What would Sandro do if......
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What would Sandro do if......
He got his..... a gunshot to the... reproductive organs meant he wasn't able to "have fun" with Petra (or any other woman for that matter) anymore? You think he'd pull an Elsa? Or just find the guy who did it and kill him.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Sorry, Spartan, but this is a pretty pointless thread. I hardly think that Alessandro's the only handler, or man, who would be just a bit peeved at losing his block and tackle, don't you?
It's not as if the other handlers are austere monks who'd react any differently, anyway. Lauro had a girlfriend, and Jose's frustrated that Henrietta's neediness curtails his freedoms. Go back to episode four of the first series, when 'Etta asks Jose to stay for Christmas - he agrees, but when he pulls away in his car you can see from his expression that he's really pissed off. Obviously he had other plans...
It's not as if the other handlers are austere monks who'd react any differently, anyway. Lauro had a girlfriend, and Jose's frustrated that Henrietta's neediness curtails his freedoms. Go back to episode four of the first series, when 'Etta asks Jose to stay for Christmas - he agrees, but when he pulls away in his car you can see from his expression that he's really pissed off. Obviously he had other plans...
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Any self-respecting male of any species would commit suicide after suffering a loss like that.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
As said by the great Juan Belmonte:
If I cannot live like a man, I can at least die like one.
If I cannot live like a man, I can at least die like one.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Losing his dick would just give Sandro an excuse to get a robotic penis with vibrating capabilities. Being with the SWA, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for him to attempt it and get on Jean's bad side.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Dont you mean Jean's Back Side?
D'OH!!!
*ducks, runs and hides*
D'OH!!!
*ducks, runs and hides*
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
ElfenMagix wrote:Dont you mean Jean's Back Side?
D'OH!!!
*ducks, runs and hides*
I don't think Sandro's into men!!
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Robert Frazer wrote:Sorry, Spartan, but this is a pretty pointless thread. I hardly think that Alessandro's the only handler, or man, who would be just a bit peeved at losing his block and tackle, don't you?
This thread was not intended to be entirely serious, as seen in the last few posts. Also, maybe this is just a fanfic meme, or maybe it's just me, but Sandro seems like a man with an already large sexual appetite that was intensified to an extreme by the job he had prior to becoming Petra's handler.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
He may not be into men, but he may have a thing for being pegged by women. Just saying...Ggultra2764 wrote:I don't think Sandro's into men!!
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@Nacht: You mean taking it in the rear from a gal? How kinky.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Petra with a 'Tally-Whacker' and she's gonna whack some Tallies from 'Sandro?
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Ggultra2764 wrote:Losing his dick would just give Sandro an excuse to get a robotic penis with vibrating capabilities. Being with the SWA, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for him to attempt it and get on Jean's bad side.
Which would no doubt bring Sandro to the...attention...of Ferro.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Kiskaloo wrote:Ggultra2764 wrote:Losing his dick would just give Sandro an excuse to get a robotic penis with vibrating capabilities. Being with the SWA, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for him to attempt it and get on Jean's bad side.
Which would no doubt bring Sandro to the...attention...of Ferro.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
ElfenMagix wrote:Petra with a 'Tally-Whacker' and she's gonna whack some Tallies from 'Sandro?
Why do I get the feeling that we may have discovered the plotline of the next GsG doujin?
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Well, Sir James Brooke received a particularly unfortunate bullet in Burma and subsequently sailed off to conquer his own private kingdom in the East Indes and spend years knocking the stuffing out of pirates up and down the length of Borneo.
No, seriously, look up the White Rajahs of Sarawak.
Judging from his experience, rather than a cause for fatal despair, perhaps such an injury could have a... clarifying effect?
No, seriously, look up the White Rajahs of Sarawak.
Judging from his experience, rather than a cause for fatal despair, perhaps such an injury could have a... clarifying effect?
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You sure about that, Rob? I've got stuff says he fathered at least one child. Guy swung both ways, incidentally...
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
Discovered his prostate, eh?
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boomer_gonz wrote:Discovered his prostate, eh?
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
X2boomer_gonz wrote:Kiskaloo wrote:Ggultra2764 wrote:Losing his dick would just give Sandro an excuse to get a robotic penis with vibrating capabilities. Being with the SWA, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for him to attempt it and get on Jean's bad side.
Which would no doubt bring Sandro to the...attention...of Ferro.
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Re: What would Sandro do if......
*Jean, doing a Darth Vader imitation... with an extended hand, palm facing up, and curling fingers into a fist as he says...*
'Sandro, You Got No Balls...
'Sandro, You Got No Balls...
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