Random B&B

I came across this image I just had to share. It’s a perfect picture of Britney and Annalillia.

One of the other guys posted this in the 'Girls with Guns' thread, Danjo. Any chance of it being Brit woken up after a rough night?

https://servimg.com/view/14540496/793

I agree Danjo!

Nachtsider wrote:One of the other guys posted this in the 'Girls with Guns' thread, Danjo. Any chance of it being Brit woken up after a rough night?

https://servimg.com/view/14540496/793

People need to learn not to mess with Brit until she’s had her first cup of coffee.

As you all know, Britney as long since left Section 2 and has grown into adulthood. Though she no longer has the weapons she used at the Agency, old habits die hard, and she still enjoys target shooting. When she came across this pistol, she obviously had to have it. She also can’t resist showing it off.



To all you perverts out there: You’re suppose to be admiring Britney's pistol, not her ass!

Danjo3 wrote:As you all know, Britney as long since left Section 2 and has grown into adulthood. Though she no longer has the weapons she used at the Agency, old habits die hard, and she still enjoys target shooting. When she came across this pistol, she obviously had to have it. She also can’t resist showing it off.



To all you perverts out there: You’re suppose to be admiring Britney's pistol, not her ass!

Pistol ? what pistol ?

Actually, I really did only pay attention to the pistol .

'Little Britney' is not little no more....
Come baaaaaack handler Britney? *wink, wink*

Danjo3 wrote:As you all know, Britney as long since left Section 2 and has grown into adulthood. Though she no longer has the weapons she used at the Agency, old habits die hard, and she still enjoys target shooting. When she came across this pistol, she obviously had to have it. She also can’t resist showing it off.



To all you perverts out there: You’re suppose to be admiring Britney's pistol, not her ass!

THe pink grip suits her personality I think.

Nachtsider wrote:

This. Also, what happened to Brit's Trigger Discipline?

When you're two seconds away from shooting a target, trigger discipline can come off.

Danjo3 wrote:
To all you perverts out there: You’re suppose to be admiring Britney's pistol, not her ass!

Judging by the rest of the pic; Brittany appears to be on a topless beach. Old habits die hard indeed, and as you said Brittany loves showing off. My only question is, why are you acting like she doesn't prefer to be admired for all her assets.

boomer_gonz wrote:My only question is, why are you acting like she doesn't prefer to be admired for all her assets.

You got me there. After all, she is a notorious exabitionist. Kind of hard to believe she’s someone’s mother now.

Danjo3 wrote:

boomer_gonz wrote:My only question is, why are you acting like she doesn't prefer to be admired for all her assets.

You got me there. After all, she is a notorious exabitionist. Kind of hard to believe she’s someone’s mother now.

The whole "Do as I say and not as I did!" bit?

boomer_gonz wrote:The whole "Do as I say and not as I did!" bit?

Britney: (To her future daughter) Whoa! Hold on there. You’re not going anywhere dressed like that.

Daughter: Like what?

Britney: Like a little tramp!

Daughter: Oh please! I’ve seen pictures of how you used to dress.

Britney: We’re not talking about me. Now get your butt back upstairs and put some clothes on.

Daughter: But, mom…

Britney: As long as you’re living under my roof, you’re going to play by my rules.

Daughter: (Turning to her father) Dad?

Amadeo: Listen to your mother, Princess.

Daughter: Fine! (Storms off to her room) As soon as I turn 18 I’m soooo out of here!

Britney: I’ll help you pack! (Turns to Amadeo) This is your fault you know. With all that Italian blood in her she can’t help but have a fucked-attitude.

Amadeo: Here we go again. Why is it that her Italian half is only responsible for the bad things she does?

Britney: Well she certainly doesn’t get any of that from me.

Amadeo: (Rolls his eyes) Oh, of course not. I don’t know what I was thinking.

Alternate ending...

Danjo3 wrote:Britney: (To her future daughter) Whoa! Hold on there. You’re not going anywhere dressed like that.

Daughter: Like what?

Britney: Like a little tramp!

Daughter: But I got this out of your closet!

Amadeo: D'oh!

Britney: You're not helping!

Another day...

Daughter: Daddy, I'm going to the beach with friends. Which swimsuit do you think I should wear? (holds up two equally skimpy bikinis)

Amadeo: Both of them!

For the record; Elio has forbidden Marisa from wearing a 2-piece bikini until she's 40.

Ooh, I like this game.

Some years into the future...

Allison (now nearing her 40s): Shelby Daytona Valentine, don't you dare move another step! You are not going to the beach dressed like that!

Shelby (now in her teens): Dressed like what, mom?

Allison: You know what I'm talking about, young lady! We are a McLaren family; the only time I would ever think that trash you're wearing is appropriate would be losing a bet to your Aunt Kara!

Shelby: Gee mom, that's strange, because not only did I find this in your closet, but I heard straight from dad that you wore *this* very Scuderia Ferrari bikini when you two went on swimming dates when you guys were my age!

Allison: (now very red and whirling on her husband) You told her?!

Jay: She asked me the story of how I met her mother, and I guess it kinda slipped out...

Allison: You're unbelievable! That's it, the pillow wall will be in effect between us tonight!

Jay: Nooooo! Not the Pillow Wall!

I now present to you yet another interpretation of your favorite fratello, Biff and little Britney. This one comes to us from our very own and very talented Triela.

Powerfully awesome.

Biff Steele has a face?!?

Excellent! (which reminds me about contracting her to draw me a couple of pics for $)

Wow! That's really cool!

Glad you guys approve! ^__^ I had fun drawing it.

This is for you Danjo. It's a thank you for the generous tip you gave me. ^_^

Professor Voodoo wrote:Biff Steele has a face?!?

Pretty cool, huh? And all this time we had nothing to go on except Brock Samson.

Wow, awesomely done.

It is an honor to finally give Biff a face! XD