RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

You know, I'm glad that Rebecca and I are going out now, and all that jazz. But sometimes at bed, I start to wonder what kind of things Becks could have said instead of, "You little bitch. Why not?" when I finally found my balls and asked her to go steady (I guess you would call it that?)

THIS is what I always imagine: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Classic LOLZ.

I've never read a more condescending message.

yeah,rage indeed,I basicly got that speech given to me 48 hours ago.

...ugh. The hypothetical dude that was the target of that speech needed to be less of a doormat. Women with that attitude should wind up alone and depressed so they can (hopefully) change into someone with a healthy attitude towards sex... and they would, if more men learned to say no to 'em.

While I'll admit part of the humour is that this is just an exaggerated version of something from real life, please keep in mind that the source of that is The Onion. It's not really meant to be taken seriously...

Sintendo wrote:"You little bitch. Why not?"

well that's a new twist to it, glad to hear from you Sin

then you prove it wrong. lol.
now you don't have to worry about Gf anymore.

destroyer wrote:then you prove it wrong. lol.
now you don't have to worry about Gf anymore.

yay to no conformity!!

Nachtsider wrote:I've never read a more condescending message.

Doesn't it just piss you off?

GRAHH!

(why am i awake this late!!!)

Chat, now.

As temporary admin I'm officially designating this thread:

THE VENTING THREAD.

Partially due to keeping negativity out of the "What are you happy about?" thread, but mainly because I need to vent.

Some ass thought that they were too important to pick up their spilled (whatever it was) and now I may have dislocated my elbow. It feels sprained, but the Doc (she's kinda cute too, DAMN I need to get a camera phone) says that my elbow is out of place.

Now I'll have to miss work and my probation might get extended.

ARGGGGGGG!!!!!

Sprains and dislocations are awful, Boomer - I really hope you get well soon. You could regard your time with the cute doc as some kind of consolation, though...

*Has a better RAAAAAAGE story*

My gay neighbor hit on me the other day. Not just conversation-wise, but he actually tried to kiss me, and was rubbing on my crotch.



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I got nothing against gay people, but FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

How did Becca react?

That sucks man, at least you met a cute dr.
The last time I went to a dr. it was an old guy, and he called me ugly, he said people are either pretty or smart, but i'm screwed in both of those areas.

Oh woe is me... It is kind of funny though, it's ok to laugh at me about this. I'm giggling myself.

Well I'm not one to ignore a yaoi moment... Hehehe.

Sorry about that though, Sin.

I thought you only went for bishonen yaoi, Tri. Sin doesn't qualify - he's too macho.

wow sin. you're "HOT".

Good News, Good News!!

It's not dislocated, just sprained like I thought and I can go back to work in a couple days. Since it was a work-related injury and all.

The reason why it looked dislocated is because it swelled up so bad.

And to Sin:

Buddy, your gaybait now. There's no way out of it. Your neighbor has prolly already told all his men's how hot you are. So do as I do and accept the free drinks and good convo, because fighting it only makes it worse.

All of my neighbors are gay, bro. lol

Done deal brudda.

Just watch yourself at those open-bar BBQ's.

LOLZ

boomer_gonz wrote:Good News, Good News!!

It's not dislocated, just sprained like I thought and I can go back to work in a couple days. Since it was a work-related injury and all.

Missed this before, but yay!

I take it you're okay now then?

Sintendo wrote:All of my neighbors are gay, bro. lol

the more the merrier sin. tsktsktsk.