Sup everyone

hello peoples, I'm dragonfire but everyone either calls me "drag" or DF. I am new to this forum but not new to the fandom. was refered to this site by seeing prov. voodoo mention it in a couple of his stories. I have two OC's the first is Abigail she is a Gen2 cyborg just like Rico she retains all her memories of her previous life, at the request of her handler/biological father Leonard Casey who is my other OC; but unlike most of the SWA cyborgs (or all of them I'm not sure about anyone elses OC's) Abagail chose the life of a cyborg for herself. I will have a full stat sheet and bio on both of them posted to another forum page. any thing else you would like to know send me a comment or PM and i will do my best to answer.

Hello!! Welcome to the Gunslinger Girl boards! Hope you like it here! ^___^

Greets, DF. Welcome to the forum, and dive in. Alfisti will no doubt be along shortly with your paperwork.

Greetings Dragonfire, glad to have you aboard.

Those three numbers after your name look familiar...do you post as reader238 on ff.net?

Welcome aboard, have fun here!

Thescarredman wrote:Greets, DF. Welcome to the forum, and dive in. Alfisti will no doubt be along shortly with your paperwork.

*Dumps pile of paperwork on counter* It's the end of the day, and I don't feel like dealing with this. Fill these out and return them tomorrow... except for this one. *Picks one form out of the pile* Just sign there, there and there... or you'll be sleeping in reception tonight.

*Helps himself to the wine*

Seriously though: welcome to the forum.

wwwweeeeeelllllcccooooommmmeeeeeeeee.................................

Foramu e no kangei(welcome to forum)(benvenuto nel forum)

Waazzzuuup, man. Always good to see a new and friendly face ^_^. Hope you enjoy your stay.

sup and welcome to the forum

Professor Voodoo wrote:Greetings Dragonfire, glad to have you aboard.

Those three numbers after your name look familiar...do you post as reader238 on ff.net?

yes I do you are the only person to ever catch that

[quote="Alfisti *Dumps pile of paperwork on counter* It's the end of the day, and I don't feel like dealing with this. Fill these out and return them tomorrow... except for this one. *Picks one form out of the pile* Just sign there, there and there... or you'll be sleeping in reception tonight.

.[/quote]



well I am definately feeling welcomed thank you all

and Alfisti I finished the paperwork, but I have a question. what does this part mean about expense reports and requisition forms, and why must I carry them for Monty when ever she enters the compound.

dragonfire238 wrote:well I am definately feeling welcomed thank you all

and Alfisti I finished the paperwork, but I have a question. what does this part mean about expense reports and requisition forms, and why must I carry them for Monty when ever she enters the compound.

The expense and requisition forms are to either be reimbursed for resonable job related expenses, and the requisition forms are to request equipment be issue from or bought by the SWA, both are subject to approval. You must carry them for Monty whenever she's on compound if you ever want to be able to find another of either ever again.

Alfisti wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote:well I am definately feeling welcomed thank you all

and Alfisti I finished the paperwork, but I have a question. what does this part mean about expense reports and requisition forms, and why must I carry them for Monty when ever she enters the compound.

The expense and requisition forms are to either be reimbursed for resonable job related expenses, and the requisition forms are to request equipment be issue from or bought by the SWA, both are subject to approval. You must carry them for Monty whenever she's on compound if you ever want to be able to find another of either ever again.

huh and here I thought that was snuck in there as a form of hazing

dragonfire238 wrote:

Alfisti wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote:well I am definately feeling welcomed thank you all

and Alfisti I finished the paperwork, but I have a question. what does this part mean about expense reports and requisition forms, and why must I carry them for Monty when ever she enters the compound.

The expense and requisition forms are to either be reimbursed for resonable job related expenses, and the requisition forms are to request equipment be issue from or bought by the SWA, both are subject to approval. You must carry them for Monty whenever she's on compound if you ever want to be able to find another of either ever again.

huh and here I thought that was snuck in there as a form of hazing

Trust me, mate, it's not. I had to learn that the hard way. Monty can be quite wrathful about paperwork. Maybe that's just to me though.

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote:

Alfisti wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote:well I am definately feeling welcomed thank you all

and Alfisti I finished the paperwork, but I have a question. what does this part mean about expense reports and requisition forms, and why must I carry them for Monty when ever she enters the compound.

The expense and requisition forms are to either be reimbursed for resonable job related expenses, and the requisition forms are to request equipment be issue from or bought by the SWA, both are subject to approval. You must carry them for Monty whenever she's on compound if you ever want to be able to find another of either ever again.

huh and here I thought that was snuck in there as a form of hazing

Trust me, mate, it's not. I had to learn that the hard way. Monty can be quite wrathful about paperwork. Maybe that's just to me though.

so what if as a prank someone threw in with Monty's paper work that needs to be turned in, a "fake" requisition form for twenty rubber chickens filled with vegimite? hypothetically speaking of course.

Just be warned, she's very good at picking forgeries...

...frankly though she'd probably just drop it in the shredder as not worth her while.

Triela walks in as Monty is sorting her paper work

Triela- sup monty how is the paper work coming

Monty:...

Triela looks at the paper currently at the top of the pile

Triela- O.o why the heck would you need to requisition twenty rubber chickens filled with vegimite for?

Monty-...

Triela- you know what never mind I probably don't want to know

Triela walks being very confused

Monty grabs the paper and with out looking at it puts it in the shredder, she then closes her eyes takes a deep breath and continues sorting her paper work.



I appologise in advance if I happened to portray Monty Poorly.

Only thing I'd say would be that Monty would have at least run an eye over the form... otherwise wondering if she'd been the butt end of a prank would drive her up the wall. =P

Alfisti wrote:Only thing I'd say would be that Monty would have at least run an eye over the form... otherwise wondering if she'd been the butt end of a prank would drive her up the wall. =P

ahh I see that would make more sense oops... though on a seperate note that is my favorite kind of prank, where you make it look like you did a prank and make the other person wonder what the heck you did when you actually did nothing. psycological warfare if you may.

dragonfire238 wrote:

Alfisti wrote:Only thing I'd say would be that Monty would have at least run an eye over the form... otherwise wondering if she'd been the butt end of a prank would drive her up the wall. =P

ahh I see that would make more sense oops... though on a seperate note that is my favorite kind of prank, where you make it look like you did a prank and make the other person wonder what the heck you did when you actually did nothing. psycological warfare if you may.

and it's a powerful weapon(psycological warfare) as same as pen and paper(i don't get it by the idiom pen are much more powerful than sword...)

KuroNeko wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote:

Alfisti wrote:Only thing I'd say would be that Monty would have at least run an eye over the form... otherwise wondering if she'd been the butt end of a prank would drive her up the wall. =P

ahh I see that would make more sense oops... though on a seperate note that is my favorite kind of prank, where you make it look like you did a prank and make the other person wonder what the heck you did when you actually did nothing. psycological warfare if you may.

and it's a powerful weapon(psycological warfare) as same as pen and paper(i don't get it by the idiom pen are much more powerful than sword...)

a single stroke of a sword has the potential of starting a war by spilling blood. but a single stroke of a pen can end a war by the signing of a treaty.

dragonfire238 wrote:

Alfisti wrote:Only thing I'd say would be that Monty would have at least run an eye over the form... otherwise wondering if she'd been the butt end of a prank would drive her up the wall. =P

ahh I see that would make more sense oops... though on a seperate note that is my favorite kind of prank, where you make it look like you did a prank and make the other person wonder what the heck you did when you actually did nothing. psycological warfare if you may.

Oh, I'm not saying she wouldn't let Triela walk off confused... just that she'd double check the form before consigning it to a diamond cutter. She is afterall Jethro's girl, so things have been known to get a bit odd on occasion.

Alfisti wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote:

Alfisti wrote:Only thing I'd say would be that Monty would have at least run an eye over the form... otherwise wondering if she'd been the butt end of a prank would drive her up the wall. =P

ahh I see that would make more sense oops... though on a seperate note that is my favorite kind of prank, where you make it look like you did a prank and make the other person wonder what the heck you did when you actually did nothing. psycological warfare if you may.

Oh, I'm not saying she wouldn't let Triela walk off confused... just that she'd double check the form before consigning it to a diamond cutter. She is afterall Jethro's girl, so things have been known to get a bit odd on occasion.

so if things get odd would that mean to that monty would actually have a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite?

dragonfire238 wrote: so if things get odd would that mean to that monty would actually have a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite?

Monty: These things are usually the Skipper's fault, ask him.

Alfisti wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote: so if things get odd would that mean to that monty would actually have a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite?

Monty: These things are usually the Skipper's fault, ask him.

I'm still trying to think up a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite . Seriously, when would they have a practical use?

Alfisti wrote:

dragonfire238 wrote: so if things get odd would that mean to that monty would actually have a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite?

Monty: These things are usually the Skipper's fault, ask him.

ok will do

btw I am currently reading the jethro and monty comics on DA and I must say they are awesome

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:I'm still trying to think up a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite . Seriously, when would they have a practical use?

you gotta think outside the box and if that don't work try inside a chimney

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
I'm still trying to think up a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite . Seriously, when would they have a practical use?

Marisa: Hmmm...I can think of something, but I'll also need some D-cell batteries, 3 kilos of unsalted butter, a trampoline and season tickets to the Rome Opera.

dragonfire238 wrote:

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:I'm still trying to think up a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite . Seriously, when would they have a practical use?

you gotta think outside the box and if that don't work try inside a chimney

Outside the box... I think we have to throw the box out a window, into a portal, load it into a cannon, and fireit at the sun.

Professor Voodoo wrote: Marisa: Hmmm...I can think of something, but I'll also need some D-cell batteries, 3 kilos of unsalted butter, a trampoline and season tickets to the Rome Opera.

Mercedes: I get the feeling that something terrible is happening.

Professor Voodoo wrote:

Destroyer of Worlds ;D wrote:
I'm still trying to think up a practical use for 20 rubber chickens filled with vegimite . Seriously, when would they have a practical use?

Marisa: Hmmm...I can think of something, but I'll also need some D-cell batteries, 3 kilos of unsalted butter, a trampoline and season tickets to the Rome Opera.

Abigail: ahh I think I know what you're getting at there, the batteries are to power the flashlights, you coat the trampoline with butter to make it slippery place it on the stage and put on a slap stick comedy act where either jethro or monty try to stay one the trampoline while the other throws the rubber chickens filled with vegimite at them. but wait it needs to be practical hmm.

Marisa: yea like what if they had a really huge job that they wanted to pull that could cripple the padania but for some reason the agency won't front the bill, it could be that they want to do a fundraiser thingy mabob to raise money.

dragonfire238 wrote:Abigail: ahh I think I know what you're getting at there, the batteries are to power the flashlights, you coat the trampoline with butter to make it slippery place it on the stage and put on a slap stick comedy act where either jethro or monty try to stay one the trampoline while the other throws the rubber chickens filled with vegimite at them. but wait it needs to be practical hmm.

Marisa: yea like what if they had a really huge job that they wanted to pull that could cripple the padania but for some reason the agency won't front the bill, it could be that they want to do a fundraiser thingy mabob to raise money.

Jethro: As much as I'm in favor of getting Monty all buttered up...

Monty: *deadpan look*

Jethro: ...I fear I may find my allowance cut. That aside, there's somthing to be said for letting the rozzers bust you, only to find your cover story of being a rubber chicken importer was 100% legit.

Monty: Why do I get the horrible feeling you've done this before.

Jethro: Portugal, happy memories...

Abigail: And the Vegemite?

Jethro: To mask the smell from the rubber chickens... *beat* ...which aren't just there to rubber neck.

Monty:

Alfisti wrote:
Jethro: ...I fear I may find my allowance cut. That aside, there's somthing to be said for letting the rozzers bust you, only to find your cover story of being a rubber chicken importer was 100% legit.

Kara: "I thought you were in exports?" *

Jethro: "One does try to diversify ones's covers."


* - "International Exports" being a favorite corporate cover for espionage agents.