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Here you go. There is invisible car that remind me of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's Invisible Boatmoble from Spongebob Squarepants.

i think this car really needs an invisible-mode:


The ugliest car ever, a Mohs Ostentatiene Opera Sedan from 1967.

The Ostentatienne Opera Sedan was offered at a F.O.B. price of $19,600 (1967), had a weight of 5,740 lb (2,600 kg), and sat on a 119 in (3.02 m) wheelbase. Prices have also been quoted at $25,600. [1] Tires for the vehicle were nitrogen filled 7.50?x20? (USA). The Ostentatienne was powered by an International Harvester truck engine. Entry into the car was from the rear; solid steel side rails (designed to protect passengers during a crash) prevented doors along the vehicles sides. The Ostentatienne could be ordered customized to suit its buyer?s wishes; Ming styled oriental rugs, refrigerators and sealed beam taillights were some of the options available. Production is estimated at three to four vehicles per year.

When you absolutely, positively, have to get every handler in the Agency pissed out of their minds...

Odon wrote:When you absolutely, positively, have to get every handler in the Agency pissed out of their minds...

Coincidentally, Allison bought one of these on the Top Gear Italy Road Trip.

This is the worst Rolls i have ever seen.

http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/rolls-royce-apparition-concept-spirit-of-ecstasy-100-2011-01-07?imageNo=0

That is a crime against aesthetics and legacy.

What worries me is that when Rolls-Royce released the 100EX Concept Car to celebrate their 100th Anniversary, they swore it would never be put into production, but a few years later we had the Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé (sans the concept's V16 engine).

So I'm worried this piece of rolling feces might actually show up in the PM's motorpool some day.

Kiskaloo wrote:So I'm worried this piece of rolling feces might actually show up in the PM's motorpool some day.

If I were a betting man I'd lay odds against it. Would Morgan try it? Sure. VW/Bugatti? Maybe.

But Rolls-Royce? Their buyers demand a reputation of stately conservatism and this certainly doesn't fit that description. Even the "wildest" Rolls model is pretty stodgy by mainstream standards and I doubt the company would be willing to risk its market image by putting such a thing into production.

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Kiskaloo wrote:So I'm worried this piece of rolling feces might actually show up in the PM's motorpool some day.

If I were a betting man I'd lay odds against it. Would Morgan try it? Sure. VW/Bugatti? Maybe.

But Rolls-Royce? Their buyers demand a reputation of stately conservatism and this certainly doesn't fit that description. Even the "wildest" Rolls model is pretty stodgy by mainstream standards and I doubt the company would be willing to risk its market image by putting such a thing into production.

Very true.

Kiskaloo wrote:

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Kiskaloo wrote:So I'm worried this piece of rolling feces might actually show up in the PM's motorpool some day.

If I were a betting man I'd lay odds against it. Would Morgan try it? Sure. VW/Bugatti? Maybe.

But Rolls-Royce? Their buyers demand a reputation of stately conservatism and this certainly doesn't fit that description. Even the "wildest" Rolls model is pretty stodgy by mainstream standards and I doubt the company would be willing to risk its market image by putting such a thing into production.

Very true.

I agree.

Yet more indignities are heaped upon Fernando's 928...


Rachel: Twice the cargo area. Do you think he'll like it?

Kara: Where's Francesca going to sit?

Rachel: Like I said...there's plenty of cargo area for her!

Professor Voodoo wrote:Yet more indignities are heaped upon Fernando's 928...


Rachel: Twice the cargo area. Do you think he'll like it?

Kara: Where's Francesca going to sit?

Rachel: Like I said...there's plenty of cargo area for her!

Porsche 928 Ute.... The Australians are intrigued, I imagine.

Later, Allison & Rachel take the Delta for a shake-down run.

Once again Rachel suggests a creative place for Francesca to sit...

Jean: And that ladies, is why we do not answer our cell phones while traveling in convoy!

Kara: "I was actually texting, sir."

Jean:

Kiskaloo wrote:Kara: "I was actually texting, sir."

Jean:

Marisa: (watching Jean yelling at Kara in the middle of the street) Wow, all of a sudden I'm kinda glad you won't let me get a cell phone.

Elio: And I'm extremely glad you'll never be old enough to drive.

Emilie: *texting a short message to Emiliano* "My mates here are some kind of useless. They really can break EVERYTHING.
Want to see you as soon as possible.
Bye, your Emilie."

Etienne: *shaking head* "Why did they still give them that expensive stuff? They really DO know what will happen again and again...."

schaschanist wrote:Emilie: *texting a short message to Emiliano* "My mates here are some kind of useless. They really can break EVERYTHING.
Want to see you as soon as possible.
Bye, your Emilie."

Etienne: *shaking head* "Why did they still give them that expensive stuff? They really DO know what will happen again and again...."

Monty: This is why I like to keep at least one international border between me and them... as permenatly as physically possible.

Alfisti wrote:

schaschanist wrote:Emilie: *texting a short message to Emiliano* "My mates here are some kind of useless. They really can break EVERYTHING.
Want to see you as soon as possible.
Bye, your Emilie."

Etienne: *shaking head* "Why did they still give them that expensive stuff? They really DO know what will happen again and again...."

Monty: This is why I like to keep at least one international border between me and them... as permenatly as physically possible.

Emilie: *to Monty* "This also is the reason why i like alot more to hang around with my 1st gen sisters than with most of the 2nd gens. They do not break everything they get into their hands and they are not that complicated."

Lucy: You obviously weren't around when Rico, Henrietta and Marisa broke Claes' garden and an agency van trying to learn how to drive. And for the record, the only thing I've ever broken was my own desk. And I have spares of those down at Q-branch waiting for me.

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Kiskaloo wrote:Kara: "I was actually texting, sir."

Jean:

Marisa: (watching Jean yelling at Kara in the middle of the street) Wow, all of a sudden I'm kinda glad you won't let me get a cell phone.

Elio: And I'm extremely glad you'll never be old enough to drive.

A Year Later...

Marisa: You sure this is going to work?

Rachel: You got all the fake papers saying you're an adult with a Pituitary Gland Deficency Problem?

Marisa: Lets see... fake birth certificate, fake medical charts, fake school records, fake medical notes... yeah... I got them all.

Rachel: Studied the Driver's Manual like I told you?

Marisa Yeah!

Rachel: Then lets go in...

*3 hours later at Italy's DMV Office in Rome, like everywhere else on the planet, 2.5 hour lines, 15 minute test...*

Marisa: I Got It! I Got It! I Passed The Test!!!

Rachel: Great... now you can ask Elio for driving lessons now that you got your learner's permit.

*at the cafeteria, at another canned ravioli dinner...*

Marisa: Elio... You know I dont ask for much but can you teach me how to drive? Please...

Elio: You're too young to drive and you dont even have a permit.

Marisa (showing off her newly acquired permit) : Oh Yes I Do!

*THUD!*

Marisa (fanning air at her handler with the food try) : Elio? Can you wake up please? Elio...?

Rachel: You Did What With my Car?!!

Francesca: All I did was tell Kara and Allison to raise the suspension just a bit...

LOL, that's funny. Kinda like the Rolls I saw online before.

It's finally spring-time in Italy, and the cyborgs turn their attention from cozy indoor tea parties to picnics outside on the lawns...


Kara: Careful with that saw Mari! Those are my fingers there!

Marisa: Oh relax...you've got ten of them.

Rachel: And if she hacks any off you can just walk over to the hospital and get new ones.

Also...

...just because his creator has been away from the forum for a couple of weeks doesn't mean Jay has stopped trying to cook hot-dogs in the dorm.

That reminds me ...

Doesn't Rico really enjoy washing clothes? And eating?






Could be a bad combination.

There was a whole series of these commercials around 2008? I remember some where they were cooking Kraft Dinner in car radiators, or co-ed saunas at a college ... can't find those ones on YouTube. Anyone else remember them?

Social Welfare Nation wrote:That reminds me ...

Doesn't Rico really enjoy washing clothes? And eating?
Could be a bad combination.

Oh god do not let the cyborgs see this commercial.

Jean: Don't worry, this is one of the many reasons why we ban televisions from the Cyborg Warehouse Facility.

Ferro: But Jean...they do see television while staying at hotels during missions.

Jean: Oh shit...check the laundry room.

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Meanwhile, at the laundry room...

Triela: Well that was a stupid idea.

Rico: It was worth a try.

Kara: "You deserve it for making box macaroni & cheese!"

Ripe for a potential Top Gear: Italy film, the cyborgs should next progress from cooking mac n' cheese in the washer to cooking using the engine of theirs or their handlers' vehicles: