ending to Madoka was the next genre defining moment. It surpasses even Eva in it's deepness.

Jethro: You shut up Monty, nothing will ever compare to End of Evangelion!!

Tea- Alright that's it the next one of you that comes in here with blood stains all over there clothing can do there own #%$%$^%&%^#$%@ Laundry. I am Lorenzo's maid not your god dam house keepers.

Jean on why he joined up with the agency.

Jean- Revenge, no way. I want to use the girls to take over the country and make all the hot young ladies where tiny mini-skirts...

Ferro-

Jose- did you forget to take your medication again this morning

Jean- you'll help with that won't you. I bet you will like seeing all the ladies when you are older

Priscilla- Jean you realize that Rico is a girl right.

Jean-

Rico steping inbetween the ladies and Jean. Please do not disturb Jean when he is in his happy place

Petra- Sandro please stop I don't want to be your sperm dumpster

Elsa with Lauro in his 4X4 on their way to their fateful mission:
ELSA: 'Lauro I, I just want you to know that I'm going to do my best.'
LAURO: 'Oh yeah, that's good.' (he raises the volume on the radio)
ELSA: 'Oh snap, is that The Beatle's Dr. Robert?'
'Crank that bitch up baby, WoO0oO0o!!!!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFmSQKv8yF8
LAURO: 'Oy.'

Jose: "did anyone see what happened to the terrorists explosives ?"

Henrietta:"Yes Jose ! i have the Explosives in this pocket, the Detonators are in here as well !"

she thumps the pocket in question

Jose:" Shiiiitttttt !" as Henrietta vaporises herself

crazyidiot78 wrote:Petra- Sandro please stop I don't want to be your sperm dumpster

Monty: You know what? This can wait till tomorrow.

Charlie: I'm terrible at talking to girls, and I think sleeping with them is something that should be reserved for marriage.

maverick375 wrote:Petrushka: "Not tonight, Sandro."

And this is when Sandro realizes something is amiss, eventually leading to this conclusion.

Danjo3: "I wish Petra turned up in the series more often."

Jose going to battle borrowing a line from Thor!
"Have at thee mortals!"
(hmm... he may never say this, but ya know, it wouldn't so bad if he did......)

Nachtsider wrote:Danjo3: "I wish Petra turned up in the series more often."

Danjo: Why is that people cannot understand the awesomeness that is this girl?

"That's Mistress Triela to you, Hilshire!"

Henrietta: "Honestly, I can't stand the taste of Gelato. What would I give for a cheeseburger? *farts*"


Claes: *watching TV* "Ha! 'The Price is WRONG, bitch!'"

Triela: *reading a book. From the outside, it appears to be a tome of poetry, in the original German. Next view, from behind her, shows it to be a My Little Pony activity book*

Kara: "I'm so excited! Michele is going to take me clothes shopping this weekend at Value Village!"

Lorenzo: Let's face it; anyone who volunteers to work with brainwashed little girls is a closet paedophile!

Odon wrote:

Officer Charon wrote: Henrietta: "Honestly, I can't stand the taste of Gelato. What would I give for a cheeseburger? *farts*"
JOSE: 'Aww she farted, that's adorable you know?' 'F@cking precious....'
BARALLO: Damn it Herrietta, every time you doo that your skirt goes up,
do me a favor and change those panties, freakin' gross.'
RABALLO: 'I'm gonna report ya all'.
LAURO: 'You're killin' me, you know that?'
OLGA: 'No ya dim wit, I said spedanya, not I'm with Panania!'
JEAN: 'D'oh.'
HELEN (looking as nauseatingly cute as she can): I wish for piece on Earth and good will towards....'
EVERYONE ELSE INCLUDING CAPTURED PADANIA AGENTS: "shut the !#**&^%$ up!'
CONDITIONING DOCTOR: 'Heh heh, I've programmed Rico to fart incessantly every time Jean berates her!'

Nachtsider wrote: I've always loved the idea that Claes secretly wants to let her hair down and go buck wild.

Hmmm...now that's a story idea.

Claes, the long standing guinea-pig of the cyborg program gets a dose of a new conditioning cocktail one day and things go haywire. Gone is her reserved demeanour, as well as her inhibitions. With her knowledge of Section Two's inner workings it's easy for her to make up a fake ID, grab some petty cash, swipe some older looking clothes and Petra's make-up kit she sneaks off compound in the back of a contractor truck.

What follows is a mad dash to locate Claes, who leads her Agency friends on a wild chase around Rome, jumping from bars to concerts to clubs. Complicating things; the fratelli chasing her are trying to keep the whole incident secret from Jean and the higher-ups...limiting their resources.

Anyone want to take that one and run with it?

If anyone can do it, Sheo Darren can.

Nice idea Professor/Nachtsider, I can picture at least one of the girls thinking:
I just gotta get a shot of that stuff, it looks like fun! Seriously though, you guys got something interesting there, for sure.
Perhaps to add the action/suspense, not only evading Jean but maybe a somewhat suspicious Padania agent or two (or Padania-friendly local politician) tossed into the mix. With or without that however, I definitely look forward to reading it!

Jose: Henrietta you spoilt brat, I want to spend my Christmas getting drunk and carousing with women my own age, not driving aimlessly around the countryside with you!

Odon wrote:Jose: Henrietta you spoilt brat, I want to spend my Christmas getting drunk and carousing with women my own age, not driving aimlessly around the countryside with you!

You know, to be perfectly honest, I think that's how he must sometimes feel on the inside.

Nachtsider wrote:

Odon wrote:Jose: Henrietta you spoilt brat, I want to spend my Christmas getting drunk and carousing with women my own age, not driving aimlessly around the countryside with you!

You know, to be perfectly honest, I think that's how he must sometimes feel on the inside.

Going by the expression he was wearing after agreeing to... well... drive aimlessly around the countryside with 'Etta, I'd agree.

Of course if he'd vocalised that he may not have made it to Turin.

Monty: Group Hug!

Kara: "There's a White Sale at (J.C.) Pennys!"

Anchorman: A day after the Social Welfare Agency went public with the astonishing revelations of its secret governmental assassination programme, and the corridors of power still reverberate with the echoes of the great national... "meh". The collective shrug and yawn of indifference from all of Italy registered 5.4 on the Richter scale as everyone else got on with their lives, not particularly all that mithered about whatever detached arcane processes are going on behind the scenes. In fact, why is this even news? Let's break for lunch early. There's that new Indian place on the corner which looks like good value. Pietro, cut to commercials, will you?

I read that in Ron Burgundy's voice.

Nachtsider wrote:Triela: In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!

Marcello: In the name of the Moon, I shall bugger you!

Nachtsider wrote:If anyone can do it, Sheo Darren can.

Speaking of Sheo Darren:

After the incedent where Claes runs off to a bunch of clubs, concerts etc:


Triela: Bitch, what you think your doing, running off on me like that? You cheating on me? Hell no! You my bitch!

.... dammit, now _I_ may have write that...