Your destined 2D waifu

by 0utf0xZer0 Fri 4 Jun 2010 - 21:59

http://shindanmaker.com/23295

Here's what I got:
My real name: Illyasviel von Einzbern (Fate/Stay Night)
0utf0xZer0: Tomoyo Sakagami (Clannad)
Another username I use on computer sites: Azusa Nakano (K-On!)
My gmail username: Nadeko Sengoku (Bakemonogatari)

The real name of my best friend returns Hitagi Senjougahara, BTW.

by **Kiskaloo** Fri 4 Jun 2010 - 22:11

Real Name: Mizuki Himeji [姫路瑞希] from Baka to Test to Shōkanjū (she is my favorite character in that show)

Kiskaloo: Shana, which I am guessing is the lead character of Shakugan no Shana (which I have never seen)?

by Sakura Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 0:27

Does a program exist for girls, like a destined 2-D hubby? Your destined 2D waifu Icon_razz

by Awinnell Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 1:40

i got Ranka Lee ! to marry me on feb 2013 !

by tsundere9kagami2 Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 4:32

0utf0xZer0 wrote:http://shindanmaker.com/23295

Here's what I got:
My real name: Illyasviel von Einzbern (Fate/Stay Night)
0utf0xZer0: Tomoyo Sakagami (Clannad)
Another username I use on computer sites: Azusa Nakano (K-On!)
My gmail username: Nadeko Sengoku (Bakemonogatari)

The real name of my best friend returns Hitagi Senjougahara, BTW.

This was impulsively said by me when I read this.

"You fuckken pedo."

on to it then.
my real name I got Haruka Minami
My real name used by family got me Rin toshaka
Forum name tsun I got Mio Akiyama
Forum name Tsundere9kagami2 I got Eri Sawachika

also I typed in pickles and got misato katsuragi
I typed in get a life and it gave me Nemu Asakura

by 0utf0xZer0 Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 4:46

tsundere9kagami2 wrote:
This was impulsively said by me when I read this.

"You fuckken pedo."

To be fair, if we assume that all of the characters are their given ages at present, they'd all be at least 16 by the dates the generator gives and therefore legal in Canada.

Anyway, I decided to try some random combos:
Darth Vader: Hitagi Senjougahara (Who would wear the pants?)
Indiana Jones: Saber (Oh the irony)
Taiga Aisaka: Mikoto Misaka
Fate Testarossa: Hayate Yagami
Stephen Harper: Kanade Tachibana (I rage)
Jean-Luc Picard: Kanada Tachibana (I don't mind this one so much as the last).
Patrick Stewart: Mai Kawasumi
Jack Sparrow: Sawako Yamanaka (the teacher from K-On!... kind of works)
Nabeshin: Makoto Sawatari
Jesus Christ: Sakura Yoshino (the loli from Da Capo.. God is a lolicon?)
Jesus: Kotomi Ichinose (headdesk)
God: Chiaki Minami (Yup... lolicon)

by **boomer_gonz** Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 4:59

Got Haruna Sairenji from To Love-Ru who will marry me on August 2, 2012.

...

Well, at least I got a high-schooler. Razz

by tsundere9kagami2 Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 5:34

0utf0xZer0 wrote:
tsundere9kagami2 wrote:
This was impulsively said by me when I read this.

"You fuckken pedo."

To be fair, if we assume that all of the characters are their given ages at present, they'd all be at least 16 by the dates the generator gives and therefore legal in Canada.

no offense tho mate.

@boomer "kono lolicon domo me'

but we all got a little pedo in us (captian morgan pose)

by **Kiskaloo** Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 8:45

by Piero Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 12:28

0utf0xZer0 wrote:
Fate Testarossa: Hayate Yagami

On one hand it's cool that it actually came up with a character from the same franchise but on the other hand I have a problem with the fact that it came up with Hayate and not Nanoha. Laughing

Anyhow, real name: Tomoyo Sakagami from Clannad
Darthtabby: Tomoyo Sakagami from Clannad
Piero: Kotori Shirakawa from Da Capo (which I haven't seen)

Also Outfox, you seem to have forgotten that James T. Kirk got Yamada from B Gata H Kei. Razz

by 0utf0xZer0 Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 13:03

Piero wrote:
0utf0xZer0 wrote:
Fate Testarossa: Hayate Yagami

On one hand it's cool that it actually came up with a character from the same franchise but on the other hand I have a problem with the fact that it came up with Hayate and not Nanoha.

Anyhow, real name: Tomoyo Sakagami from Clannad
Darthtabby: Tomoyo Sakagami from Clannad
Piero: Kotori Shirakawa from Da Capo (which I haven't seen)

Also Outfox, you seem to have forgotten that James T. Kirk got Yamada from B Gata H Kei.

darthtabby gets Tomoyo. Darthtabby gets Mari Illustrious Makinami. Capitalization matters.

A few more:

Malcolm Reynolds: Shoko Kirishima
Rin Tohsaka: Saber
Deus (Latin name for God): Nadeko Sengoku (And another loli for God...)
Yahweh (Hebrew name for God): Yuki Nagato (interesting one...)
Pedobear: Minami Shimada (Who is merely flat, not loli. Fail.)
penis: Hideyoshi Kinoshita (oh the irony)

by Five_X Sat 5 Jun 2010 - 15:21

Wow. The Rin/Saber thing kinda makes sense, if you've read the visual novel.

Some I tried:

YouTube: Makoto from Kanon Razz

Jimi Hendrix: Ritsu from K-On! (a sign?)
Sakura Matou: Azu-nyan!
Emiya Shiro: Yamada from B Gata H Kei. Epic Win.
Optimus Prime: Misato Katsuragi of NGE. Actually makes sense.
Megatron,: however, gets Mai from Kanon.
Shiki Tohno: Saber. Pretty cool.
Albert Einstein: Sheryl Nome of Macross Frontier Razz

Nikola Tesla: Ilya!! Best team ever right there.
Gandalf the White: Haruhi Suzumiya. Hehehehe.
Sam and Frodo: both get Angel Beats girls.
Aragorn: has to fight YouTube over Makoto, it seems.
Ciel: Rin Tohsaka. Quite a few Type-Moon ships here, it seems.

I don't think the Tsukihime girls are in this, unfortunately. Isn't it sad, Sacchin~? ;_;

by **rusty-spring** Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 2:13

I got Karen Sonomiya (I have no idea who she is) and for a second entry I got Kanade Tachibana (I have no idea who she is.)

Um...hurrah? Your destined 2D waifu Icon_scratch

by 0utf0xZer0 Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 2:51

rusty-spring wrote:I got Karen Sonomiya (I have no idea who she is) and for a second entry I got Kanade Tachibana (I have no idea who she is.)

Um...hurrah?

Kanade Tachibana is the real name of Tenshi/Angel from Angel Beats!:
http://moe.imouto.org/post/show/132905/467-angel_beats-otonashi-seifuku-tenshi

A couple more silly ones:
Hugh Heffner: Nemu Asakura
Duke Nukem: C.C.
Joseph Stalin: Kuroko Shirai
Kane: Kobato Hanato
Krauser II (Detroit Metal City): Mio Akiyama (DUDE!)
Jagi (Detroit Metal City): Urd
Camus (Detroit Metal City): Kanade Tachibana
Akio Furukawa: Kotomi Ichinose (And he said his daughter was cuter...)
Arnold Schwarzeneggar: Saber
Satan: Nadeko Sengokui
Lucifer: Ayu Tsukimiya

Edit: and for Megatokyo fans:
Piro: Hitagi Senjougahara
Largo: Ilyasviel von Einzbern

...interesting combos there.

by **Kiskaloo** Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 9:42

rusty-spring wrote:I got...Kanade Tachibana

Um...hurrah?

If you don't want her, I'll marry her. Smile

by Guest Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 10:33

Heres what I got
Real name- Kobato Hanato
Full name- Kotori Shirakawa
crazyidiot78- Fumino Serizawa (i dunno who that is)
email- Otoha Sakurano

by Awinnell Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 12:20

Adama=Ayu Tsukimiya
apollo=Evangeline A.K Mcdowell
Starbuck=Haruka Minami
Zaphod Beeblebrox=Kobato Hanato
Arthur Dent=Konoka Konoe
Blackadder=Haruhi Suzumiya
Baldrick= Mina Yayoi

by **boomer_gonz** Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 13:16

Awinnell wrote:
Blackadder=Haruhi Suzumiya

by Awinnell Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 13:59

boomer_gonz wrote:
Awinnell wrote:
Blackadder=Haruhi Suzumiya

I know ,i lolled ! Your destined 2D waifu 2752

by KodokuRyuu Sun 6 Jun 2010 - 22:25

Hey guys, if you get one you don't know (I got a bunch... okay, all of mine were), go to MyAnimeList.net and look it up. Just make sure you set the search type to "character".

by Toma-kun Mon 7 Jun 2010 - 19:50

Using my real name got me Saki Miyanaga, who I guess is some high school gal with a knack for mahjong.

I wonder how this thing determines the outcomes.

by KodokuRyuu Mon 7 Jun 2010 - 22:43

Toma-kun wrote:I wonder how this thing determines the outcomes.

It's most likely some kind of mathematical formula. Characters are stored as numbers in computers, and those numbers can have mathematical equations preformed on them. If you take every input and manipulate it down to a number in a particular range, you can use that number to pick a name from a list (and those named are indexed with numbers). It's a fairly simple process once you know what you want.

by **Nachtsider** Tue 8 Jun 2010 - 7:23

So ronery.

by Awinnell Tue 8 Jun 2010 - 8:40

Nachtsider wrote:So ronery.

ROFL !!! i just put in Kim Jong IL and got Kaname Chidori !! Your destined 2D waifu 249988

now thats a wedding i'd pay to see happen !

by Godot Wed 9 Jun 2010 - 1:57

Godot: Nagi Sanzen'in
Your destined 2D waifu 249988

by SPARTAN 119 Sat 12 Jun 2010 - 23:50

I have no idea who it placed me with when I used my real name, but using SPARTAN 119 yielded Konata Izumi. I call bullshit on that one, I have never liked Lucky Star, and besides, everyone knows my real waifu is Saeko Busujima of Highschool of the Dead.

Random names I used, mostly based off characters in games lying on the table next to me:

James Ramirez (Call of Duty 4): Hitagi Senjougahara (Bakemonogatari)
John "Soap" MacTavish (Also of COD 4): Kyou Fujibayashi (Clannad)
SPARTAN 117 (Halo): Luka Megurine (Vocaloid)
Mattias Nilsson (Mercenaries): Ilya von Einzbern (Fate/Stay Night)

And a real person I'm surprised no one put:

George W. Bush: Rei Ayanami (Evangelion) Actually, it's interesting it came out as and Eva character, because I've heard rumors of an Asuka x George W. Bush photoshop hentai pic hidden somewhere in the internet.

by theprodigalson Sun 13 Jun 2010 - 12:02

I got Yuri from Angel Beats in March of 2011. I'll probably just hand over my pants now to get it over with though...

by Awinnell Sun 13 Jun 2010 - 15:34

jeremy clarkson is destined to marry Eika Ichijo on November 23, 2011 おめでとう^o^/ !!
james may is destined to marry Yui (AngelBeats) on November 13, 2011
Richard Hammond is destined to marry Haruka Minami on June 28, 2011

by **Tommygunner70** Mon 14 Jun 2010 - 1:12

Thomas Coenraad Helsdingen(me real name) is destined to marry Yakumo Tsukamoto (School Rumble)

Tommygunner70 is destined to marry Kazari Uiharu (Toaru Kagaku no Railgun)

by MP5 Mon 14 Jun 2010 - 16:24

That's strange, Tommy, I got the same result when I put in my dA name.

"MP5" got me Elise von Dietrich from Sky Girls.

My real name in Western conventions got me Mayoi Hachikuji, whereas in eastern conventions, I got... Konata Izumi.

Let's put in my OC's names...

Scott Koch: Aya Toujou (Ichigo 100%)
Brian McDonnell: Rei Ayanami (NGE)
(More to come later)

by **Tommygunner70** Mon 14 Jun 2010 - 17:08

Western/eastern conversions?

I just dropped my name in it as is. plain old English/Dutch.

Hmmm... Might try putting my character names in later on after I've been to bed. :p

by Jacen Starslayer Mon 14 Jun 2010 - 18:47

Blast I'm not familiar with any of them.

My full name: Minami Shimada (Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu)
Jacen Starslayer: Kotomi Ichinose (CLANNAD)
My Gmail: Tenma Tsukamoto (School Rumble)
My most used screenname (HlyDrgnKnight): Kanade Tachibana (Angel Beats)

by **Kiskaloo** Mon 14 Jun 2010 - 18:48

I'm holding out for Yawara Inokuma or Kanade Tachibana. Holier-than-thou

by 0utf0xZer0 Mon 14 Jun 2010 - 23:05

Jacen Starslayer wrote:Blast I'm not familiar with any of them.

My full name: Minami Shimada (Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu)
Jacen Starslayer: Kotomi Ichinose (CLANNAD)
My Gmail: Tenma Tsukamoto (School Rumble)
My most used screenname: Kanade Tachibana (Angel Beats)

Kotomi Ichinose = 17-ish year old eccentric genius girl with no social sense and big boobs. Also a knockout violin player:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKPJfhXSbFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MyOFxfiAnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xPaEDShSFw

One of my favourite characters, actually. Kanade is pretty cute too.

Oh, and Tommygunner, Kazari Uiharu (The one on the left here) is pretty cute too, and she has pretty good computer skills. Although she's like 14.

by **Tommygunner70** Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 0:48

0utf0xZer0 wrote:

Oh, and Tommygunner, Kazari Uiharu (The one on the left here) is pretty cute too, and she has pretty good computer skills. Although she's like 14.

Already knew what she looked like when I looked up what series he's from, Also knew about her age but I didn't know she was good with computers though. Heh, one computer nerd to another, its fitting :p

by theprodigalson Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 19:28

Seriously though Tommy, she's in middle school. Now I don't claim to know your nation's laws but you may want to keep this "marriage" under the rug. She is my favorite adorable character though.

by **Kiskaloo** Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 20:25

All the cute anime girls nowadays are in elementary or middle school.

Oh for more girls like the Sage Wolf Horo - she's ancient, but she still looks damn good.

by **boomer_gonz** Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 21:05

That why I said "At least I got a high schooler. "

by **Tommygunner70** Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 21:58

theprodigalson wrote:Seriously though Tommy, she's in middle school. Now I don't claim to know your nation's laws but you may want to keep this "marriage" under the rug. She is my favorite adorable character though.

Hmm hello? Already said that I knew about her age. Everything else is just for shits and giggles. Do I look like some sort of Pedophile to you?

by **Nachtsider** Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 22:51

Rassa frassa Japanese. I miss the days when they could actually create hot female protagonists who were also of age or older.

Delicious Motoko Kusanagi.

by **rusty-spring** Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 23:04

Nachtsider wrote:Delicious Motoko Kusanagi.

by **Tommygunner70** Tue 15 Jun 2010 - 23:42

Nachtsider wrote:Rassa frassa Japanese. I miss the days when they could actually create hot female protagonists who were also of age or older.

Delicious Motoko Kusanagi.

Your destined 2D waifu 546seal-of-approval

Motoko "The Major" Kusanagi, now she is my kind of women.

Quoting Spike Spiegel: "I love a women who can kick my ass."

by 0utf0xZer0 Wed 16 Jun 2010 - 3:23

theprodigalson wrote:Seriously though Tommy, she's in middle school. Now I don't claim to know your nation's laws but you may want to keep this "marriage" under the rug. She is my favorite adorable character though.

Also bare in mind that the date given if you enter his name is in August 2013. If you assume that Railgun takes place in the present, she'd be 17.

Of course, it's debatable with Railgun is intended to take place in the present, so perhaps it's not as effective an argument as me pointing out Nadeko (the youngest character I drew) would be legal in Canada by December 2012. The people who drew Chiaki Minami are the really screwed ones since she's a fifth grader, but the only name that I've drawn that for so far is God, whom presumably is not bound to human law.

...So yeah. Uh, look, a cute Uiharu cosplayer!
http://kimokamehirosyu.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-49.html

by **Tommygunner70** Wed 16 Jun 2010 - 7:08

You do have a good point there Outfox. But then by the time the marriage date hits, will the character still have its original appeal?

Sure Kazari Uiharu looks cute now but what is she going to look like when she's 18? She might turn out to be this drop dead gorgeous dame, but she could turn out to be your average overweight computer geek just as well.

And having been married once already, I can say that married life is more fun when the person you love is sentient as well. Though its a fun Idea to 'marry' your favorite character as some Japanese are already doing. But really, how are you going to make the final step to truly be husband and wife? screwing a picture or a screen on which said Waifu appears on doesn't really count as it doesn't take your virginity away.

My standpoint on anime Waifu: A nice thought to entertain yourself with. Other then that, yeah nice imagination you got there.

BTW: (18 is the legal age of consent/marriage in the Netherlands)

by SPARTAN 119 Sun 18 Jul 2010 - 20:54

More Type-Moon pairing fun:

Enjou Tomoe (Kara No Kyoukai)x Rin Tohsaka

unfortunately, it ends here, depending on spelling, Shiki Ryougi (also KnK) will end up with either Setsuna Sakurazaki or Ui Hirasawa

More KnK crack pairings: Araya Souren x Mayoi Hachikuji

also Canaan x Kana Minami

Alphaard x Asuka Langley

by Five_X Sun 18 Jul 2010 - 22:50

Yay! Type-Moon!

The Tomoe x Rin one is awesome, 'cause the guy looks a LOT like Shirou.

Unfortunately, Tsukihime has no entries, which is kinda dumb. Those characters should be added.

To add to the Type-Moon pairings:

Shiki Tohno x Saber
Rin Tohsaka x Saber
Ciel x Rin Tohsaka
Then again, "A living beanbag chair is destined to marry Rin Tosaka on September 14,
2013 おめでとう^o^/ !! "

Also, Cthulhu x Rei Ayanami Your destined 2D waifu 490494

by Piero Sun 18 Jul 2010 - 23:14

SPARTAN 119 wrote:Alphaard x Asuka Langley

I am seriously wondering how the hell that one would play out...

by SPARTAN 119 Tue 20 Jul 2010 - 8:40

Surprised no one put these ones in:
Triela x Misato Katsuragi
Etta x Ai Enma
Rico x Minami Shimada
Angie x Orihime Inoue
Freda Claes Johansson x Mai Kawasumi
Petra x Shiina (Angel Beats)
Jean x Yamada (B Gata H Kei)
Jose x Yuki Nagato
Victor "Hillshire" Hartmann x Kyou Fujibayashi
Marco x Yuri (Angel Beats)
Sandro x Tsukasa Kasuga

by 0utf0xZer0 Tue 20 Jul 2010 - 19:26

SPARTAN 119 wrote:Surprised no one put these ones in:
Freda Claes Johansson x Mai Kawasumi

HOT.

Also, LOL at Cthulu X Rei and Etta X Enma Ai.

by H_Wimbleton Thu 12 Aug 2010 - 0:01

Real name (Vilacak Sivixay): Asuka Langley Soryu on July 27, 2013
H_Wimbleton: Asuka Langley Soryu on September 19, 2012

.......... yay I get a redheaded German pilot lulwut?

EDIT: Also for lulz:

Chris Hansen is destined to marry Yuki Nagato on July 8, 2013

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