If this is you then you Fail

*couldn't finish the whole vid*
I totally woulda lost the ten bucks in your shoes, tsu.
My instinct is to keep that thing as far away from me as possible, and I don't have any orbital weapons, so...


I mean, I may be able to watch Two Girls, One Cup and react about as much as a bronze statue of Stephen Hawking... but that otaku...girl...thing... that was too much (and yes, I believe the thing is technically female).

LoC978 wrote:
*couldn't finish the whole vid*
I totally woulda lost the ten bucks in your shoes, tsu.
My instinct is to keep that thing as far away from me as possible, and I don't have any orbital weapons, so...


I mean, I may be able to watch Two Girls, One Cup and react about as much as a bronze statue of Stephen Hawking... but that otaku...girl...thing... that was too much (and yes, I believe the thing is technically female).

Let me borrow your CZ 75 then. I'll finish the job, I know how to deal with these things. I survived my college's anime club.

yeah well i had one of em in one of my classes exept she didnt say anything at first and she was a creepy emo she sat in the back of the classroom making lil dolls i guess thats cute in an Emily Rose kinda way.........

LOLZ 4 Emily Rose

Some people have no lives!

Unfortunately so.

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I never thought there's some people out there on the other side of the world that went THAT BAD!! If he ever come here, he can expect to be continuously attacked...

...he can't even spell 'Otaku Days' right...

Nuke is Good wrote:

LoC978 wrote:

Let me borrow your CZ 75 then. I'll finish the job, I know how to deal with these things. I survived my college's anime club.

*swaps the barrel of his CZ for one with the rifling scraped out*
okay, but don't try for distance with this barrel... and get it back to me ASAP, gotta swap back and melt the disposable one quickly.
*hands it over, loaded with 12 hollow point .40s*

LoC978 wrote:

Nuke is Good wrote:

LoC978 wrote:

Let me borrow your CZ 75 then. I'll finish the job, I know how to deal with these things. I survived my college's anime club.

*swaps the barrel of his CZ for one with the rifling scraped out*
okay, but don't try for distance with this barrel... and get it back to me ASAP, gotta swap back and melt the disposable one quickly.
*hands it over, loaded with 12 hollow point .40s*

Commencing Virtuous Mission

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I never thought there's some people out there on the other side of the world that went THAT BAD!! If he ever come here, he can expect to be continuously attacked...

...he can't even spell 'Otaku Days' right...

Oh lols that would be some funny stuff he goes to akihabara and goes wow what a cow eye ee (kawaii) and he isnt even allowed to finish his sentence beforet old people start beating it with chopsticks.
i can see cosplayers just killing him like saber and ciel and a whole army of moe charachters just hurting this kid.
personally tho i wouldnt touch the kid with a 20 foot pole and mybe just maybe neither will japanese people.

tsundere9kagami2 wrote:i can see cosplayers just killing him like saber and ciel and a whole army of moe charachters just hurting this kid.

I will pay good money to see this happen. And perhaps - just perhaps - join in.

i would beat him with a grenade and its favorite plushie for the irony

tsundere9kagami2 wrote:i would beat him with a grenade and its favorite plushie for the irony

Nah, how about psychological torture? Tie him down, get a burning barrel, and burn up every single bit of anime merchandise that he has while forcing him to watch. Better to leave a guy like him mentally scarred than physically beaten.

OOO, now that's just evil.

*snicker*

mybe just maybe neither will japanese people.

DAMN RIGHT!

What the hell is wrong with that kid?? If he ever come here I'll prep. the airsoft club and equip them all with airsoft going up to 700FPS and smother that freak with a ton of plastic bullets!!

Panzer IV wrote:

mybe just maybe neither will japanese people.

DAMN RIGHT!

What the hell is wrong with that kid?? If he ever come here I'll prep. the airsoft club and equip them all with airsoft going up to 700FPS and smother that freak with a ton of plastic bullets!!

If you give me the Green Gas, I can probably go 670FPS with my M700.

real firearms are so much more permanent...

But psychological torture ain't so messy.

depends upon the victim's reaction... never leave 'em alive. Life generally presents opportunities...

LoC978 wrote:depends upon the victim's reaction... never leave 'em alive. Life generally presents opportunities...

Regardless of the circumstances, someone who cares for the victim would want to raise hell against who ever inflicted either suffering or killing.

If you give me the Green Gas, I can probably go 670FPS with my M700.

That's our standard-issue gas for handguns :p


But on a kid like that, its best to torture him for eternity and run him to trauma! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Ggultra2764 wrote:

LoC978 wrote:depends upon the victim's reaction... never leave 'em alive. Life generally presents opportunities...

Regardless of the circumstances, someone who cares for the victim would want to raise hell against who ever inflicted either suffering or killing.

such a vicious cycle...
oh well, surplus 7.62NATO is still going for less than fifty cents a round.

most of my airguns (cept for the electric ones) do around 700 feet per second cause i like to make people bleed also i wouldnt use a wussy airsoft gun id take my American BB gun and start poping this kid full of holes.

700!?

That's huge 0_0

My maximum one (a Thompson SMG) is around 320 FPS but is tuned for a high fire-rate. Excellent for close-quarters encounter

...actually, its also good for pinning some guys behind cover in out-door forest-oriented terrain too...


The other one I have in the club is an M16A1 Vietnam-version which goes about...450 FPS.


But 700??? That's insane!! Still, that'll be nice to hold and use on that kid :p

now imagine your 6mm plastic BB is a .177cal brass BB, and up the FPS to 930.


this is the sort of thing my brother and I grew up shooting each other with (course, ours had no CO2 canister, they had a pump grip to compress air with... and we could go higher than 930FPS...)

as tsu said:

also i wouldnt use a wussy airsoft gun id take my American BB gun and start poping this kid full of holes.

so if you must use nonlethal weapons, go with one of those R9 rifles I linked up there, and have someone else pelting it with one of these:

only 541FPS, but 600 rounds per minute full-auto with a 400-round hopper.

hell yeah LoC those say F**K Yes AMERICA!!!
i use my BB gun to kill animals it has a scope and shoots pellets and bbs and it makes me lol when i shoot lil rabbits and they jump 10 feet before dying.
its one of those with the under barrell pumps that shoot like 1050 ft per second

tsundere9kagami2 wrote: shoot lil rabbits and they jump 10 feet before dying.

The poor rabbits!!!!!

I feel sorry for them :(

I don't like seeing stuff die, or hearing about it :(

Two words. Watership Down.

Someone is asking for a butt-kicking by Frith.

Firth?

And I never read/watched Watership Down... But regardless, it doesn't matter as much to me if it's a story.

TTIO wrote:Firth?

Firth is the lupine deity who created the world in Watership Down.

Ah, that makes sense...

lolz... death is just part of life (the last part, in case you were wondering ). even in Watership Down.

WWWOOOUUNNDDWWOORRTTT!

Yeah, Watership Down wasn't the fun, bunny rabbit movie that most people expected. It was somewhat toned down compared to the book but it's definitely not a movie for little kids.

I just noticed that it is being re-released on DVD next week in the US. Unfortunately, it is not in widescreen.

LoC978 wrote:lolz... death is just part of life (the last part, in case you were wondering ). even in Watership Down.

But not premature death, and murder. That's what gets me...

I would beg to differ, but I've had this debate recently

GrafSpee wrote:Yeah, Watership Down wasn't the fun, bunny rabbit movie that most people expected.

Same with "Plague Dogs", though the title alone should have been a hint, I guess.

GrafSpee wrote:Yeah, Watership Down wasn't the fun, bunny rabbit movie that most people expected. It was somewhat toned down compared to the book but it's definitely not a movie for little kids.

I just noticed that it is being re-released on DVD next week in the US. Unfortunately, it is not in widescreen.

I've always wanted to see Watership Down. Glad to see it's coming back out on DVD finally.

And just for a preview:

"Look at the cute bunny. You're so cute. Yes you are."

*bunny starts gnawing on other bunny with blood spewing out.*

"ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! OH GOD NO!!!!"

*bunny bites off an ear.*

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

Ggultra2764 wrote:I've always wanted to see Watership Down. Glad to see it's coming back out on DVD finally.

I have a copy on VHS. The new DVD is supposed to be the "deluxe edition" (which means it will have some featurettes & a storyboard comparison with the film). It only has a single DVD. One web site said the aspect ratio was 1:33, another said that it was 1.78:1 (it was released theatrically at 1.66:1). Most web sites give no aspect ratio information for the DVD. I may have to wait until the DVD hits the stores before I buy a copy: I don't want to buy the DVD if it is going to be full-frame.

Disney is re-releasing Sleeping Beauty next week in a Platinum Edition. I already have that one on order.

3 words for you "I Eat Rabbits" after i shoots them with my wepons. i think its wrong to shoot anything you dont eat unless its a pest like rats and mice this bb gun is also very good for killing rats and mice i just sit and zero my scope then i wait for mice and plug them or hit them with a shovel either way they are dead.

I generally hunt rats with my chinese straight sword (and my dog)... I should probably get a projectile weapon that makes less of a boom than my .40 and is deadlier than my paintball guns... all of my blowguns and BB/pellet guns are rusted into uselessness..

You could get a 9mm, LoC.

A .22LR would be better for rats... but it's still technically illegal to discharge in my back yard unless it's in defense of my life.

I'm thinking an air rifle... or just keep on with the sword, it's effective enough.

I will get a 9mm someday, though (another CZ, since I already have so many mags for 'em, and they accept both rounds just fine)

The thing about 9mm as opposed to .22 LR is that you can use the 9mm for heavier work than killing rats. Whereas a .22 LR would be limited to hunting and plinking, if you ask me.

already got .45s for heavier work... that's my caliber of choice, and I'd use it on rats if it wouldn't get me in trouble (that would be fun )

Oh.

my air gun is around 15 years old i regularly take it apart lube the seals and do overall maintenence to keep it running smoothly as the day i got it. the thing is as soon as i get a gun of any type i like to take it apart and see how it works then make it better.

Just saw it. Now looking for knitting needles to jab through ears. That idiot can't pronounce Japanese to save his/her/its life. That person is either a girl with a deep voice, or (unfortunately) more likely a really messed up gay guy. I want my 10 bucks. Now.

KodokuRyuu wrote:Now looking for knitting needles to jab through ears.

Save the needles for a voodoo doll of it.

KodokuRyuu wrote:That idiot can't pronounce Japanese to save his/her/its life.

Or make an embarassment out of all level-headed anime fans.

KodokuRyuu wrote:That person is either a girl with a deep voice, or (unfortunately) more likely a really messed up gay guy. I want my 10 bucks. Now.

It doesn't know what it is at all.

Oh yes, I forgot to say: that kid is epic fail. Most knitting needles wouldn't work well for that. I was referring to what the squaws did to Custer after his Last Stand.

Nitpick: 'epic fail' refers to something that fails so hard it actually becomes hilarious and win.

KodokuRyuu wrote:Oh yes, I forgot to say: that kid is epic fail. Most knitting needles wouldn't work well for that. I was referring to what the squaws did to Custer after his Last Stand.

We could always sick the killer bunnies of Water Ship Down on it. Perfect thing for a front page article: Anime geek brutally attacked by bunnies.

In before someone mentions 'Night of the Lepus'. Or the killer bunny from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.

Run Away! Run Away!!

UBER-LOLZ

tsundere9kagami2 wrote:3 words for you "I Eat Rabbits" after i shoots them with my wepons. i

Then it is okay....I suppose....

Uggghhh this Watership Down scares me.......

I only watched Monty Python's Life of Brian... because you were talking about Monty Phyton........

'Life of Brian' is good, but it's not Python at their very best.