One of the girls from Black Lagoon in Real Life?

This is the closest we can get to Balalaika in REAL LIFE

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1989610/Nelly-Avila-Moreno-FARCs-Karina-captured-by-Colombian-forces-in-war-on-drugs.html

In appearance she doesn't look the part except for the blind eye and scars on her face and arm. However, if you consider that she commands a rebel group, goes around mass-murdering people and even burned a woman alive for marrying a policeman, I'd never want to cross paths with her.

Also, she's from FARC. If she doesn't remind you of Balalaika, then she'd remind you of Roberta, right down to an easy-to-remember English nickname

That scary....