Whose OC will use this M4 modiified?

LoC978 wrote:...or just had all of em buff up enough to carry an M60:

I have 2 reactions:
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emperor wrote:

It's lovely,is it?

Y'all know that it's not a M203 slung under the barrel right? It's a Cobray 37mm flare launcher.

thought it looked a little odd...

...ah, that's better ('cept for the crappy backup sight )

Allison wouldn't be above using an M4 SOPMOD of some sort, but she already uses the HK416, and most of the time, she packs a Tavor.

lulz Yeah, my OC Evanna uses that M4.

LoC978 wrote:thought it looked a little odd...

...ah, that's better ('cept for the crappy backup sight )

The coffee pot is a perfect touch...a still-life straight out of the SWA dorm.

Professor Voodoo wrote:

LoC978 wrote:thought it looked a little odd...

...ah, that's better ('cept for the crappy backup sight )

The coffee pot is a perfect touch...a still-life straight out of the SWA dorm.

Hmm, I daresay; that image is giving me a story idea. Now if only I can get Danjo3 to lend me his OC's.

I sense a disturbance in the force...

hello kitty is takeing over the arms market

Yeah there is a pic of a guy firing a pink Hello Kitty M-16.

funkmachine wrote:

I'm not a photo analyst, but I'm pretty confident in saying this is a photoshop. Someone just messed with hue/saturation and pasted a Hello Kitty logo.

That said, only a truly confident man could roll with a anodized pink handgun.

Sometimes, people do it "for the lulz." I know it's only airsoft, but my friends and I took a distant friend's XM8 that was painted Hello Kitty pink and white for laughs and decided to sign it. But then our own sick, twisted sense of humor prompted us to do more than just sign it....

Henceforth, when he finally got the gun, it had not just signatures all over it, but at least several penises drawn all over the gun in sharpie marker.


Yeah....

Jean calls a mass briefing of all non-deployed fratelli. The girls' classroom is the only room big enough:

Jean: Gentlemen...and particularly ladies, as I'm sure you know, Section 2 of the Social Welfare Agency is a beyond top secret organization.
Rule #1; You don't talk about Section 2.
Rule #2; You do not talk about Section 2!

Clayland: (whispering) Who the hell has been loaning Brad Pitt movies to Jean?
Biff Steele: Sorry, that was me.

Jean: (continuing) So if nobody has been talking about Section 2, WHY are we getting personalized weapon catalogs in the mail!? (brandishes a stack of catalogs in his left hand)

Britney: (franticly waving her hand) Ohh, ohh! Can I get a turquoise SIG with a surfboard laser-etched on the side!?
Kara: I want a Ferrari logo on mine!
Agapita: Do they have any mortars that go with my new shoes?

Pink Hello Kitty Guns have been around for years!







and of course...

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As for their cyborg-cyber squad, every fratello team gets:

Rachel: Glad I already got my order in before the heat came down.
Marisa: Huh? You don't strike me as a Hello Kitty kind of girl.
Rachel: No...I ordered an old fashioned revolver that makes a pop sound and shoots out a *BANG* flag when you pull the trigger.
Marisa: I don't get it.
Rachel: The flag post is made of sharpened steel. So as soon as the bad guy relaxes, thinking he's spared, you stab him in the face!
Marisa: (wide eyed and green with envy) That is so friggin' awesome!

That pink laptop!!

Hello Kitty XM8? Smells fishy...

On the other side of the world....

Splintered Soul wrote:

Hello Kitty XM8? Smells fishy...

If Kara did that to her XM8, there would be serious retribution.

Splintered Soul wrote:
Hello Kitty XM8? Smells fishy...

I see what you did there...

Kisk wrote:If Kara did that to her XM8, there would be serious retribution.

Retribution? From who, Michele?

Michele: Young lady, I am very upset with you! What were you thinking? I've got a good mind to make you go buy a new outfit to match that monstrosity!

Kara: I'm sorry...can I borrow your credit card?

Michele: Here! And don't forget the new boots to go with it!

You right Michele better than I do, PV.

its spreading !

Dear god in heaven.

Awinnell wrote:its spreading !

I'd say this is the worst one yet, but that would be a mistake. It would be seen as a challenge & set off a forum-wide quest to find the most ridiculous looking firearm on the internet.


Meanwhile...Jean and Elio watch Michele "scold" Kara from afar...

Elio: You know, the worst part is, Pagani actually thinks he is being strict with her.

Jean: Well, if Kara is driving into town I'm going to have her pick up another bottle of aspirin for me.

Elio: You're out again?

Jean: Yes! And why the hell do you think that is!?

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Splintered Soul wrote:
Hello Kitty XM8? Smells fishy...

I see what you did there...

Kisk wrote:If Kara did that to her XM8, there would be serious retribution.

Retribution? From who, Michele?

Michele: Young lady, I am very upset with you! What were you thinking? I've got a good mind to make you go buy a new outfit to match that monstrosity!

Kara: I'm sorry...can I borrow your credit card?

Kara took advantage of her New York vacation to get her matching outfit:

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Awinnell wrote:its spreading !

I'd say this is the worst one yet, but that would be a mistake. It would be seen as a challenge & set off a forum-wide quest to find the most ridiculous looking firearm on the internet.

I think you just inadvertently did. Although I wonder if this might almost be considered camouflage, you know, if you ever have to do an operation in a carpet warehouse.

Splintered Soul wrote:
I think you just inadvertently did. Although I wonder if this might almost be considered camouflage, you know, if you ever have to do an operation in a carpet warehouse.

Maybe it's to help conceal it in your pimp-cloak?

Somehow the words "pimp" and "conceal" just don't seem to work in the same sentence. XD

Here, let's help round the pimp-arsenal out a bit.




Is Rico going through a gangsta phase?

the world smallist gun go's pimp

yes thats a diamond-studde grip.
it just to bad it's 2.34mm and that the gun is so small.

still $60,000

Now that's what I call a squirrel gun.

If this is an arms race of the ridiculous & tasteless, this is the atomic bomb...
Please tell me no ones OC would beg her handler for these!

Kara:

Claes:

In the early days, the SWA had a near unlimited budget, and personalized weapons were a common sight around the compound...


...but that could not last forever, and soon the Section 2 cyborgs were forced to find more economical ways of completing their missions.

Professor Voodoo wrote:
...but that could not last forever, and soon the Section 2 cyborgs were forced to find more economical ways of completing their missions.

Field trials initially run by Petra.

I call it Vera.

Take care the stock doesn't catch fire.

The Callahan is an AK?

Alfisti wrote:

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Field trials initially run by Petra.

Well, she's got some experience, but I'd actually imagined Robert Frazer's warring room-mates Agapita & Piera being sent out to the range to test this new weapon.

Agapita: Okay, you hold the yoke and I'll pull.
Piera: Hell no...you're just going to crack me in the skull! You hold the yoke!
Agapita: (grumbling) Alright...sheesh, there's no trust in the world anymore...
Piera hauls back and releases, nailing Agapita right in the back of her head.
Agapita: OOOWWWW! You bitch!

A fortnight or so later, A&A and M&P are assigned on a joint operation to clear out a Padanian cell.

Avise: Remember the plan, Agapita: the objective is to eliminate the enemy. Their building is situated across a wide range of open ground to which an attack would be exposed and cut to ribbons on the advance, so your main effort is to deploy smoke to cover Piera's advance as she storms the building.

Agapita: Certainly, sir, I can place a bomb down on a penny! Calculate angle, set fuse, adjust for wind... wrath borne on the wings of the seraph!

DHOO!

Meanwhile, a quarter-mile up the road...

Piera: What's keeping that bint... don't tell me she and that mumming moron Mancini are off on another prayer session. I know what priests get up to in those confessionals...

Eeeeeeeee...

Piera: Ah, here it comes, finally.

eeeeeeee...

Piera: Wait for it...

EeeeeeeeeeBONK!

Piera: OW MY HEAD THAT HURT GODFUCKINGDAMNIT--

Pshhhhhhhhffffffffffffff!

Piera: URGH KAFF KAFF KOFF CAN'T BREATHE HAK HAK SPLUTTER--

Budda! Budda! Budda!

Piera: --huff, kaff, hurgh, now they're shooting at me! Oh, I'll remember this you prissy little missy! Eat lead you Milanese motherf...

Quarter-mile behind the front line...

Agapita: Oh dear, how careless of me. I seem to have made my first bomb a couple of degrees too short. That's embarrassing.

Avise: Agapita... you wouldn't be undermining the mission with 'unassigned objectives' would you?

Agapita loads and launches another mortar-bomb (DHOO!), and shakes her head vigorously as she sets up a third.

Agapita: Oh, of course not, sir, perish the thought. I'm still operating within the parameters of your orders. Piera will be charging out from the smoke...

Professor Voodoo wrote: Agapita: OOOWWWW! You bitch!

Robert Frazer wrote:Piera: OW MY HEAD THAT HURT GODFUCKINGDAMNIT--

Lorenzo: (looking out his window and completely misinterpreting the situation) Will you look at that? If only all the cyborgs got along as well as Agapita & Piera...they've even gotten matching dents in their heads!

Elio: You have got to stop drinking during office hours, mate.

ElfenMagix wrote:Pink Hello Kitty Guns have been around for years!

shopped!
NOONE MAKES A USP LOOK LIKE THAT! I LOVE USPs!

In time, the "Culture of Cuteness" that pervaded Section 2 began to rub off on even their GIS comrades...

Professor Voodoo wrote:In time, the "Culture of Cuteness" that pervaded Section 2 began to rub off on even their GIS comrades...

Terrorist: Oh look, a lolcat!

Israeli soldier: I can has 9mm?

reminds me of the game Postal,cats used as silencers !

LMAO I remember my brother in law playing that game. Poor cats.

I found this hilarious picture the other day and I thought would anyone use this? I got it from Very Demotivational.com

Jacen Starslayer wrote:I found this hilarious picture the other day and I thought would anyone use this? I got it from Very Demotivational.com

Standard issue sidearm for these guys.

And continuing the ridiculous firearm theme...


There are more, but I'll spare you the inevitable faceplams.

Professor Voodoo wrote:And continuing the ridiculous firearm theme...

Kara: "Time to employ my cute look!"


Model: Chiaki Kudou

Michele:

[Later, in her room.]

Kara: "Man, wrecking all those cars and wearing that chef's...outfit...must really have cost me some karma points..."

Ilaria: "You think?"

I want that Chanel RPG.